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How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by olaneyo18: 11:24pm On Aug 08, 2016
One time in Lagos, I met this young Bobo on Palmchat I did not bother asking if he was married because he looked young. So we keep on chatting for months

One day we decided to go out on a date after work o. We were in this nice restaurant in Lekki, eating and laughing and gisting. And at the end of our nice date, he walked me to my car.

We stood next to his own car in the parking lot, talking and trying to fix a date for our next outing.

A security guard came and told this my guy that someone wanted to see him. Oga was not interested o. He asked the security man to hold on first. We kept talking.

The security guard came back a second time, looking worried, and asked the oga to come quickly. Oga warned the security man to leave him be.

This guy said he felt like kissing me. Me, I was just laughing and contemplating in my head whether he deserved to be kissed, abi only hug would do.

I turned around and there was a young lady standing and facing my new bobo.

I thought they were just friends o. Nope. Aunty introduced herself as the man's wife. Hia!

I looked at Oga as he was busy stammering. He told aunty that we were just friends. Then he said we were colleagues.

Aunty commanded him to follow her. He hesitated, and the young lady said 'do you want me to hit you?'

Nna eh, the speed with which I ran into my car and drove off eh, to avoid being bathed with acid.

The following day, this man had the guts to text me o. He apologised for the embarrassment. Then he asked if we would still see as planned.

Hay god! These men, please introduce yourselves well, so that if it is something the girl is interested in, she can at least be alert. Me, I like my face, I don't have energy for acid baths, biko!
Cc @lalasticlala, Obinoscopy

Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 11:28pm On Aug 08, 2016
Importexpert how you see this story?
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 11:38pm On Aug 08, 2016
The Wife is merely protectinq her Valuables......

Why one idiot is planning to cheat on her partner......for not havinq Six packs....

Girls and madness......these deaz ehn.....
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 11:43pm On Aug 08, 2016
Another PALMCHAT guy. grin

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Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by sinaj(f): 11:44pm On Aug 08, 2016
Lol



Xo funny
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by AngelAhnie(f): 11:48pm On Aug 08, 2016
You get luck

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Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Greenbullet(m): 11:50pm On Aug 08, 2016
toposi4naija:
The Wife is merely protectinq her Valuables......

Why one idiot is planning to cheat on her partner......for not havinq Six packs....

Girls and madness......these deaz ehn.....
luvu2
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 11:55pm On Aug 08, 2016
PushPlay:
Another PALMCHAT guy. grin
Haha... Any similar case?
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 11:58pm On Aug 08, 2016
Hiroto:
Haha... Any similar case?
A lot. cheesy
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by yungEX(m): 11:59pm On Aug 08, 2016
so where the his wife mention acid? you think everyone is irrational abi? Kini itumo sef undecided
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by blessedvisky(m): 11:59pm On Aug 08, 2016
Cool story.

Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 9:04am On Aug 09, 2016
" I did not bother asking if he was married because he looked young."

Who told you That's not good enough reason to just assume he was unmarried. Anyway, some men are shameless enough to lie even if you had asked.
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by prettyesther20: 9:13am On Aug 09, 2016
mtchewww
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Nobody: 9:40am On Aug 09, 2016
Fabulocity:
" I did not bother asking if he was married because he looked young."

Who told you That's not good enough reason to just assume he was unmarried. Anyway, some men are shameless enough to lie even if you had asked.
Its the power of punane... It's just strong that I wonder whats in there cry
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Rekkieha(f): 11:03am On Aug 09, 2016
Lolzzz
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by ayobami52(m): 12:41pm On Aug 09, 2016
toposi4naija:
The Wife is merely protectinq her Valuables......

Why one idiot is planning to cheat on her partner......for not havinq Six packs....

Girls and madness......these deaz ehn.....
Honestly you are right
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by DeLioncourt: 12:50pm On Aug 09, 2016
you have lived to bathe another day!!
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Oyindebrah(f): 12:55pm On Aug 09, 2016
Lmao but u were really lucky tho,if na me,I go kill u,I won't even ask who u are,tf u doing with my husband??

lalasticlala
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by olaneyo18: 7:44am On Aug 10, 2016
Oyindebrah:
Lmao but u were really lucky tho,if na me,I go kill u,I won't even ask who u are,tf u doing with my husband??

lalasticlala
Are you that wicked? Just asking
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by Oyindebrah(f): 9:45am On Aug 10, 2016
olaneyo18:
Are you that wicked? Just asking
I don't play with my husband o,why will you even roll with a married man?you are a destroyer abeg...the guy u met on palmchat,is he rich ni?heard they have cute guys there..lemi goan catch mine
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by lative(m): 10:23am On Aug 10, 2016
lol op buh I no like watin u do o,u for wait na
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by lative(m): 10:24am On Aug 10, 2016
lol op buh I no like watin u do o,u for wait na ur story for dy sweeter like that
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by olaneyo18: 8:34am On Aug 14, 2016
lative:
lol op buh I no like watin u do o,u for wait na ur story for dy sweeter like that
I fear for my life oo
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by olaneyo18: 8:31am On Aug 26, 2016
DeLioncourt:
you have lived to bathe another day!!
not nice from u
Re: How I Escaped Being Bathed With Acid by DeLioncourt: 3:12pm On Aug 26, 2016
olaneyo18:
not nice from u

as i'm not a nice person nko?

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