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10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:22am On Jul 28, 2016 |
[size=20pt][b]10 Types of Virgin Males[/size] Yes, Male virgins exist and the come in types [size=20pt] 1# The Defected Virgin [/size] There is social stigma attached to male Virginity born out or societies toxic view that Men HAVE to have sex That the virginity of a male is defect The virgin male defective He is no real man at all Speculation and wild claims are made about his virgin status He MUST have a short rod and is too embarrassed to wield it The virgin man is pathetic,he couldn't even get a woman to have sex with him He is impotent The Defected Virgin has suffered these as all virgin males have but he has internalized the lie, fallen in line with it assuming(accepting) his defection He is ashamed of his virginity and must rid himself of it quickly! …………. [size=20pt] 2# The Slimy Virgin [/size] Is no virgin at all but a slimy Riccardoella limacum slug(a parasitic slug ) who will tell you he is a virgin just so he doesn’t have to use a condom. When you present him with a silicon protector he'll push it aside claiming “We don't need to use a condom,I'm a virgin.” “ I’m clean ,I never had sex before.” Lies!! …………….. [size=20pt] 3# The Timid Virgin [/size] Is so shy he can't even say the word sex without going red in the face. He wants to have sex but the thought of touching a woman's body and mating with her causes his throat to swell. When he finally does have sex he will be embarrassed and slow in getting naked and may want to keep his shirt on during sex [size=20pt] 4# The Admirable Virgin [/size] Is the exact opposite of The Defected Virgin. He has rejected the notion of defection He shakes his head at the wild claims and speculations surrounding his virgin status He has chosen for whatever reason not to have sex at this time. He's a grown (bleep) man who is capable of deciding what 2 do with his own body. ……………. [size=20pt] 5# The Convicted Virgin [/size] Is a subcategory of The Admirable Virgin He is likely a church boy A man of faith/religion and has a heart conviction. He has made a decision to uphold his faith and wait for marriage Ladies step aside and tempt him not!!! [size=20pt] 6# The Romantic Virgin [/size] …...aka Mr.Romantic Is also subcategory of The Admirable Virgin This man has made up his mind that he will give himself to some1 special when he does have sex it will be meaningful and possibly with his wife. …………... [size=20pt] 7#The Teen Virgin [/size] Despite popular belief all teens are not sneaking out to parties to have sex Teens are majorly virgin Even at 18-19. …………. [size=20pt] 8# The Born Again Virgin [/size] Is a secondary virgin. He has become virgin again by ether his faith or by taking a spoken/or unspoken vow of celibacy ……….. [size=20pt]9 #The over 25 virgin [/size] Surprised? Not only do male virgins exsist but there are actually men over 25 who haven't had sex for whatever reason ……... [size=20pt] 10# The Technical Virgin [/size] ..…aka The Tease He has had some sexual experience He will be receiving head kissing, touching ,bringing a woman into a heat only to leave her wanting He even tries to fool the heated female core by giving head But no penetrative sex so is technically still a virgin .......⚡Let's see how long he can keep it [/b] |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 28, 2016 |
The Nairaland Virgin, He makes slimy remarks at women old enough to be his Mother and threatens to beat up those whom oppose his arguments when in Reality, He's just an introverted skinny dumb fvck with a pathetic life. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 28, 2016 |
vanquay69:I was gonna tell you to get out but I need you to call that mod guy that pushes stuff to fp.....⚡call him. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:28am On Jul 28, 2016 |
I was expecting this long time ago, but i dont still get it |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 28, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: I don't like him...Old sog banned me more times than Trumps racist statements 1 Like |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 11:34am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Uhm sorry i don't read long crap, Neeeeeeexxxxxxt! |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Sexxkillz: 11:38am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Speaking from your experiences? |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:40am On Jul 28, 2016 |
vanquay69: .....⚡Uggghh!!! You are no help! Fidelismaria I made it Lalasticlala !!! Front page please!! .....⚡Yer moniker is hard 2 spell I had 2 run down the correct way |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by peeparty(m): 11:42am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Ama confuse sef,mbok we're do I belong |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Too long Summary plix..anybody |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:43am On Jul 28, 2016 |
This is the type u'd be fast to write about... |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by cruzita(f): 11:46am On Jul 28, 2016 |
touching body virgin |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 11:51am On Jul 28, 2016 |
Jarizod:Allow me ta show you and dharay99 the door! .....⚡give a firm push and walk right on out! 3 Likes
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Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by xoella: 11:59am On Jul 28, 2016 |
now they come with different specifications ..... Interesting... |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Franchise21(m): 12:17pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Let the virgins come and pick their numbers Observing |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Franchise21(m): 12:19pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Jarizod:Na description of virgins |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by adewumiopeyemi(m): 12:21pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
thank GOD AM A VIRGIN |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 12:23pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: You never had a room, so u got no damn door niggur. |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff:comman carry us nah! |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Franchise21:tanx sir |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by photoshoot(m): 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Only me and God knows.... Lalasticlala |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
summarise please |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
dharay99:....⚡woooah! I near came through my phone screen and ripped you ta pieces Act right! ..... ⚡But I know you've always had a mouth on you ... Hello Dharay. |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 12:33pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: βlαααh, Rip Your ass mahn, & don't hello me, u know I've never been soft. |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by iykekelvins(m): 12:37pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Lol, technical virgins sha.. Wicked set of people. |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
dharay99:.....⚡yes sir but if I cannot greet you "hello" ,what am I ta say? |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by lodphil(m): 12:44pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Hahahaha team 10,we make gals cry and request for it only to deny them.It's only a game to us. |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by dharay99: 12:50pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
KingCheezyPuff: well, i dunno. |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
adewumiopeyemi: ...⚡Lies!! But let's say i believe ,which is yer number? Lalasticlala !!! ...⚡Are you on lunch break When you come back will you please move my thread 2 fp. Thanks |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by SweetieConstie(f): 1:08pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Tosyne2much, come oo.. Your attention is needed here... Yesterday, you said distinctly that you were waiting for a thread on Male Virgins and here we have one today! Thanks to Kingcheezypuff... |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by adewumiopeyemi(m): 1:37pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
should i send my number to u... KingCheezyPuff: |
Re: 10 Types Of Male Virgins by adewumiopeyemi(m): 1:38pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Tosyne2much no be virgin ooo SweetieConstie: |
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