1. You, chopping mouth during the school anthem until it’s time to shout…


That’s the only part you know.

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2. When a Uniport babe sees a group of Nelson Mandela boys.


Just dodge them.

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3. You and your guys, queuing up in front of Mama Abuja like:



THE BEST!

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4. How TDB looks once exam time table comes out:



They will now come with pillow to “read”.

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5. UPTH and “no bed space”:



All. The. Time.

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6. How the Man O’ War in school see themselves:



Always doing the most.

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7. When you see couples loving up at Love Garden in Delta Park.



Don’t go and read your book.

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Lemme book space! Welldone Skarlett!



Lol... Extremely hilarious!








Lalasticlala, comman chi-chum-chin o! Your attention is needed here...

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8. How you queue to enter shuttle at Abuja park:



The worst.

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9. When 4 different classes are holding at the Arena at the same time.



LCS struggles.

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10. How people pray when it’s time to write basic or certificate exams:



It’s now that you remember God, abi?

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11. Whenever you finish climbing the stairs at Ofrima.



Kuku kill me.

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12. How 70% of the students go to town as soon as weekend reaches:



BYE!

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13. When you see that old pastor between Delta Park and Choba preaching about hell fire.



Stop judging me.

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14. How you hail pharmacy students that have managed to reach final year:



Na you oh!

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15. When you see your guy that is owing you money eating at Genesis or Kilimanjaro.



This one must be mad.

Lalasticlala obinoscopy mynd44

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SweetieConstie:
Lemme book space! Welldone Skarl ett!
Lol... Extremely hilarious!
Lalasticlala, comman chi-chum-chin o! Your attention is needed here...

Thanks babe

No be small

Sleekyshuga should relate too

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This is hilarious, Skarlett.. I can relate to a few, if not all ..

• Learning Uniport anthem was something I didn't do till I graduated , though I flowed with it, and had an mp3 version on my old phone..

• Mandela Hostel boys were nuts .. They just can't stop abusing ladies.. I dreaded passing there as I'll rather follow PES classes to avoid their rants .

• Ofirima stairs? Holy Christ!! It wasn't easy climbing that for four years, mehn , and my classes were always @ the second floor everyday, except for level 100 when we had combined classes @ MBA 1-2, PES classes etc..

• I never ate in Mama Abuja but I heard her abi na their (used to think Mama Abuja is one person) food is WOW.. Afraid was catching me biko .. I loved my Ematex jollof rice and moi moi with their maggi cube meat .

• LOL @ that pastor standing around Delta park road to preach .. Omo!! The repentance na by force oo.. I liked the fact that he can dance ..

• Hahahahaha @ TDB.. I wasn't a fan of it but the few times I went was worth it.. I was the class chef, as I'll always bring food, snacks or just anything for my classmates (had a somewhat clique) to eat, and the next thing, we were sleeping after reading for barely three hours ..

You try jare!! Well done ..

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Lol...I don't even understand most of the pishures here. Make I go open thread for the pipu that went to my school.... I dey come...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

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When you are suffering from hangover during lectures

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