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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by TrajansKong: 8:05pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
realmindz: A true Christian sentiment. A fiery end to the world and the death and agonising torture of billions of people. Forever. You can always peer over the turrets of heaven once every billion years and taunt us with: "I told you so!" I'm very glad you have at least this comfort to look forward to throughout eternity! 3 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by realmindz: 8:12pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
TrajansKong:are we at fault that u did not believe?, yes we are the chosen ones and shall look at the torment of billions of those perishing in hell forever!!!! while we shall be rewarded for not questioning the most high, believing with our heart without ever applying the brain... We shall be rewarded by dancing and shaking our bum bum to praise jehova for saving us for believing in him 3 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
ValentineMary: Okay deep brain i still beleive my bible more than science.. next u will say the bible account of creation is false. I know ur type...just make sure satan doesnt use u for free get smthn at least in return for ur dead soul |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by TrajansKong: 8:19pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
realmindz: A true Christian! ![]() ![]() 2 Likes
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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by realmindz: 8:33pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
dairykidd: How will any reasonable person ever doubt the bible creation story, that's absurd. Wen the universe was created in 6 days and earth is abt 6000 years old , even though it is scientifically proven that the earth is several billions of years old, it's jst God testing our faith. or who shall doubt that Adam and Eve populated the whole world. The appearance of different races is jst one of God wonders. who does not know that our ancestors were once whites and got burnt by African sun to be black, then they ate too much pounded yam to have thick lips and broad nose. No no, the bible creation story is just perfect and we should never ever question anything about it but believe with absolute faith....or do u want to perish in hell? 10 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by TrajansKong: 8:37pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
realmindz:Don't mind me, my broda! I got you all wrong. ![]() Continue... 3 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
realmindz: Bro if they can dispute d bible's account of the flood then they are telling us the bible as a whole is a lie n thats what d op is sending accross...u should understand where these ppl are driving at using science to rubbish d word is d game they are playing but those who hv eyes to see will see & ear to hear will hear & be able to knw the war against good & evil gets stronger with every passing day |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
My Sarcasmometer is not in top shape but I'm pretty certain realmindz comments should not be taken at face value. ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Anas09: 10:36pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
realmindz:My joy is that, no one will escape it, the ones dead at the time shall resurrect. All of us shall stand before the most High God. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 11:08pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
TrajansKong: SEE THIS GUY! ![]() IF GOD DECIDES TO CLOSE THE PIT OF HELL FOR ETERNITY.. AND PROVIDE A SET OF OPTIONS.. . IF YOU DO GOOD THINGS, WHEN YOU DIE YOU'LL GO TO HEAVEN. IF YOU DO BAD, WHEN YOU DIE YOU'LL BE REINCARNATED; ANOTHER FORM, A BRAND NEW LIFE... ANOTHER LOCATION FAR FROM NIGERIA, YOU THINK ANY CHRISTIAN WOULD WANT TO DO GOOD? THE FOUNDERS OF RELIGION CALCULATED PROPERLY, WITHOUT THE FEAR OF HELL AND SUFFERING THEY'D JUST HAVE WASTED THEIR TIME WRITING BIBLES AND KORANS! 5 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 11:12pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
AccidentalGenius: Thank God you asked, "what do I know?" Answer; NOTHING Cheers |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 11:15pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
realmindz: AH, NA SO? ![]() ME I WANT TO BE BORN AGAIN TODAY TOO. I'M REALLY SORRY FOR DOUBTING THE HOLY BIBLE OF JESUS SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'M SEEKING REPENTANCE NOW, SO I'UD BE THERE TO WITNESS THIS SORT OF MASSIVE TWERKING IN HEAVEN. SEEING THOSE LOVELY CHRISTIAN GIRLS GRINDING IT AGAINST THE LORDS C0CK, ALONGSIDE NICKI MINAJ AND RIHANNA WOULD GIVE ME GREATER PLEASURE THAN MASTURBATIING ALONGSIDE HARDMIRROR IN HELL! PLEASE, FORGIVE ME LORD! ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 11:21pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
Anas09: ARE WE GONNA BE CLOTHED OR NAH? CUZ I'UD LIKE TO SEE HOW TERRIBLE YOUR CORK LOOKS. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 1:33am On Jul 01, 2016 |
HardMirror:We are told in Genesis 7 and 8 that the fountains of the great deep burst open and poured water onto the earth surface for 150 days and that's five months. It also rained torrentially and globally for 40 days and nights like you have mentioned above. That goes to explain why evidence suggests that all the high hills and the mountains were covered, which simply means the earth was covered by a global ocean (the world that then was, being overflowed with water, perished, 2 Peter 3:6). All air-breathing life on the land was swept away and perished |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 1:53am On Jul 01, 2016 |
HardMirror: [b] Well, according to my source there are fossils of sea animals in rock coverings high above sea level. There are marine fossils in most of the rock layers in Grand Canyon. This includes the topmost layer in the sequence, the Kaibab Limestone exposed at the rim of the canyon, which today is approximately 7,000"8,000 feet (2,130"2,440 m) above sea level. Marine fossils are also found high in the Himalayas, the world's tallest mountain range, reaching up to 29,029 feet (8,848 m) above sea level. E.g fossil ammonites (coiled marine cephalopods) are found in limestone beds in the Himalayas of Nepal. All geologists agree that ocean waters must have buried these marine fossils in these limestone beds. Also, you must understand that the Flood in question occured before mountain ranges such as the Himalayas were formed, but many of these mountain ranges were pushed up by earth movements to their present high elevations at the end of the Flood. This is recorded in Psalm 104:8, where the Flood waters are described as eroding and retreating down valleys as the mountains rose at the end of the Flood. [/b] 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 2:43am On Jul 01, 2016 |
HardMirror:According to Genesis 6: 15,The Ark measured 300 x50 x30 cubits which is about 140 x23 x13.5 metres or 459 x75x 44 feet, so its volume was 43, 500 m 3 ( cubic metres ) or 1.54 million cubic feet. So even if a million insect species had to be on board, it wouldn't be an issue, because insects require little space. If each pair was kept in cages of 10 cm ( four inches ) per side, or 1000 cm 3, all the insect species would occupy a total volume of only 1000 m 3,or another 12 cars. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 2:50am On Jul 01, 2016 |
HardMirror:[b] [b] They ate the food God commanded Noah to bring onto the Ark! In Genesis 1:29-30 God told Noah to bring all food that is eaten aboard the Ark for himself, his farmily and the animals. Also note: Originally man and the animals ate plants! 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:02am On Jul 01, 2016 |
Thashen:This is interesting so at what point did the digestive system of carnivores change and why? Why do carnivores have large canines that are suited only for killing prey? Very convenient for you to make unfounded claims just to defend your belief. The chinese believe Panku made the earth from an egg. How will you feel seeing them making excuses to prove that that myth is true? How will you feel when Yorubas start making excuses to prove that Obatala dropped from heaven with a snail shell filled with sand and a chicken. He poured the sand on the earth covered with water and dropped the chicken to spread the sand around the world. How does that myth sound to you? But a strong yoruba traditionalist will tell you that all nations came from Oduduwa. Are the stupid to believe the things they believe? Think! 7 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:19am On Jul 01, 2016 |
Thashen:Do you know how many animals that are cow like in existence? The Gnu, American Buffalo, Cape Buffalo, Yak, and so many more. There must be over thousand animals the size of cows. there are over 4000 mammalian families. There are 5 distinct species (not breeds) of elephants very unique. There are tens of horse like animals. There are hundreds of Wild cats. Even tigers have different species. It is estimated that when you remove fishes and insects you will be left with about 5million unique species of animals. We have millions of bird species and God asked noah to take 7 pairs of all birds. Birds alone will be over 10 million individuals in the ark. At the end it is certain that the animals in the ark will be a whooping 40million individuals. The 20million I used was just so I would be moderate and fair. To feed all this animals you need thousands of tonnes of food. To last them the over 4 months they were in the ark. How about caring for them? How about oxygen? Guess you have never kept birds before. They die very easily. How will they not suffocate there? Oh it was a miracle. I repeat, why do we give excuses for the bible and say we should not use our common sense when it comes to the bible, but once we hear the myths of other religions and traditions we laugh at how stupid they sound. Why? It is because our minds have been impressed with this indoctrination. It is like a tradition now and we all protect our identity. That is why we protect our religions. You excuse a lot just to keep your identity 6 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by neocortex: 10:16am On Jul 01, 2016 |
oweniwe: If you "saw" the above and you kept quiet , then something is definitely wrong. Thousands of terminal cancer patients take dangerous substances including acids and heavy metals all in a bid to get a cure while you know a sure cure and you kept mum. 1 Like |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 11:45am On Jul 01, 2016 |
neocortex:the same for the so called fake miracles churches claim. They are all nothing but misleading claims 3 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 1:28pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
realmindz: Understandest thou what thou readest? |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Thashen(m): 1:37pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
HardMirror:[size=15][b]The number of animals in the ark were not as many as you think. The problem is that you misinterpret what the bible says. When referring to animal groups and such , it uses the word ' kind '. .. ' ' animals , creeping things ' male and female ' according to their kind. Does ' kind ' mean species ? Or does it mean genus ? A group of similar species is a genus . Or does ' kind ' mean family ? A group of similar genera is a family. Family including dogs,wolves,foxes,jackals,coyotes, and similar animals . Biological families number in thousands, not in millions . So, the number of animals that could have been in the ark would have been less than 16000 assuming that a biblical kind is equivalent to the group of animals we call a genus . 2000 animals if the biblical kind is equivalent to the family grouping . Also , many animals did not need to be on the ark for survival. And by the latter i'm making reference to sea animals. Sea animals could survive a flood. Million of the one million species of the insects could probably survive without being on the ark.So the animals would have been easily housed in small enclosures because most animals are small. Even the large animals you mentioned above began their lives small. In picking creatures to repopulate the earth, it would make more sense to choose those that were young and healthy rather than the older big ones! Summary of my research! [/b][/size] 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 2:12pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
HardMirror: Ranchhoddas: i did not tell you not to, but i get your point and the central pain in the heart of atheists. That is the question of WHY GOD and not so and so. i will simply tell you that God is the One, and the way to Him is Jesus. You are free to try others, but i will not fail to inform you of the consequences. It is like asking me the road to the National Stadium, i will simply describe it and tell you how not to get lost. i will not force you to obey my directions. That's it. Jeus Christ resurrected BTW, others should go and try it(for those desparately looking for difference). 1 Like |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 2:18pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Image123:My Moslem friend Toyeeb tells me exactly the same thing. Just that he replaces Jesus with Allah and Muhammed. 2 Likes |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 2:19pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Thashen: Thashen:Ok, I even like your approach. Far more sensible than the nonsense others have been presenting. I appreciate your wisdom. At what point did the original family members of these animal groups evolve to yield the millions of species we have today. Don't forget that MILLIONS (not thousands) of species are even unknown to us today because they are extinct. So where did all these animals come from? At what point did humans evolve (not mutate) to yield all the unique races we have. I say evolve because mutation could be detrimental in over 90% of mutants and most mutants die off, most mutants are usually sterile. So we are looking at progressive mutation that would have ensured survival of the offsprings. Could this happen within 5000 years? Is 5000 years enough to stabilize human mutation to the extent that a white man always gives birth to a caucasian baby and a negro always gives birth to a negro baby proving a stability in the evolutionary process. Did this happen within 5000 years? All the varient species of every animalia genus, did they evolve and attain perfection within 5000 years? Why don't we find fossils of animals such as the madagasca lemur, penguins, marsupials and other animals found only on islands, we don't we find their fossils or living variants in asia and the middle-east where the events of Genesis happened? Awaiting your intelligent response as you have done so far. Thank you |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 2:28pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Thashen: Thank God another person is pointing out your wrong calculations. Still waiting to hear "sorry for the wrong calculations" I will not be surprised if it doesnt come Afterall, atheism and pride are children of same mother. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 2:45pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas: And he told you that Mo resurrected or forgave his sins? This tactic of atheists pitching one religion against others to divert from issues is boring, nonetheless i will give only you the grace. 1 Like |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 2:54pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
felixomor: Don't expect much from a sinner. Hes looking for a convert. Once he realizes Tashen is a waste of his efforts, he'll avoid him like a plague.i should be into forecasting oh. 1 Like |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 2:55pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Image123:You know what I mean. Stop being disingenuous |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 3:09pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Ranchhoddas: i don't know what you mean oh. You are asking me for the difference and insisting there is no difference. i point out two marked differences. Be polite enough to acknowledge it. |
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 3:21pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
Image123:The two of you claim that if I adhere to the words of your respective holy books, I'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Failure to do so will earn me an eternal torture. Tell me why I should accept yours and not his. 1 Like |
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