"Behind every successful man, there's a woman" - English proverb

"Behind every successful man, one sharp babe perch, dey observe" - Warri proverb

Many of our young women can't help but display the following attitudes when they luckily meet a rich guy:

1) They quickly rule boundaries in the guy's life just like the British colonial masters as a way of warning potential 'intruders' that the guy happens to be their 'protectorate' or 'territory'

2) With the speed of light, they start displaying their cooking skills (for those that didn't run away from the kitchen while growing up). They will use their meagre resources to cook a big pot of hot banga soup for you; in fact, they will so embarass the soup with meats and fresh fish to an extent where if you dip your eba in it, the eba will never come out without embracing a huge chunk of fish or meat inside the plate!!! This is done to easily win the guy's heart over

3) They upload photos of themselves in the guy's car and use them as DP's on social media. It is mostly done to let their friends and 'jealousie friends' know that their boyfriend drives a Range Rover 2015 Model!

4) They start mounting undue pressure on the guy to meet their parents. The pressure would be so intense to an extent that if such pressure was mounted on Robert Mugabe, he would have gladly resigned!!!

5) They quickly introduce the guy to their pastor. The aim of doing this is to systematically get the guy committed religiously as regard to marriage.

6) They try to know the financial status of the guy's bank accounts! Even those that studied History and International Relations in school, automatically become financial auditors!

7) They aggressively impose themselves on the guy's family members in order to curry favour! Na by force say the family go love you? They mostly do this by pretending to be nice and accommodating but when the knot is tied, they become monsters! Even Caliban might not be able to withstand their fury!!!

8. They put up the 'You wan try me' attitude. They start looking down on their friends who have not been so lucky to hook a rich fellow! This is very common with broke girls!

9) They send a stern warning to all their broke admirers, either directy or indirectly, so that they won't come and put sand-sand in their garri!

10) Many would place all their numerous problems over the years on the guy's shoulders to carry. Again, this is common with the broke ones! Now, who come be your papa?

I remain Rapmoney...Warri First Son and the richest broke boy!

when some girls meets a rich guy i swear reality escapes them...dey go insane

Lykar:

I hail! You fast sha!

I dont do such
I just let him slam all is visiuals on my decks

Rapmoney:
I hail! You fast sha!

I'm a speed demon...i dont like wasting my precious few seconds

lets say they'll activate MARIOS'S MODE ...,..ni bi ni ma kusi

halfricanadian:
I dont do such
I just let him slam all is visiuals on my decks

U can lie
halfri.....and lies

Lykar:
I'm a speed demon...i dont like wasting my precious few seconds

Sure, I can see that!

Lykar:
U can lie
halfri.....and lies

Lying is a profession nd a qualification nd dats nt wat i stand for u rada want me to steal some? Nah me no like that

halfricanadian:
I dont do such
I just let him slam all is visiuals on my decks

You can go to a nearby nursery school and tell the kids!

falconey:


lets say they'll activate MARIOS'S MODE ...,..ni bi ni ma kusi

You mean the 'B race'?

Rapmoney:
You can go to a nearby nursery school and tell the kids!

lol really? How about i start with ur kids?

when a broke nigggah want you (waaaant u bae)

and ur nigggah does everything for u (everything)

ooooo oooooh



these hoes are loyal

Lykar:
when some girls meets a rich guy i swear reality escapes them...dey go insane

Coupled with the hard economic situation!

halfricanadian:


Lying is a profession nd a qualification nd dats nt wat i stand for u rada want me to steal some? Nah me no like that

lol.. On a serious note i dont think lying is a prof or qual neither is it a sin for some its a defence mechanism activating from their behavioural tendons ooooooo God omo i too like biology

Rapmoney:
You mean the 'B race'?

I don't know what you are asking about, you know the old school Mario game tone right? the yorubas do use it to form a Yoruba sentence .


it goes like 'nibi lo ma kusi" meaning this is where I will die.

now you dig ?

DRISKLEF:
LOLin at the metaphorical instances up there.

Let me assume these were culled up for comic relief?

Na so u see am nah

They go like : Baby, why are you using this rubber now? Don't you trust me? RUN!!

Lykar:
lol.. On a serious note i dont think lying is a prof or qual neither is it a sin for some its a defence mechanism activating from their behavioural tendons ooooooo God omo i too like biology

My honourable medical pharmacologist

Lyin is a sin although behavioural patterns is said to b constant after a long period of time pls isnt a profession same?

Bt honestly if i see me a rich dude he ma just spend on joint business for us i always see beyond d present

modelmike7:
They go like : Baby, why are you using this rubber now? Don't you trust me? RUN!!

I swear, you killed this one!

Rapmoney:
Coupled with the hard economic situation!

do not feel safe when u nd ur bae are standing wit a rich dude nd u ar currently broke in this harsh time

EnigmaticEnigma:
when a broke nigggah want you (waaaant u bae)

and ur nigggah does everything for u (everything)

ooooo oooooh



these hoes are loyal

lol

halfricanadian:


My honourable medical pharmacologist

Lyin is a sin although behavioural patterns is said to b constant after a long period of time pls isnt a profession same?

Bt honestly if i see me a rich dude he ma just spend on joint business for us i always see beyond d present

i talk am...see fresh bobo wit cash u go con really bone am? I fear u sha

Lykar:
i talk am...see fresh bobo wit cash u go con really bone am? I fear u sha

i'm just a changing room jare to dem guys dont mind dem

My love life b like relay race and im d baton i just dey change hands any ow

halfricanadian:


My honourable medical pharmacologist

Lyin is a sin although behavioural patterns is said to b constant after a long period of time pls isnt a profession same?

Bt honestly if i see me a rich dude he ma just spend on joint business for us i always see beyond d present

Ah no talk am?

Lykar:
do not feel safe when u nd ur bae are standing wit a rich dude nd u ar currently broke in this harsh time

Yeah, he would be a potential threat to the existence of that affair!

Rapmoney:
Ah no talk am?

no u didnt talk am shall u?

Vanquay16:
They will ask a herbalist to Destroy your Pullout Game.

Hungry Golddiggas everywhere

That's when they hook you down with pregnancy

halfricanadian:


i'm just a changing room jare to dem guys dont mind dem

My love life b like relay race and im d baton i just dey change hands any ow

Ok we thank God for ur life

Lykar:
Ok we thank God for ur life

We tank God

I tank my stars too