sharpk007:
lols bros abeg help me beg am make he add me @ 08139441200

sharpk007:
Boss is there no Chelsea whatsapp group?

You are ot the first person who is asking Pataki for the whatsapp, He only adds girls to it

Create a thread and get mods to put it on homepage. Tell Pataki to add you to whatsapp Chelsea group. Pataki is very stubborn he would be hiding the whatsapp like its his families property

Thats how he would be looking with his slack lips like a mad mans pant. (O la enu sile bi pata were)

Do you have facebook? Drop your name and Nihilist can add you to Chelsea facebook page, He is in London and very close to Stamford bridge he can link you up with Conte and even get you trial if you sabi play ball.

codedguy1:

Pataki add this guy to your Chelsea whatapp group na!

LMAO!

raumdeuter:




You are ot the first person who is asking Pataki for the whatsapp, He only adds girls to it

Create a thread and get mods to put it on homepage. Tell Pataki to add you to whatsapp Chelsea group. Pataki is very stubborn he would be hiding the whatsapp like its his families property

Thats how he would be looking with his slack lips like a mad mans pant. (O la enu sile bi pata were)

Do you have facebook? Drop your name and Nihilist can add you to Chelsea facebook page, He is in London and very close to Stamford bridge he can link you up with Conte and even get you trial if you sabi play ball.

Buwahahahahahahaha.

raumdeuter:




You are ot the first person who is asking Pataki for the whatsapp, He only adds girls to it

Create a thread and get mods to put it on homepage. Tell Pataki to add you to whatsapp Chelsea group. Pataki is very stubborn he would be hiding the whatsapp like its his families property

Thats how he would be looking with his slack lips like a mad mans pant. (O la enu sile bi pata were)

Do you have facebook? Drop your name and Nihilist can add you to Chelsea facebook page, He is in London and very close to Stamford bridge he can link you up with Conte and even get you trial if you sabi play ball.

lols bro..... śhanú bobò yi joor

sharpk007:
lols bro..... śhanú bobò yi joor

Bruh don't mind Dayo jare. He jokes around a lot.
I don't offer trials to people. The club does. However, at the last training ground session, one of the coaches mentioned that they still need a Left back and a Winger.

If you're up for it, you can post videos of yourself in football action inthe Chelsea WhatsApp group and I will pass it on to the backroom staff.

Has Pataki added you yet?

Nihilist:

Has Pataki added you yet?

I pray this thread won't kill me with laughter!!

Pataki na god I take beg you, abeg add sharpk007 to that Chelsea whatapp group so that he can get a look in for trials. He might just be the missing link that would partner with Kante to relegate Arsenal.

Honestly it feels great to know Zouma is back in training.

With Costa reportedly leaving, we would most likely be in the market for a forward. IMO Griezmann would be a great addition. You watch this lad play and you're forced to believe that he would be up there someday hustling to win the Ballon'dor with the best legs.

A Costa swap deal go make sense.

codedguy1:
Pataki na god I take beg you, abeg add sharpk007 to that Chelsea whatapp group so that he can get a look in for trials. He might just be the missing link that would partner with Kante to relegate Arsenal.

Pataki is probably at work right now.

He works as a rewire in weekdays, and does nightshift with LAWMA on 3rd mainland every Monday Wednesday and Friday.

He also used to work at the abattoir during ileya, Christmas and easter though I don't know if he still does that.

He's a very hardworking guy, so sharpk007 needs to exercise patience. Pataki will still add him to the group soon.

Griffon:
Honestly it feels great to know Zouma is back in training.

With Costa reportedly leaving, we would most likely be in the market for a forward. IMO Griezmann would be a great addition. You watch this lad play and you're forced to believe that he would be up there someday hustling to win the Ballon'dor with the best legs.

A Costa swap deal go make sense.

I thought griezman just signed a new 4 or 5 year deal

Nihilist:


Pataki is probably at work right now.

He works as a rewire in weekdays, and does nightshift with LAWMA on 3rd mainland every Monday Wednesday and Friday.

He also used to work at the abattoir during ileya, Christmas and easter though I don't know if he still does that.

He's a very hardworking guy, so sharpk007 needs to exercise patience. Pataki will still add him to the group soon.

Haha! Hehehe!!!





Hehehe! haha!!

Nihilist:


I thought griezman just signed a new 4 or 5 year deal

Really? That is one piece of bad news then.

We keep getting linked with forwards that are yet to really impress me. Morata and Icardi aren't names to be trusted.

There is God o.... so una just use me dey catch trips since morning

cc

Nihilist
Masterkolinks
Siniza
raumdeuter
pataki
codedguy1

bigkesh:

Because people look down on young people

Maybe it's personal

But seriously...,they are good,young and cheaper
Young players are the real deal

I get you. But most times it doesn't always work example arsenal

sharpk007:
There is God o.... so una just use me dey catch trips since morning

cc

Nihilist
Masterkolinks
Siniza
raumdeuter
pataki
codedguy1

lol bro not everybody posting here is a Chelsea Fan. Egbon pataki is a bloody gunner, Am sure N.hilist(Chelsea Fan tho) dosent care about whatsapp groups i believe,dayo aka Raum is a serial epl hater from the german league (best avoid him)the others are manure fans sha.

As for your question about whatsapp groups i think you should just search through google and make sure you add nairaland.

Nihilist:


Pataki is probably at work right now.

He works as a rewire in weekdays, and does nightshift with LAWMA on 3rd mainland every Monday Wednesday and Friday.

He also used to work at the abattoir during ileya, Christmas and easter though I don't know if he still does that.

He's a very hardworking guy, so [/b]sharpk007[b] needs to exercise patience. Pataki will still add him to the group soon.

As a Londoner i would have expected the 007 to deter you from having fun at the expense of an Agent who uses James Bond no. I sorry for you and codedguy1

Too many agbayas around here, man

Comments here fit make person rupture lungs because of too much laugh

Hmmmnnn ...

Griffon:
Honestly it feels great to know Zouma is back in training.

With Costa reportedly leaving, we would most likely be in the market for a forward. IMO Griezmann would be a great addition. You watch this lad play and you're forced to believe that he would be up there someday hustling to win the Ballon'dor with the best legs.

A Costa swap deal go make sense.

I was very happy seeing Zouma training again. He was really missed last season.

I don't think Costa will leave.

pamcode:
lol bro not everybody posting here is a Chelsea Fan. Egbon pataki is a bloody gunner, Am sure N.hilist(Chelsea Fan tho) dosent care about whatsapp groups i believe,dayo aka Raum is a serial epl hater from the german league (best avoid him)the others are manure fans sha.

As for your question about whatsapp groups i think you should just search through google and make sure you add nairaland.

Thanks boss I'll keep that in mind

pamcode:
As a Londoner i would have expected the 007 to deter you from having fun at the expense of an Agent who uses James Bond no. I sorry for you and codedguy1

lols bro.... I don wise up nw

Chestar5:
Hmmmnnn ...

Hey are u also a Chelsea fan?

sharpk007:
Hey are u also a Chelsea fan?

yhs, but i know notin about chelsea whatsapp forum o...

Chestar5:


yhs, but i know notin about chelsea whatsapp forum o...

lols cool

Conte on Diego Costa:Costa is our player,he is a fantastic player with a fundamental importance. He's very happy and is working hard.
It's very obvious,costa is key to Conte plans@chelsea.Cerezo can fvk off.

Emaprince:
Cuadrado ke? Abeg o, no go there.

That guy plays as if premier league is too fast for him. He looks confused whenever he's with the ball and falls at the slightest of touches. Though he may prove his doubters wrong if given another chance. Time will tell..

You are on point on having a very productive front three. I have always craved for that. The only time chelsea had such was in 2004/2005 and 2005/2006 seasons when the likes of joe cole, damian duff, arjen robben and drogba where doing the good job. Lampard was always handy as far as goal scoring is concerned. These days mehn... One can only shake his head and ask "what really happend?".

Oscar cannot do lamp's job, willian is only good when we are trying to win back possession. Hazard? He'll still bounce back. Pedro is one dude I thought would easily fill in that space but he flopped. The pedro of 2010-2013 faded away so quick. Salah was one guy I also expected to do well but... Dude ended like shaqiri at Bayern. I just hope conte doesn't put his hopes on this cuadrado dude sha.

thumbs up for your analysis of our dear club chelsea but truth be told salah never faded away but was just a victim of mourinho's myopic justification.

diggz:
@ Nihilist

I see your response burr I guess we all have moved on from the discourse. So no need to open forgotten pages! Nice opinion though, even if I no agree with you still.

Meanwhile, I personally feel Iva shud never play RB for us going forward however, I am confident he can do a better job than Cahill and terry in the CB position! That's the single and simple reason I have always insisted he shouldn't be sold.

I won't even bother talking about baba bcuz I didn't see the match, this is preseason and Conte is just looking for the first team players. However, RLC is one player who gets under my skin like every second. I don't see any desire,zero fight and effort from dude! However, I only see the cockiness of a player who thinks he has arrived with mikels tendencies to be a snail. Just for the single sake of desire, fighting spirit and effort, the fvck should be on loan and not Ake. Except he his staying back to occupy Oscars position ( hopefully Oscar gets signed to Jupiter!).

If possible I want mahrez,but I must confess with traore,moses,Marko Marin,salah, caudrado,Pedro and Willian still available, except all of them will be outrightly discharged from CFCs books with the exception of Willian, then I won't support us getting Mahrez.

CFC should stop behaving like a denied/deprivated child who became wealthy over night for once!!! We should fvcking handle things differently!!

ivanovic do a better job than Cahill and John terry at centre defence reminds of our ivanovic dully gave Swansea striker michu two goals in the semi finals of the league cup during 2012/2013 season when asked to play as centre defenderby. If there is any fraud in the person of a player at chelsea then look no further but ivanovic should to our mind.

http://twentyminutereads.com/

Probably one of the best football blogs I've read ever.

If you're into profile pieces about certain players, managers, clubs or particular games, try and check them out.

Costa is staying after all.