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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by laikas: 9:40am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard:i was listening to my favourite song on radio which turns me on, here comes my sis with a book in her hand, so i asked what u readin she said turn down, for the third time same reply, so i got turned off and screamed"turn down for what". 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by mrlaw93(m): 9:42am On Jul 21, 2016 |
So many ladies walk around with SLIPPERS but she wore a big BUTT 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Babysho(m): 9:47am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard: Hahahaahaaa This Your Pun Is Street Credible Mennnn, It's very 9ice. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Edd1e(m): 9:52am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by amstamon: 9:54am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Hey NIECE , drop my PEN, stop sucking my "PEN NIECE", PLS STOP!! 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Babysho(m): 9:57am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Blackeard: I have a strange but very cool Idea. Why not create a Pun whatsapp group.... Where members will strictly converse with Puns only? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by israelboy1(m): 9:58am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Why am i confused, like a fuse fused in a booze. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Khaoticpsalm: 9:59am On Jul 21, 2016 |
"Haters claim they cant SEE any talent in me even though i am flowing like a WATERFALL but HARK(arch)- Enemies gon realize I(eye) be the problem as soon as this CATARACT-FLOW comes(cums) to SIGHT like facial".my rap lyrics.contains lots of puns,with connectivity. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by initiate: 10:09am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Two aspiring models got an old photographer for a free photo session and were talking during the shoot Model 1: why dis old man dey squat so low to snap our photo Model 2: so that he can focus properly Model 1: you mean this man go get enough stamina for the two of us? I no fit write statement o |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Ruq: 10:14am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Unorthodox: Really this hit me. Nice one |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by smilenow(f): 10:18am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I told one of the guys that owns a school I like; 'If your CLASS is too high, I change my SCHOOL' |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Harshirama(m): 10:28am On Jul 21, 2016 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by LordRegalia: 10:32am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I was so friggin broke I couldn't even pay attention. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Boo3nity(m): 10:40am On Jul 21, 2016 |
At the nite out, my plan was to boo her in
But I lost focus like ajala and went on a Buhari-ing spree. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:40am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I HOSPITALIZE those who ask too many QUESTION. A WARD is enough for the WHY'S 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by sulakishop(m): 10:41am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Just as we have in physics, actions and reactions are equal but opposite in a crowded market, just step on someone to understand what i'm saying! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Navar(m): 10:44am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I would have said everything written up there is TRASH but i REFUSE.... You dig? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Boo3nity(m): 10:51am On Jul 21, 2016 |
As a hardcore Manchester United fan, I still can't wrap my head around the reason why Louis Van Gaal had to use Young, Small and Blind as defenders against Arsenal. Those dudes were literally young, small n blind!!! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by mrlaw93(m): 10:53am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The way i WASH television this dayz.. U might take me for a WATCHMAN |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by olawolami(m): 10:53am On Jul 21, 2016 |
A lion will not cheat but a tiger wood .in refrence to tiger wood cheating his wife |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by mrlaw93(m): 10:58am On Jul 21, 2016 |
It PAYNE me cus a 9ICE man Wz ADRESS as a RUGGEDMAN wen he divorced his wife. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Oahray: 10:59am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Navar:hmmm... Brave of you to call a SPADE a SPADE. Some HOES don't DIG such honesty though. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 10:59am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Something everyone from poland does is to polish 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 11:02am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Saying good bye to my lover james was the most blunt decision i had to make. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by amstamon: 11:02am On Jul 21, 2016 |
LordRegalia: why you 'TEA'f my s'PUNS' ? You be CREAMinar |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by mrlaw93(m): 11:04am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I can take down 12 BEARS and still remain strong. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 11:09am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Saying good bye to my lover james was the most blunt desicion i had to make. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kikies(m): 11:09am On Jul 21, 2016 |
The way the ball flew past him,ull think he's BLIND..........I hope it mks sense Football........manutd........Daley Blind 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by femialade(m): 11:12am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I was so Hungary that i had to kill a Turkey |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by richG: 11:12am On Jul 21, 2016 |
Though I dont like BLEACHING but I dont think this TREATMENT is FAIR enough. I asked if he was about COMING,he replied yes. But I was already tired of lying on the bed waiting. It went in pink, hard and long but within 3minutes when the sweetness was gone,I pulled it out and it was already soft,wet and sticky. oh what a bubble gum 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Austinei7(m): 11:20am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I want everybody to view my Autopsy, so you can see exactly where the Government had Shot Me. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by opsylojay(m): 11:25am On Jul 21, 2016 |
I diss Ice Prince on Instagram and he blocked me.... Is that Ice Block? 2 Likes |
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