skarlett:
2. When a Uniport babe sees a group of Nelson Mandela boys.


Just dodge them.

Representing Block B!

lmao...the guy that has been selling biro since uniport started deserves an honorary degree tho.

Hehehe.the fear of nelson mandela boys is d beginning of wisdom.those guys are crazy for real.
Ofrimah stairs no be here o.
You didnt mention having ges classes at ps hall.chei .
Mama abuja queue and abuja park queues are real.make no mistakes.
Several lectures at d arena be like market square.
I liked watching theater arts drama at d crab at delta but Delta hostels wahala was too much i ran to off campus around tejod after year1.

Everyone is at one point in time guilty if that chopping mouth own. Lolzzz

Everyone is at one point in time guilty of that chopping mouth own. Lolzzz

skarlett:


13. When you see that old pastor between Delta Park and Choba preaching about hell fire.



Stop judging me.

that guy still de preach there ?

ionsman:


This one is a lie.

was wondering why she exaggerated that queuing stuff to take a bus.

ladyF:
Lol...I don't even understand most of the pishures here. Make I go open thread for the pipu that went to my school.... I dey come...

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

When u open, mention me ooo!

ANIEXTY:

When u open, mention me ooo!

lol sure thing!

herbie27:
was wondering why she exaggerated that queuing stuff to take a bus.

She might have exerggerated, but on bad days, that queue no be here. I go just trek from abuja to choba.

Yes ooo. Pastor dey go break?

mebad:


that guy still de preach there ?

I attended UDSS Uniport... atleast I knw dat pastor I alwys see him wen going home.

VictorRomanov:



She might have exerggerated, but on bad days, that queue no be here. I go just trek from abuja to choba.

I did that trekking once when i and my frds didn't have tp, have never witnessed such a crowd.

unique uniport!

Mama Abuja d best

Pharmacy for uniport nor be bean, fail a course in ur year 1! Career dead

Very true about d anthem, still don't know d wording after my full four years ; Chai!

Ofrima stairs na good way to keep fit!

Op Joivt nko

Remember an experience back then went to night class to read for exam; Omon I find chair to sit down I nor see; e surprise dat day!

But in all; i'm proud to have graduated from uniport

#loveuniport!

Sleekyshuga:





This is hilarious, Skarl ett.. I can relate to a few, if not all ..

• Learning Uniport anthem was something I didn't do till I graduated , though I flowed with it, and had an mp3 version on my old phone..

I never learned it throughout, l follow for people wey dey chop mouth

• Mandela Hostel boys were nuts .. They just can't stop abusing ladies.. I dreaded passing there as I'll rather follow PES classes to avoid their rants .

As in eh and you dare not trade words with them, your own don finish be that

• Ofirima stairs? Holy Christ!! It wasn't easy climbing that for four years, mehn , and my classes were always @ the second floor everyday..

Second floor!
Mehn you need award

• I never ate in Mama Abuja but I heard her abi na their (used to think Mama Abuja is one person) food is WOW.. Afraid was catching me biko .. I loved my Ematex jollof rice and moi moi with their maggi cube meat .

Mehn you missed! Mama Abuja can make you spend your school fees on her jollof rice. Emmatex dey learn with their overpriced rice and tiny fried meat

• LOL @ that pastor standing around Delta park road to preach .. Omo!! The repentance na by force oo.. I liked the fact that he can dance ..

With that him megaphone wey he dey use play music sometimes

• Hahahahaha @ TDB.. I wasn't a fan of it but the few times I went was worth it.. I was the class chef, as I'll always bring food, snacks or just anything for my classmates (had a somewhat clique) to eat, and the next thing, we were sleeping after reading for barely three hours ..

You try jare!! Well done ..

I didn't go for any to be honest, I no get that strength jare

My dear na zikoko o, I saw the post and I couldn't stop laughing at the memories it brought

VictorRomanov:


Representing Block B!

So you're part of those boys that make passing through Nelson Mandela hell for girls ba

VictorRomanov:


Representing Block B!

Thats my block bro, first floor. "Mandela na so we go dae dey"
Pharmacy students, they used to think we re superstars of book kingdom

This girl will not kill me. Hahahahhahahhhahahaha.
Queuing at ofrima Na die.
Again when it was time for basic exams I could remember how I almost prayed my life out.
Imagine d TDB stuff,some peeps go d drag seats to Sidon Jack.
Skarlett, nice one there.
#proudlyUniport

skarlett:
1. You, chopping mouth during the school anthem until it’s time to shout…


That’s the only part you know.

http://zikoko.com/list/university-of-port-harcourt/

Imagine on person following 107 people!

Na follow-follow u be?

Is dat wat u'r here for?

Do u knw whr they'r heading to?

herbie27:
I did that trekking once when i and my frds didn't have tp, have never witnessed such a crowd.

Those days one happened to queue to get anything. Be it at Ecobank at Choba or at Abuja park. Man O' War will be showing themselves.

skarlett:


So you're part of those boys that make passing through Nelson Mandela hell for girls ba

Well i wasnt part of the guys who made passing thru that UPTH gate to Abuja difficult for girls. But my room mates were the bomb! Pass alone, wahala. Pass with a guy, trouble. Pass with a fellow girl, problem. Solution? don't just pass that road!

ionsman:


This one is a lie.

This is no lie, uniport had upgraded to a point where almost all the faculties are now in abuja and alot more classes.
Gone are the days when you'll stand under the sun on a queue with man o war making sure you are on the queue just to board a bus to attend a lecture in either choba or delta.
Memoirs

ionsman:


This one is a lie.

This is no lie, uniport have upgraded to a point where almost all the faculties are now in abuja and alot more classes.
Gone are the days when you'll stand under the sun on a queue with man o war making sure you are on the queue just to board a bus to attend a lecture in either choba or delta.
Memoirs

No b joke o most uniport student don't knw how to sing that christmas carol song call anthem

Tkayhandsome:
Lol. This Op attended uniport in year 1990.
Man o war was scrapped after they killed someone.
People no longer rush for buses even before I graduated in 2012 unless they have programs like ''Come and see held by Jccf or other big events like matric,convocation or post ume.

Things done change now. Too many fast food at Choba junction + no more boys standing at Delta park gate at night to wait for babe. Who agrees with me?

I graduated last year Mr Man and look at the source link, its from Zikoko. That doesn't stop whatever the writer pointed out from being true. If one or two of them is off the mark, come up with yours as you think its easy

Maybe that'll get you the likes you want

youngest85:



Imagine on person following 107 people!

Na follow-follow u be?

Is dat wat u'r here for?

Do u knw whr they'r heading to?

Your joblessness no be here ooo!!! So you went to count how many people she's following?? Bro, you need urgent help!

ovadozes:

Thats my block bro, first floor. "Mandela na so we go dae dey"
Pharmacy students, they used to think we re superstars of book kingdom

Hehehe...Na so we go dey dey?

Did u meet Mama carryover!

skarlett:


13. When you see that old pastor between Delta Park and Choba preaching about hell fire.



Stop judging me.

that man literally makes me laugh anytime am at chiba junction

skarlett:


15. When you see your guy that is owing you money eating at Genesis or Kilimanjaro.



This one must be mad.

Lalasticlala obinoscopy mynd44

Skarlet..wow you just made my day.


I schooled in Uniport.can we go private

Sermwell:

Your joblessness no be here ooo!!! So you went to count how many people she's following?? Bro, you need urgent help!

Help me please, i'm on my kneels

youngest85:



Imagine on person following 107 people!
Na follow-follow u be?
Is dat wat u'r here for?

Do u knw whr they'r heading to?

Is it your follow-ing

VictorRomanov:



She might have exerggerated, but on bad days, that queue no be here. I go just trek from abuja to choba.

Very true.some days na trekking sure pass n its faster if you go thru d gate leading to east west road instead of d regular one.