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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by phranklyn92(m): 7:37am On Jul 21, 2016 |
This babe loves giving HEAD, she is my HEAD-mistress 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by saintdennis(m): 7:38am On Jul 21, 2016 |
phoenix23401:Top rated. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Gnucci007: 7:39am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Went into a white garment church earlier and i met a lotta CELE-brities 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Unorthodox(m): 7:40am On Jul 21, 2016 |
so I was watching a match at a neighbourhood pitch..and I wondered how those guys manage to curve the ball so precisely... then it hit me! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:41am On Jul 21, 2016 |
NaijaTalkTown: You think your a$$ is a hot cake now? Don't make me FORK you over. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:41am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I got an anaconda career, longer than an aircraft carrier. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Unorthodox(m): 7:42am On Jul 21, 2016 |
hey...you know you can tune a guitar..but you cannot tuna-fish! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Kazrem(m): 7:43am On Jul 21, 2016 |
amunekeuto:Hmmm. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Edd1e(m): 7:45am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Why is it, 'A penny for your thoughts,' but, 'you have to put your two cents in?' Somebody's making a penny.. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:48am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The dark chic called herself a blackberry, I'd really love to charge her 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Edd1e(m): 7:48am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by saintdennis(m): 7:49am On Jul 21, 2016 |
He called himself a christian,a FISHER of MEN...no wonder he's gay. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by softvio(m): 7:53am On Jul 21, 2016 |
1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Abduletudaye(m): 7:54am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Opiletool: Damn Bruv! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 7:56am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Edd1e: Please dont throw in your two cents, it's not like it's enough to buy me a Piss of land. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TheAziz: 8:03am On Jul 21, 2016 |
mehn I've learnt alot |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by accelion(m): 8:06am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Life is bisexual, you can blow it either ways. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Edd1e(m): 8:06am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Opiletool:land is a free gift of nature, but wait, aren't all gifts free? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Daliano(m): 8:07am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard: I didn't get this.. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by buskie13(m): 8:07am On Jul 21, 2016 |
she said she wanna help me in the LINE and i told her TEN QUEUE |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 8:14am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Eke40seven:mehn how do you go baLd and still looks good |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Hywhaletek(m): 8:19am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I keep asking this question if KEKE NAPEP, who is D1? When the doctor told the helpless man dat he has AIDs, he said "thank Goodness, I would like to see the person paying my bills" Who says money can't buy yesterday? Its the month of JULY and I just bought my MAYback. The preacher said he used to fart a lot when he was 6yrs old. That was his MESSage. I have seen enough CAROs but can't seem to find ADA in nigeria. Canada be in north america? 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by lhanraya2w(m): 8:20am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 8:20am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The dam is overflowing, we are going to have a DAM problem |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by menxer: 8:22am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Daliano: You don't know who Tiger Wood is? There is only one Tiger in the golf Wood. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 8:22am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard:lets do dis i wonder how CLARK KENT does it, do u have any CLOE, well ur just a LANA with SMALL VIEW, for me he is just a SUPERMAN. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Horlufemi(m): 8:26am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Daliano:Tiger woods cheated on his wife. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Hywhaletek(m): 8:27am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I always give my girl friend the best treatment. When I say I treat my HonneyWell, I ain't talkin noodles. Mama said I should get a LAND before I buy a ROVER..I told her the two comes together. (LAND ROVER) When I say my girl got CURVES, I ain't talking about DAVID BECKHAM's free kick. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ahmedgk(m): 8:27am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The dog keep chasing my bag and keeps to bark until i lost my bag. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ahmedgk(m): 8:28am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The dog keep chasing my back and keeps to bark until i lost my bag. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by krazzee(f): 8:30am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I got so cornfused yesterday after cornsuming so much corn at the corner. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Gnucci007: 8:32am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Well im not a freedom fighter, im not just that kinda fella (fela) |
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