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VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by prynsex(m): 12:11am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Here are some funny quotes you all
need to see..
Read below:-
1. “Some women’s legs are like
rumors, they just keep on spreading”
2. “It’s hard to bewitch African girls
these days because each time you take
a piece from her hair to the witch
doctor, either a Brazilian innocent
woman gets mad or a factory in China
catches fire”.
3. “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop
talking about inner beauty because we
don’t walk around with X-rays”
4. “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a
man who text you “I miss you” only
when it’s raining. You are not an
umbrella”.
5. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if
she has more tattoos or piercings, you
can cheat on her. She is already used
to pain.”
6. “Dating a slim or slender guy is
cool. The problem is when you are
lying on his chest then his ribs draw
adidas lines on your face”.
7. “It’s better for a man to be stingy
with the money he has hustled for,
than for a woman to deny you a hole
that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
8. “Some of you girls can’t even jog
for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last
in bed with you for 2hours ![]() 1 Like |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by SosaHD(m): 12:17am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Op organize dis it well naa |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by daewoorazer(m): 12:27am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Oh lawd, dat loudspeaker tin tho! Very true.. Or beta stil, hometheatres ![]() 1 Like |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by Vendoor(f): 12:59am On Jul 13, 2016 |
I don't just understand why this man enjoys attacking ladies sef ![]() |
Re: VERY FUNNY!! 13 Extremely Funny Quotes By “president Robert Mugabe” by obiak4(m): 9:19am On Jul 13, 2016 |
Vendoor:Most of the quote are not his baba has no time for joke Except the gay trite against tony blaire |
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