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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PigMeat: 8:33am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I hope they will cheer[wheel-chair] you for this ability[dis-ability]. I fingered heavens till thy kingdom come(cum). 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Hywhaletek(m): 8:35am On Jul 21, 2016 |
When I say my girl got CURVES, I ain't talking about DAVID BECKHAM's free kick. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by krazzee(f): 8:40am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I dino that remi hated melaiye 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 8:41am On Jul 21, 2016 |
If I bear Hillary, will I be Hillarious? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by bartho77(m): 8:41am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Boy: when you left, you took my BREATH away. girl: That's so sweet Boy: You took my INHALER with you. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 8:43am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The chief Judge refused to enter the bush, were George Bush leafs!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 8:45am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I
was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I
was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I
could eat another bite' 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by renod(m): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I had to sleep on the clock so I could wake up on TIME 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 8:51am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard:jason start am, because he was so cranked up with the italian job, he needed them to deport him 'cos he has no means of transportation. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by bartho77(m): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Sammypedro18(m): 8:57am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Finally our thread made it to fp!!!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 8:58am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Girl: Baby my colleagues wife missed her period and I had to give him mine. Husband: I salute your benevolency, our maid missed her period too!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 9:02am On Jul 21, 2016 |
femialade:Copied....
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:02am On Jul 21, 2016 |
maybe i need a BRAKE wit the whole LOVE thing, cant tel what DRIVES my PASSION, need a change of HEART ROUTE. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Edd1e(m): 9:04am On Jul 21, 2016 |
laikas:same transportation he used was so fast and he was furiously dwaynedled (dwindled) into 7yrs detention. (dwaynedled-in reference to Dwayne Johnson 'the rock' in fast and furious 7) |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 9:04am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Cynthia mourns her Organ with a Germane Juice!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Alyoungie(m): 9:06am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Lemme give this a try. JAMES HARDEN thought he was the greatest chef until we all found out about CURRY. NB: For NBA heads only. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by prodiG(m): 9:10am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. I wrote a book about birds. It flew off the shelf. Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by costandi(m): 9:13am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Why isn't the chelsea midfielder not getting enough playtime? Because he's athsMATIC! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Idrismusty97(m): 9:14am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard:Now you are talking! Now i understand what all this bullshït puns is all about. [img]http://i.qkme.me/3rfuqh.jpg[/img] |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by prodiG(m): 9:15am On Jul 21, 2016 |
remedick:one fish go remain na |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by costandi(m): 9:17am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Buhari converted to christianity and quoted psalm 23 thus, 'the lord is my shepherd, AISHA not want...' |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:17am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Edd1e:ok. i ran so fast that it got johns 7 sons furious |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Idrismusty97(m): 9:20am On Jul 21, 2016 |
My pet is so stubborn, One could easily described it as being DOGmatic. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Derrickfresh(m): 9:21am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The PAST, the PRESENT and the FUTURE walked into a bar; it was all TENSE 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 9:22am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Stella (scaler ) quantities has being thought in school for years, so why is it wrong to say Ojukwu'S MANhood still lives!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:24am On Jul 21, 2016 |
john aint no legend, no am nt out of my mind, why wuld rythm 'n' blues be his worst dstraction. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by 88natzy(m): 9:25am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I am not Jack Bauer, so I cant bow for Jack. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Derrickfresh(m): 9:31am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Alyoungie:lol....bro that's superb ......really for NBA heads...... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Opiletool(m): 9:31am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Donald Trump can't stop making Hillary-ous jokes. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by amstamon: 9:34am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I am so BROKE that I can't even PAY attention |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by ibrews: 9:34am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Her mouth is like my house so, i guess you can say I'm cvmming home. 1 Like |
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