Sleekyshuga:





This is hilarious, Skarlett.. I can relate to a few, if not all ..

• Learning Uniport anthem was something I didn't do till I graduated , though I flowed with it, and had an mp3 version on my old phone..

• Mandela Hostel boys were nuts .. They just can't stop abusing ladies.. I dreaded passing there as I'll rather follow PES classes to avoid their rants .

• Ofirima stairs? Holy Christ!! It wasn't easy climbing that for four years, mehn , and my classes were always @ the second floor everyday..

• I never ate in Mama Abuja but I heard her abi na their (used to think Mama Abuja is one person) food is WOW.. Afraid was catching me biko .. I loved my Ematex jollof rice and moi moi with their maggi cube meat .

• LOL @ that pastor standing around Delta park road to preach .. Omo!! The repentance na by force oo.. I liked the fact that he can dance ..

• Hahahahaha @ TDB.. I wasn't a fan of it but the few times I went was worth it.. I was the class chef, as I'll always bring food, snacks or just anything for my classmates (had a somewhat clique) to eat, and the next thing, we were sleeping after reading for barely three hours ..

You try jare!! Well done ..

oslae:

This is no lie, uniport have upgraded to a point where almost all the faculties are now in abuja and alot more classes.
Gone are the days when you'll stand under the sun on a queue with man o war making sure you are on the queue just to board a bus to attend a lecture in either choba or delta.
Memoirs

Apelex:


Skarlet..wow you just made my day.


I schooled in Uniport.can we go private

ionsman:


This one is a lie.

skarlett:


I graduated last year Mr Man and look at the source link, its from Zikoko. That doesn't stop whatever the writer pointed out from being true. If one or two of them is off the mark, come up with yours as you think its easy

Maybe that'll get you the likes you want

ionsman:


This one is a lie.

VictorRomanov:

Representing Block B!

Tkayhandsome:
See why ladies are so emotional? So we can't joke without you feeling used or insulted? Here common! I don't eat likes, infact I don't need it. Let's just read and have fun darling. Not what you think...OK?

charijee:
Extremely hilarious

Those Nelson Mandela boys are crazy, damn crazy.....sometimes you wonder if they ever attend classes.....no matter how responsible you appear....they'd always throw their missiles


Arena classes.....I sat there till I graduated

kachnov:
lmao...the guy that has been selling biro since uniport started deserves an honorary degree tho.

skarlett:
10. How people pray when it’s time to write basic or certificate exams:

It’s now that you remember God, abi?

skarlett:


Your tone implied a lot more than whatever you said, you should watch it, even a manly-saint would get 'emotional'

Noted

guiddoti:
Did you mean the guy in block b, Nelson Mandela, leading to block c. If it was the guy, he deserves national academic award.

skarlett:
A Lipstick and Fornication oops! Linguistics and Communication alumni spotted

Lol.....it was one hell of an experience....worst part is during exams....with your legs hanging.....funny thing, they're still suffering it


But the fun of it all is you get to view thousands of students crossing by

Tkayhandsome:
Lol.
So what dept did you graduate from?

nnokwa042:
i was living in that mandela hostel am the one that used to look for ur troubles then but am changed person u still remember nkechi

Nkechi kwa ? Sure it's me?

missyadorable:

Eh hen! so you are one of them?

skarlett:

14. How you hail pharmacy students that have managed to reach final year:



Na you oh!

Tkayhandsome:
He's always at choba campus forcing people to buy biro

charijee:
Lol.....it was one hell of an experience....worst part is during exams....with your legs hanging.....funny thing, they're still suffering it


But the fun of it all is you get to view thousands of students crossing by

ceda99:
I rep uniport #u2010

skarlett:


English and Lit, you?

guiddoti:
OK
U2001-2007 set

skarlett:


And get distracted a lot. I had one or two exams there, LCS related ones.

That's one thing we have over you guys - proper classrooms

The distractions made learning easier for us ..we handled both

I guess yours is English dept?

skarlett:


9. When 4 different classes are holding at the Arena at the same time.



LCS struggles.

skarlett:


13. When you see that old pastor between Delta Park and Choba preaching about hell fire.



Stop judging me.

Tkayhandsome:
6 years? Which dept?

Sleekyshuga:

Nkechi kwa ? Sure it's me?

charijee:
The distractions made learning easier for us ..we handled both

I guess yours is English dept?