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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 7:24pm On Aug 16, 2016
Ok.* In Samuel L. Jackson's voice* Enough of this whole bullsh!t ..

Can this thread finally be redirected to its original purpose? Rhetorical!!!

Enough of the goddamn 'grammars' ,the fucking e-fights,the silly memes and etcetera .
Let it be strictly academic (Uniben's issues). I hope I made myself clear.



The Captain has spoken cool

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 7:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
You don't wanna go down this lane with me. I don't e-battle because I can get really badmouthed and tormenting.



ImDharay:

Fair enough!
So what's up Aspiring Fuçkinq-Retàrd, i see those few lines i droped on your dumb-sorry-ass is already makinq yhu pee on your younger βro's panties you got on..

This is how we know a product of a gang r@pe!

I see you write and wonder if you're a piece of shiit or a piece of dirt. The midwife that delivered you should be charged for littering.

Seriously, how did you get admitted? You seem to me like a 'miracle center' product. All I see you doing is using profane languages you aren't versed in. "Fuking this!" "Fuking that!" like a bipolar patient.



0hk Geofool, plz you really don't wanna be doing
this with me, your Kindergarten rhymes will get you dead way before i even decide to descend on your amateurish stupidity you showcasing in here.
You will get destroyed! I will so much ridicule your online existence that when you hear 'Geo', your soul will extricate your body. Don't get me started. Products of gang r@pe like you are thoroughly dealt with by me.


Your profound level of [b]Inherited-Foolishness is astonishing & i'm not responsible for your stolen breakfast so stop crying on me like some coçksuçkinq epileptic godforsaken pillock...[/b]
Now, this got me wondering if I should blame the togolese men that gang-banged your mom, or your mentally deranged father who should have traded you for condom packs

Me, c0cksucking? Hahaha.

Dude, your words reek of your father's cum. You think I don't know how you suck him for breakfast?
You guys buy vaseline everyday. You have a w@nking ritual every morning and night. So, what are you talking about?

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 7:48pm On Aug 16, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Ok.* In Samuel L. Jackson's voice* Enough of this whole bullsh!t ..

Can this thread finally be redirected to its original purpose? Rhetorical!!!

Enough of the goddamn 'grammars' ,the fucking e-fights,the silly memes and etcetera .
Let it be strictly academic (Uniben's issues). I hope I made myself clear.



The Captain has spoken cool


Seriously UNIBEN is still officially silent. There's tension in the air....you want this thread to becoming boring abi?


Abeg! Guys, spice up the thread wink If una like make una bomb the thread with grammar, discuss bible, post silly memes wink

Notin do una cool

I dey una back smiley














Na back I talk sha grin





Cos na front the blow de usually pass come tongue

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 7:50pm On Aug 16, 2016
blueto:
smiley He is troublemaker, don't waste your time engaging in an altercation with him.
I've never done this, but troublemakers should be dealt with and vanquished in their own game.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 8:00pm On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor:
You don't wanna go down this lane with me. I don't e-battle because I can get really badmouthed and tormenting.



This is how we know a product of a gang r@pe!

I see you write and wonder if you're a piece of shiit or a piece of dirt. The midwife that delivered you should be charged for littering.

Seriously, how did you get admitted? You seem to me like a 'miracle center' product. All I see you doing is using profane languages you aren't versed in. "Fuking this!" "Fuking that!" like a bipolar patient.


You will get destroyed! I will so much ridicule your online existence that when you hear 'Geo', your soul will extricate your body. Don't get me started. Products of gang r@pe like you are thoroughly dealt with by me.

Now, this got me wondering if I should blame the togolese men that gang-banged your mom, or your mentally deranged father who should have traded you for condom packs

Me, c0cksucking? Hahaha.

Dude, your words reek of your father's cum. You think I don't know how you suck him for breakfast?
You guys buy vaseline everyday. You have a w@nking ritual every morning and night. So, what are you talking about?
Nigga seriously,this is highly unnecessary especially in Education Section. Goddamnit.

If you watch closely,this thread shouldn't be marred by all these faux-pas and risqué vocabularies.
Let the sleeping dog lie.

Cc. ImDharay
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 8:05pm On Aug 16, 2016
Quote of the hour...



''Never lower yourself to the level of a fool; you won't be any better than he is and he'll beat you silly in the game of foolery because....






.....The enormity of his foolery is highly stupendous''



.....A word is enough for the wise 8}

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:07pm On Aug 16, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Nigga seriously,this is highly unnecessary especially in Education Section. Goddamnit.

If you watch closely,this thread shouldn't be marred by all these faux-pas and risqué vocabularies.
Let the sleeping dog lie.
If he replies, I will respond with more tons of devastating vitriols.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 8:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
This thread reeks of frustrated youths*covers nose*.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 16, 2016
SirDavico:


Right smiley bro, where u dey since Hope you're good?
Yea man, am good cool.. It pains me to see people quarrel for words made by men. cry cry
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RoyalTilz(m): 8:53pm On Aug 16, 2016
Page07:
did you ask them when list is coming out ?
all I was told is first list isn't out
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 9:03pm On Aug 16, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Nigga seriously,this is highly unnecessary especially in Education Section. Goddamnit.

If you watch closely,this thread shouldn't be marred by all these faux-pas and risqué vocabularies.
Let the sleeping dog lie.

Cc. ImDharay
ehm sorry sir, i got banned & i already replied
before seeinq this...buh... embarassed
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 9:28pm On Aug 16, 2016
latest admission news from UNIBEN




The Director and staff of the African Centre for Mushroom Research and Technology Innovation University of Benin humbly invites you to a workshop on cultivating edible mushrooms(hands-on practicals on Mushroom Cultivation).


Date : 17th-18th September 2016
Time : 10am Daily
Venue: African Centre for Mushroom Research and Technology Innovation University of Benin, Benin City, Nigeria.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
How did this all start? make una rest na. me Wey no sabi speak English sef, I no get problem. Why all these na?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Rexyblaze: 9:34pm On Aug 16, 2016
Kevin Owens Vs Sami Zayn Lets go there
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 9:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
cheesy
amulet:
nah ur lead I dey follow village headmaster wink
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2016
Mushroom mancheesy
U carry Ur market reach here tootongue
JY01:
latest admission news from UNIBEN




The Director and staff of the African Centre for Mushroom Research and Technology Innovation University of Benin humbly invites you to a workshop on cultivating edible mushrooms(hands-on practicals on Mushroom Cultivation).


Date : 17th-18th September 2016
Time : 10am Daily
Venue: African Centre for Mushroom Research and Technology Innovation University of Benin, Benin City, Nigeria.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2016
Guy... Guys.. . Pls.. iyaf do o, u guys should understand that this a public thread and whatever u send here may affect ur reputation,either positively or negatively... And then we should all be United, we all here should be friends, should be like a family, not using bad words on each other but make use of upbuilding and encouraging words... U guys shouldn't compete on who can insult d most, rather u guys try and be d one with d most upbuilding and encouraging words.. .. so guys... Its enough, no more E-fights... thanks
Geofavor, Dharray

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2016
IamLukas:
Mushroom mancheesy
U carry Ur market reach here tootongue
grin
Na admission gist na.. .. make everybody hear wink
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 9:54pm On Aug 16, 2016
Geofavor Geofailure, where the fuçk are you piggy.?
Its an hour past & you still searching f0r weak lines in yoh
messed-up momma's_reaped_watery anus...#aint got all day niggie... angry

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dreyposh: 10:02pm On Aug 16, 2016
jonathan123:
plz plz plz friends, i joined dis forum because i bliv dis is d final place to get d right encouragement nd answers to my problem.

plz, i just gained admission to study English Language and Literaturenin uniben (2015/2016 session) now my problems are as follow:

my jamb subject combination was:
ENGLISH
LITERATURE
GOVERNMENT
CRS.

My SSCE subjects were:
MATHS C5
ENGLISH C5
ECONOMICS C5
CRS C5
LITERATURE C6
COMMERCE C5
AGRIC C5
BIOLOGY -CANCELLED.

now d problem is i didnt write government in my above listed NECO result. during my jamb reg, government was mistakenly added to my oda three subjects of which i didn't do in ssce.

now i hv been offered admission by both UNIBEN and JAMB to study d course. am a bit scared dunno if d issue of no government in ssce will affect my clearance procedure.

plz ur answer is BADLY NEEDED!.
thanks nd God bless u!
You have no problem with that when Jamb subject requirement tells you to pick any social science subject, then just ensure its social sci. The same goes for your O'level. It's not necessary u have d subject in both Utme & O'level. Inasmuch you have credits in subjects the requirement stated
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 10:18pm On Aug 16, 2016
dharay99:

ehm sorry sir, i got banned & i already replied
before seeinq this...buh... embarassed
Mehn, I do e-fights too but this is an education thread.m. I think it's more matured if we avoid fights.m.. Especially unnecessary fights...




Abeg keep us updated on any Uniben news. Thanks
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Aug 16, 2016
RoyalTilz:
all I was told is first list isn't out
You don't wait for them to tell you


You ask questions and they answer, that's how you get infos


Sorry if I was rude
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 10:40pm On Aug 16, 2016
CaptEColeJnr:
Mehn, I do e-fights too but this is an education thread.m. I think it's more matured if we avoid fights.m.. Especially unnecessary fights...

Abeg keep us updated on any Uniben news. Thanks
ehm sorry about that tho, if you check, the nitwit quoted me 1st without applying his transplanted baboon brain....
 #Anyhow tho, qudnyt!..
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2016
dharay99:

Monkey, that shiiit i underlined is outdated,
Try something fresh & reasonable plz...


Dumbtard, I've seen this lame line u are editing
thousands of times before on RM & its a stolen dissline...
http://www.gotlines.com/line/1165/Yore_so_ugly_when_your_mom_dropped.php
lol grin


Aspirinq Frog, u know u sound stupid in here
just like that one-night strumpet momma of urs, lol...


Mtcheeew, outdated whack babish lines,
Your are really dumb & daft i see....


0hk calling u a coçksuçkinq oaf
really touched you, sorry my βoy..
What is this f@ggot saying about stealing lines? Was that a song or something?

Dude, I'm not joking here. I meant everything I said.
You ain't seen nothing yet. I'm only just beginning. I know you're shedding tears already.


Took you 8 HOURS to reply me & at the end of the day,
you copying dissline all over the net just to feel among?
niggur your k-legged one-eyed Pman is foolish f0r this, I'm gonna
save you lil jabs tonight, Slow-Geofuçkboy, You wanna diss
& even go all the way parental? Niqqur [b]yo momma's lickinq orifice
is really gonna suffer this tonight, stop stealing lines morón, be real
& fast...#plz reply mi lemme slap more sense into your cube-shaped brain box...
[/b]
That's proof that you and and your psychotic dad buy vaseline everyday to carry out your wa`nking ritual.

Listen, I don't even have an issh with you but your stup1d father. Your life would have had a better meaning in a rubber protection. You're a waste of spe.rm. That pschotic dad of yours should be blamed for your retard.ed comportment. After your mum got gang-banged, he still went ahead to donate his reta.rded chromosomes in her. I'm not even sure he's your dad. You're more or less a basta.rd with multiple genes , since your mom got gang-ra.ped.

Keep it coming. I shall reply you anytime I wish and frustrate the living light out of you.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2016
dharay99:

ehm sorry about that tho, if you check, the nitwit quoted me 1st without applying his transplanted baboon brain....
 #Anyhow tho, qudnyt!..
This is how we know someone with an infinitesimal IQ. You stated that your father and your relatives were 'intermediate tools' and expected no response?
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 11:19pm On Aug 16, 2016
Gone are the days when calling someone 'senior pangolo' was enough to get him red in anger...

Now it must involve mama's cu.nt or daddy's c¢ck.... Yuck! sad
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 11:25pm On Aug 16, 2016
Hahahah...Never knew these guys had already started the e-fight....
Guess they are still being juvenile ...

it irks me to know that those we call learned are learned illiterate ...
Why waste your time in e-fight over what I call pyrrhic victories...... ..

It is kinda debasing, rebarbative and demoralising to know that some are still myopic and are suffering from what I call EMI "elderly and mentally infirm "..


P.s: My words are esoteric
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 11:31pm On Aug 16, 2016
My favorite quote of all time... cool

there's a beast in every man... Waiting to be unleashed! - RobinHez

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 11:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
JY01:
Guy... Guys.. . Pls.. iyaf do o, u guys should understand that this a public thread and whatever u send here may affect ur reputation,either positively or negatively... And then we should all be United, we all here should be friends, should be like a family, not using bad words on each other but make use of upbuilding and encouraging words... U guys shouldn't compete on who can insult d most, rather u guys try and be d one with d most upbuilding and encouraging words.. .. so guys... Its enough, no more E-fights... thanks
That guy already has an online reputation for e-fights. You can tell by his posts that he does it a lot. Can you even imagine the douchebag saying I stole lines, as if this were some sort of a competition. He's a troll, and I know how to handle his type.

Tell him to take back and eat his words, 'Intermediate tools', then I might spare him.

@ sirdavico, can you say intermediate dictionary?

Here,
Elementary = primary

intermediate = secondary

etc.

Tools = gullibe id1ots

in that context, intermediate tools meant secondary 1diots.


He wasn't referring to any dictionary but people. Did you see him go and bring links from a diss site?
A lot of those guys who do e-fights use the word, tool, to condemn people. So, he knew what he meant when he used the word.


@Joy, I really don't do this, so I'm sorry for the incovenience those posts could have caused you guys.
I won't post those vulgar and profane words here again, though, I will frustrate this troll's life on other threads.
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 16, 2016
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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 11:57pm On Aug 16, 2016
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK

I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in:

*PASTOR: How are you?

*ME: I'm fine Daddy.

*PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)'

*PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches.

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success!

*ME: (No reply)

*PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family.

*ME: (No reply)

* PASTOR: My son are you there?

*ME: Yes Daddy!

* PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings.

*ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir!

*PASTOR: Alright my son.

*ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family,

*PASTOR: (No reply).

*ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations,

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME: May the annointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in
Jesus name (Amen)!

*PASTOR: (No reply)

*ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers.

*PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot....

Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria jooor!!!

#copied

also forget all the nonsense I've posted here.

My Apologies.

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