osile2012:
[size=18pt]This story no pure.

1, your coming back from work- yet u said u have employment test by 8.

2, The lady u carry na Deaf and Dumb ? Throughout the whole process she did not speak up. They just told her to enter van she enter

3, All the men wey full bustop dey wait car, na woman u choose to carry.

This guy don carry money wey he suppose give ashawo give polish [/size]

The day wey e go happen to you sha, u go understand. When police go tell u say ur white handkerchief na black gun. People just wnt understand how terrible this Police are? is 8:30 too late to be out? what is their business with his personal life anyways.

As adultery get ery like

Bribery
Forgery
Robbery
Penury
Thuggery
It is now an offense hehe
Police ohhhh

Oga shun dat money don go
Instead fear dem small n pally dem up fo futur reference

nma24:
Very disheartening. My boyfriend broke up with me just because I even applied to Join d Npf.... That's how bad it is. There's no respect for that uniform

Shu! Which kin BF be that one, well u knw beta why. I didnt hate them that much till two recent similar events like that of the Victim's post, parted with 5k each of the times. Their so called response unit will b asking u mumu questions when u try to report.

My uncle is a PS but my hatred for this naija police keeps growing. Always mad when I see some on black looking haggard and hungry collecting #50-#100 on the road. Imagine, I met my uncle to help get an agent refund my money so he consulted one of his friends in town to help. When the guy, came around they they started discussing how they operate based on yahoo boys things and the man concluded that policeman no good. Mehn, I gave up. The guy started dribbling me like mad cos my uncle is outstationed and I finally let them be. Anyway, the agent refunded the money but I lost 5k to him.
Ffwd sometime in October last year, I was on public transit when we got to a police checkpoint. I was sitting close to the door with my bag and they ordered me to get down. Two of them were standing by so one was searching me while the other moved on to other passengers. Once he saw my laptop (PTDF receiptless), food done don. I immediately remembered my guy who's been advising me to get a receipt. Anyway, I immediately manned up to them. "Is this laptop yours?", "yes". On it... Ok! My pic on display on the lock screen. "Enter your password"... Viola! Desktop displaying arsenal 15/16 team photo. Ok! By now they have left every other person...."Ok go see that officer inside our van across the road". "where your receipt? "oga this laptop doesn't have a receipt, it's federal government property". "oya find us something". "oga I don't have anything to give you, unless I have to call my director". That's how they started demanding for money until we got to 5h. "officer, na only one five dey ma wallet and I no fit give u 5h". Then several threats followed... They'll take me to the station, they'll ask my bus to leave, I'm an armed robbery, this is bush, and so on. I was just calm and smiling all through. The other passengers were agitated and some with the drivers started begging them, some pleading with me to give them 5h. Thank God they didn't reason my phone and with my bag and laptop in their van, I took some steps away and called my director. My oga, a gentle man only asked me to ascertain my location and where the police were from and said I should follow then to the station. He also asked to speak with them but when I walked back to give them the phone they all refused. In the end, they returned my bag intact after wasting almost 30 mins. I was just smiling and laughing inside with their background remarks: "Na so una dey do because u know one or two persons", "comot from here fast".
Somewhere in my mind I know it was a risky venture cos we were in the middle of no where....same road I've heard military men threaten a guy in my bus that we are nowhere, they can finish him and hide him in the bush, nobody will ask. I promised myself never to carry that kind mind in such environment again.... Another time I had to part with 5h to one of the policemen attached to a bank after I almost fought a bank security over phone usage.
Anyway, I still know some police officers on personal basis that I like and respect so much: my former landlord during nysc and my uncle. Peaceful people but people always say you can't trust them finish.

(forgive my Nigerian English, I always struggle)

sybarite7:
he should report to @policeNG_cru on twitter or npfcomplaint on fb,they will swing into action immediately

Yimmu. who tell u, they will swing into asking u foolish questions. Abeg no be naija!

evesdon4u:
And some people will fall for this load of crap...

Meaning what exactly? Its reality not load of crap which u shd hope never to experience, as it will demoralise you for a long time to come.

stagger:
Why in the world can't Nigerians stand up for their rights? I was once on a car hire and the police stopped us somewhere and said the driver did not have an ID of the car company whose receipt I had. Took us to the station where after I made serious noise, I told them plainly that I was going to create MAJOR problems for them when I got back to Abuja. They conferred among themselves and released us to go without collecting farthing.

And believe me, that day I was ready for wahala. That day police knew the meaning of Fela's song: trouble dey sleep, na so inyanga go wake am. Wetin e dey find? Wahala, e dey find, wahala, e go get.

Hmmm, wish I cud give u two different scenerios u will know that u just got away, not becuz of rights or anything. These bastards are dangerous... anyway not everyone is that lucky.

DonBenny77:


really fishy. i think he was caught screwing a married woman in his car........... lol

Close ya mouth, else same will be fall u one day an u'll know, it was never has never and will never b funny. If he I guilty of any wrong will he come out and report the matter. Dnt b unecessarily vulgar.

Adultery is not a crime, but it can be used against you in the court of law by your wife or husband only!

Nigeria has no police. What we've are thugs, thieves and murderers in uniform!

osile2012:
[size=18pt]This story no pure.

1, your coming back from work- yet u said u have employment test by 8.

2, The lady u carry na Deaf and Dumb ? Throughout the whole process she did not speak up. They just told her to enter van she enter

3, All the men wey full bustop dey wait car, na woman u choose to carry.

This guy don carry money wey he suppose give ashawo give polish [/size]

this your argument is a sign you never encountered an intimidation from some desperate police men....

but one day be one day.

She's very smart.

he is lucky, he did not pay with his life, as it happens here in America!!!

NPF is a disgrace to policemen around the world. They should no longer be regarded as policemen, Nigeria Vigilante Force should do.this people are suffering from Generation curse

nma24:
Very disheartening. My boyfriend broke up with me just because I even applied to Join d Npf.... That's how bad it is. There's no respect for that uniform

so did you eventually join them or....

but wait.oh isn't he supposed to help you get another job since he detest police job...that's if he really care.....

LastMumu:
I know I shouldn't be saying this because you guys would think I'm crazy but at times when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow the cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator.

hahahahahaha u r sick bro

carmag:


so did you eventually join them or....

but wait.oh isn't he supposed to help you get another job since he detest police job...that's if he really care.....

Thank you Sir for that observation... It shows he didn't care truly

HRich:
Nigeria is a Sorry Country

Imagine Dino Melaye a Senator with the kind of monthly salary he's collecting still fighting

You should know that all is not well with Nigeria

As for Police,,, they have been known by their criminal acts,

What has Dino got too do with this story now.
Have ever blamed Tinubu's wife for her unruly behaviour?
If you have scores to settle with Dino make it private do not derail this tread.

Too bad he can't tell which station it was.

We yorubas say God bless the police of this lovely one nigeria. We yorubas now love them because of Buhari.

step1:
A similar situation happened to me an a colleague of mine in Ugborikoko police station Warri. They accused us of stealing a car because of different plate number from the original owner. We ended up paying 50 thousand Naira. This is after they put a call to the first owner etc. They used gun and jail to threaten us.

Nigeria police are the worst.

Please someone should help me, how can one report this case of threat and stealing from police

Search for the number of the state's commissioner of police online and report the matter to him directly. From there, you'd be asked to come to the state's police command hq to table an official complaint and a policeman will be attached to the case to investigate it. That's what I did in my own case.

But its true nah! What are u doing with a lady that is not ur wife @ dat ungodly hour!?? IPO!!!!! Add "fornication" and "intending rape" to his file extra 30 thousand!!!.......

The government really need to do something about the Police Force. It keeps getting worse by the day. The criminals in the Force, at present, are just too many.

DonBenny77:


really fishy. i think he was caught screwing a married woman in his car........... lol

Even if your assumption is true. It's still not a criminal offence.

Police is your friend.

A Catholic Priest was dying in a hospital and asked the doctor to call a Police Officer & a politician .Within minutes, the two appeared. He asked them to sit on either side of the bed. The priest held their hands n kept quiet. The guys were so touched and at the same time felt very important for being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician ask, 'But why did you call us? ' The priest gathered all his strength and said, 'Jesus died between two thieves.....I want to go the same way!!!!!!!!!!!

The policemen can be identified and confirmed from video recordings at the ATMs

Power User. You sabi. Not all these ones on NL that will list their 10 best apps and be counting candy crush and cumdroid. Switched to AutoMate for a while, but going back to tasker this week.

PenisOfTruth:

imagine if those same police officers stopped me and went through my phone opened my browser and saw nairaland opened and this moniker opened lolz..
i die well that day
I go turn Penis of lies that day

just install tasker on your phone, have it do a simple task by 8pm daily.

if your phone is not in your home environment (by using cell locations), have it ring a particular ring tone for 10 seconds and wait for the next 1min for a predefined action that you would have programmed to stp the process.
if after waiting or 1minute it doesnt receive your set action eg lauching a sort o bailout app on ur homescreen, then it shoukd put on ur gps, grab your location and send the location via a text to someone you trust, eg a friend

police go hail that day when 4 lawyers show for their doormat lolz

note: this works best on phone with nn removable batteries that cannot be put off without unlocking
tasker is an android app that lets you mak your phone smarter,

if you need any help creating awesome stuff with the app, lemme know

This story is not true abegiii......this is a comedy story I don't believe it hoha.....

Jcob:
Good samaritan Ogunbodede! You can lie !!!! How would you pick up a lady around 10pm just to help ?

Very possible my dear. I picked up one at about 10:45pm about three bustops to my junction beccause I thought she might be stranded and she looked like a mother and someone responsible at a glance. It however turned out different when she tried soliciting me asking such funny questions as 'where are we hurrying to, reduce the speed pls'. I got the msg and dropped her at the next b/stop. You can never be too careful bro.

Sunofgod:
Something fishy about dis story....

haha u got it look at how the story so painted to rubbish police. But wait till the location of this fake story is SE and the name emeka or chinedu.... U know the rest a motor without proper numbering and u want us to blame police for that too. And look how he posed at car owner in the pic i tot he is driving abi na police snap come send to him via Bluetooth yeye dey smell

This act is a norm @ Ajuwon really, just harras young men with guns, mount u on a bike, even if u identify urself properly, so far u step ur foot in that station, u must pay noting less the 5k, they should be petitioned, see robbers now they wuld abandon..

Is dat all u have to say? Tot ur buhari is fighting corruption. Pls praise ur buhari for increasing corruption wit his lack of good economic policies. Praise him to high heavens

madridguy:
Ok