Irishrena1:

Why is it I don't get to see the names of these mods attached to threads but every now and then I see people copying lalasticlala etc. Where is lala's name around this thread pls?

Nyceguy92:
Back to the topic. ..
Sex between couples happens spontaneously. .
Creating a timetable for it kills the fun.

My uni teacher said the normal number of times per week a couple should have sex is 3. Some exceed 3 times.

**By the way, I don't understand why the only response somebody has to offer in a thread is to call on Lalasticlala to "do the needful," "come and see this one oo o..," etc. I find them dumb.

attacker321:
Beremx & Ishilove what thinkest thou?

Nyceguy92:
Back to the topic. ..
Sex between couples happens spontaneously. .
Creating a timetable for it kills the fun.

My uni teacher said the normal number of times per week a couple should have sex is 3. Some exceed 3 times.

**By the way, I don't understand why the only response somebody has to offer in a thread is to call on Lalasticlala to "do the needful," "come and see this one oo o..," etc. I find them dumb.

OP, no vex that I dey here oo. I never marry. But it sounds funny to me sha. Hehehehe

Monday. 8:00pm- 8:15. Do the do with Spouse.

Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right.

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking!






TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.

Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!

Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.

Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right.

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking!

TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.

SWITANN:


Thanks.
Yes, men should not force their wives when they are not in the mood..
It's like making somebody to play a game with you when he is not interested in it.










i support u. creating timetables for sex is just so odd. but u as a man @ op shouldnt be so sex crazed ok and be considerate. i think u and ur wife should just learn how to compromise,thats how relationships work.

Irishrena1:

For some thrice is for a day o. Hmmm you never chi chunchin.

By the way, some people really should contribute more than copying lala and co.

Nyceguy92:


Name true you talk..
Honestly, 3 is small...
If you remove Saturday and Sunday, for example, when most people dey house, na 2 days be that already...
Lol...

JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321.