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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 3:32pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
The two of you claim that if I adhere to the words of your respective holy books, I'll be rewarded in the afterlife. Failure to do so will earn me an eternal torture. Tell me why I should accept yours and not his.

i already did, giving you two reasons.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:40pm On Jul 01, 2016
HardMirror:


Beware!!! This information is guaranteed to make people with common sense throw their bibles away!!!

THIS IS BASED ON HARDMIRROR'S ANALYSIS of NOAH's ARK and THE GREAT FLOOD

I will be debunking the myth of the great flood and why the story is an absolute gob-snut.
please take your time to follow this thread and you will know how much you have been fooled I will give irrefutable analysis and quote from the bible.

Fasten your seat belt as I take you through the story you think you know but have been reading blindly.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 3:41pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


i already did, giving you two reasons.
They are all claims. That your claims appear to you to be more preposterous/fantastic than the other does not make it less untrue. Your 'reasons' aren't good enough. Try harder.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 4:02pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
They are all claims. That your claims appear to you to be more preposterous/fantastic than the other does not make it less untrue. Your 'reasons' aren't good enough. Try harder.

Very simple, accept any of them.
Change to the other after you have finished evaluating the other.

And see which is best for you.

#WhenPeopleThinkTheyAreSmart
cool
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 4:08pm On Jul 01, 2016
felixomor:


Very simple, accept any of them.
Change to the other after you have finished evaluating the other.

And see which is best for you.

#WhenPeopleThinkTheyAreSmart
cool
There are over 5000 of them smart Alec. Exactly how many did you try to evaluate?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 4:14pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
They are all claims. That your claims appear to you to be more preposterous/fantastic than the other does not make it less untrue. Your 'reasons' aren't good enough. Try harder.

i don't need to try harder, it's not by force to go to heaven. You asked me essentially why i'm a Christian and not another religion, and why you should be like me. You implied that every belief is essentially the same, that has been proved false. If you need forgiveness of sins and an afterlife in God's kingdom, the way is Jesus Christ. It doesn't get simpler. Without faith, you're going no where close.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 4:23pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


i don't need to try harder, it's not by force to go to heaven. You asked me essentially why i'm a Christian and not another religion, and why you should be like me. You implied that every belief is essentially the same, that has been proved false. If you need forgiveness of sins and an afterlife in God's kingdom, the way is Jesus Christ. It doesn't get simpler. Without faith, you're going no where close.
How EXACTLY has it been proved false. Specifics. No vague answers please. Maybe I'll learn something new today.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by mcyemite(m): 4:25pm On Jul 01, 2016
SenatePresdo:
So if science and fact can't confirm the credibility 'Noah's ark' that means it should make me throw away my bible?
funny.

Science is interesting, but we should be wary of when we take its above limit.
Science is still very tender regarding the ratio of the known to the unknown
In-as-much as I found it difficult to find convincing reasons to believe the Noah's flood actually happened, even before this thread was created,
It still does not mean that
It really never happened. Because it might not be like a day-to-day flood we experience now.
That kinda flood might be supernaturally caused since the motive of destroying the earth then, was from a supernatural being. So everything about that flood was supernatural and since science has not be able to grasp some of the smallest explanation of supernatural event that
Is happening in this present day,
How can it explain the ones that happened centuries ago.
Of some supernatural events.

Science is still pondering on how to make teleporting a reality, but it has been a reality many centuries ago!
Science is still in its infantry, and anybody that takes it as standard for explaining how the universe works is also an infant.

I wonder how people take science as a standard for explanations, even when they haven't had a manned mission to venus that has been visited by occult/psychics centuries ago.

I can't continue, if you take science as an absolute means of finding the truth, good.
But know it that science is still very young.... Christians be sensitive. God be with you.
if science cant explain anything...what can?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by mcyemite(m): 4:33pm On Jul 01, 2016
HardMirror:
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!


Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.
There are 12,000 different species of ants alone!


Over 1,100 different types of rodents ; rats, mice, chimpmunks, rabbits etc
So at least 2,200 rodents were on board



There are 5 species of elephants
So at least 10 elephants were on board

There are over 50 types of goat and sheeps

The list goes on and on

So in the end 7.7 million species on the ark

Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)

So this means the number of animals on board must have been over 20 million or even as much as 40 million!!!!


PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by mcyemite(m): 4:36pm On Jul 01, 2016
HardMirror:
The Ridiculous number of animals noah had to save
Noah was to save all the animals on earth.
It is estimated that there are over 7.7 million animal species on earth!


Insects alone accounts for about 950,000 of this
Let's take the average weight of an insect to be 10 grammes, that is about 9,500kg and they were taken male and female so that is multiplied by 2 which give 19,000. That is 19tonnes for insects only.
At least 1,900,000 insects were in the ark.
There are 12,000 different species of ants alone!


Over 1,100 different types of rodents ; rats, mice, chimpmunks, rabbits etc
So at least 2,200 rodents were on board



There are 5 species of elephants
So at least 10 elephants were on board

There are over 50 types of goat and sheeps

The list goes on and on

So in the end 7.7 million species on the ark

Unclean animals must be in twos

All birds must be in 7pairs (14 birds)

All clean animals must be in 7 pairs (14 animals)

So this means the number of animals on board must have been over 20 million or even as much as 40 million!!!!


PLease how would 20 million animals breath inside the ark? What will they eat? What happens to their urine and feaces ?

kangaroo,kiwi,frizzled lizard can only be found in australia,african elephants only in africa,american eagle,cougar in america.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 4:39pm On Jul 01, 2016
mcyemite:
kangaroo,kiwi,frizzled lizard can only be found in australia,african elephants only in africa,american eagle,cougar in america.
How did they get there?
AND where were they during the flood?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by mcyemite(m): 4:48pm On Jul 01, 2016
HardMirror:

How did they get there?
AND where were they during the flood?
can you help me on that?and please hw much does a blue whale weighs.?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 5:22pm On Jul 01, 2016
mcyemite:
can you help me on that?and please hw much does a blue whale weighs.?
There are several explanations to that. The one that makes sense to me is ; this animals evolved from their parent gene source that must have migrated to these different locations when the continents were all linked. They evolved in isolation from other parts of they world ant that is why you would only find penguins towards the south pole and polar bears towards the north pole no penguin at the northern hemisphere even though the environment is conducive for them. This shows they must have evolved in isolation in regions around the south hemisphere.
Makes more sense to me
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by oweniwe(m): 7:15pm On Jul 01, 2016
neocortex:



If you "saw" the above and you kept quiet , then something is definitely wrong.
Thousands of terminal cancer patients take dangerous substances including
acids and heavy metals all in a bid to get a cure while you know a sure cure
and you kept mum.

One has to go formal before one can reach out... Other wise.... Ppl will call u quack
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 8:34pm On Jul 01, 2016
dairykidd:


Bro if they can dispute d bible's account of the flood then they are telling us the bible as a whole is a lie n thats what d op is sending accross...u should understand where these ppl are driving at using science to rubbish d word is d game they are playing but those who hv eyes to see will see & ear to hear will hear & be able to knw the war against good & evil gets stronger with every passing day

Are you kidding me? shocked. Don't pretends you didn't know he was been sarcastic. Like seriously, christians are damn funny cheesy

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ValentineMary(m): 8:38pm On Jul 01, 2016
dairykidd:


Okay deep brain i still beleive my bible more than science.. next u will say the bible account of creation is false. I know ur type...just make sure satan doesnt use u for free get smthn at least in return for ur dead soul
Please don't tell me u take the story of Adam and Eve serious? From the bible creation story, the earth is 6,000 years. But we found rocks as old as 3 billion years. Ofcourse the creation story is false.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by JumaiM(f): 8:43pm On Jul 01, 2016
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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by felixomor: 9:19pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
There are over 5000 of them smart Alec. Exactly how many did you try to evaluate?

Oh for me I tried 2.
And stopped at the second, where I found life.

So over to you.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:37pm On Jul 01, 2016
felixomor:

Oh for me I tried 2. And stopped at the second, where I found life.
So over to you.
I tried your own and I found nothing. Over to you.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:40pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
How EXACTLY has it been proved false. Specifics. No vague answers please. Maybe I'll learn something new today.

Slow down, you didn't speak under duress. You said Islam tells you Exactly the same thing as Christianity. This is after i mentioned the resurrection. i later added forgiveness of sins. What is more specific than that? I'll list it for you, only you, lol.
1. THE RESURRECTION.
2. FORGIVENESS OF SINS.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:42pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I tried your own and I found nothing. Over to you.

Which one is his own?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 9:44pm On Jul 01, 2016
ValentineMary:

Please don't tell me u take the story of Adam and Eve serious? From the bible creation story, the earth is 6,000 years. But we found rocks as old as 3 billion years. Ofcourse the creation story is false.

Here's another one forming intelligent based on assumption. The Bible no where gives or implies the age of the earth.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by ValentineMary(m): 9:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


Here's another one forming intelligent based on assumption. The Bible no where gives or implies the age of the earth.
Really? The guy who compiled the bible (Augustine of Hippo) calculated the age using genealogy. So he came to the conclusion that if Adam and Eve were the first people, then the earth is 6,000 years.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 9:58pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


Which one is his own?
He knows. Actually I was born into it... Spare me upcoming sermon.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 10:04pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


Slow down, you didn't speak under duress. You said Islam tells you Exactly the same thing as Christianity. This is after i mentioned the resurrection. i later added forgiveness of sins. What is more specific than that? I'll list it for you, only you, lol.
1. THE RESURRECTION.
2. FORGIVENESS OF SINS.
How does claiming these things make them more real than say reincarnation or Mohammed's chariots or any other claim out there?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:14pm On Jul 01, 2016
ValentineMary:

Really? The guy who compiled the bible (Augustine of Hippo) calculated the age using genealogy. So he came to the conclusion that if Adam and Eve were the first people, then the earth is 6,000 years.

Again, The Bible no where gives or implies the age of the earth. Who is hippo in the scheme of things again? another assumption by you, it's reported one Bishop Ussher that made that claim. Any Bishop can say any rubbish.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:17pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
He knows. Actually I was born into it... Spare me upcoming sermon.

Please, please, abeg tell me, oh please. hehehehehehehe. Were you ever a born again Christian?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:22pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
How does claiming these things make them more real than say reincarnation or Mohammed's chariots or any other claim out there?

It makes them DIFFERENT, you are changing the goal post shamelessly.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 10:24pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


Please, please, abeg tell me, oh please. hehehehehehehe. Were you ever a born again Christian?
I told you to spare me. Because I know you are going to say I did not do not do it the way you did it.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Image123(m): 10:28pm On Jul 01, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
I told you to spare me. Because I know you are going to say I did not do not do it the way you did it.

If you didn't do it the way i did it, your guess is very good. YOU DIDN'T DO IT. Verily verily I say unto you, EXCEPT a man be born again, he cannot must not and will not see the kingdom of God. QED
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ranchhoddas: 10:36pm On Jul 01, 2016
Image123:


If you didn't do it the way i did it, your guess is very good. YOU DIDN'T DO IT. Verily verily I say unto you, EXCEPT a man be born again, he cannot must not and will not see the kingdom of God. QED
He has to be born again and close his eyes and ears to all the glaring irregularities in the bible. He also has to be ready to part with a tenth (or more) of his money. Thanks.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jul 01, 2016
ValentineMary:

Please don't tell me u take the story of Adam and Eve serious? From the bible creation story, the earth is 6,000 years. But we found rocks as old as 3 billion years. Ofcourse the creation story is false.

okay

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