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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 7:24pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Ok.* In Samuel L. Jackson's voice* Enough of this whole bullsh!t .. Can this thread finally be redirected to its original purpose? Rhetorical!!! Enough of the goddamn 'grammars' ,the fucking e-fights,the silly memes and etcetera . Let it be strictly academic (Uniben's issues). I hope I made myself clear. The Captain has spoken ![]() 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 7:36pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
You don't wanna go down this lane with me. I don't e-battle because I can get really badmouthed and tormenting. ImDharay:This is how we know a product of a gang r@pe! I see you write and wonder if you're a piece of shiit or a piece of dirt. The midwife that delivered you should be charged for littering. Seriously, how did you get admitted? You seem to me like a 'miracle center' product. All I see you doing is using profane languages you aren't versed in. "Fuking this!" "Fuking that!" like a bipolar patient. You will get destroyed! I will so much ridicule your online existence that when you hear 'Geo', your soul will extricate your body. Don't get me started. Products of gang r@pe like you are thoroughly dealt with by me. Now, this got me wondering if I should blame the togolese men that gang-banged your mom, or your mentally deranged father who should have traded you for condom packs ![]() Me, c0cksucking? Hahaha. Dude, your words reek of your father's cum. You think I don't know how you suck him for breakfast? You guys buy vaseline everyday. You have a w@nking ritual every morning and night. So, what are you talking about? 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 7:48pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr: Seriously ![]() Abeg! Guys, spice up the thread ![]() ![]() Notin do una ![]() I dey una back ![]() Na back I talk sha ![]() Cos na front the blow de usually pass come ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 7:50pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
blueto:I've never done this, but troublemakers should be dealt with and vanquished in their own game. |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 8:00pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Geofavor:Nigga seriously,this is highly unnecessary especially in Education Section. Goddamnit. If you watch closely,this thread shouldn't be marred by all these faux-pas and risqué vocabularies. Let the sleeping dog lie. Cc. ImDharay |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by SirDavico(m): 8:05pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Quote of the hour... ''Never lower yourself to the level of a fool; you won't be any better than he is and he'll beat you silly in the game of foolery because.... .....The enormity of his foolery is highly stupendous'' .....A word is enough for the wise 8} 2 Likes |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 8:07pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr:If he replies, I will respond with more tons of devastating vitriols. |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Donovela(m): 8:09pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
This thread reeks of frustrated youths*covers nose*. 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:44pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
SirDavico:Yea man, am good ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RoyalTilz(m): 8:53pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Page07:all I was told is first list isn't out |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 9:03pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr: ehm sorry sir, i got banned & i already replied before seeinq this...buh... ![]() |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 9:28pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
latest admission news from UNIBEN The Director and staff of the African Centre for Mushroom Research and Technology Innovation University of Benin humbly invites you to a workshop on cultivating edible mushrooms(hands-on practicals on Mushroom Cultivation). Date : 17th-18th September 2016 Time : 10am Daily Venue: African Centre for Mushroom Research and Technology Innovation University of Benin, Benin City, Nigeria. 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 9:31pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
How did this all start? make una rest na. me Wey no sabi speak English sef, I no get problem. Why all these na? |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Rexyblaze: 9:34pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Kevin Owens Vs Sami Zayn
Lets go there |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 9:36pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
![]() amulet: |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by IamLukas(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Mushroom man ![]() U carry Ur market reach here too ![]() ![]() JY01: |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Guy... Guys.. . Pls.. iyaf do o, u guys should understand that this a public thread and whatever u send here may affect ur reputation,either positively or negatively... And then we should all be United, we all here should be friends, should be like a family, not using bad words on each other but make use of upbuilding and encouraging words... U guys shouldn't compete on who can insult d most, rather u guys try and be d one with d most upbuilding and encouraging words.. .. so guys... Its enough, no more E-fights... thanks Geofavor, Dharray 2 Likes |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by JY01(m): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 9:54pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Its an hour past & you still searching f0r weak lines in yoh messed-up momma's_reaped_watery anus...#aint got all day niggie... ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dreyposh: 10:02pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
jonathan123:You have no problem with that when Jamb subject requirement tells you to pick any social science subject, then just ensure its social sci. The same goes for your O'level. It's not necessary u have d subject in both Utme & O'level. Inasmuch you have credits in subjects the requirement stated |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 10:18pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
dharay99:Mehn, I do e-fights too but this is an education thread.m. I think it's more matured if we avoid fights.m.. Especially unnecessary fights... Abeg keep us updated on any Uniben news. Thanks |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
RoyalTilz:You don't wait for them to tell you You ask questions and they answer, that's how you get infos Sorry if I was rude |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 10:40pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
CaptEColeJnr: ehm sorry about that tho, if you check, the nitwit quoted me 1st without applying his transplanted baboon brain.... |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:47pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
dharay99:What is this f@ggot saying about stealing lines? Was that a song or something? Dude, I'm not joking here. I meant everything I said. You ain't seen nothing yet. I'm only just beginning. I know you're shedding tears already. That's proof that you and and your psychotic dad buy vaseline everyday to carry out your wa`nking ritual. Listen, I don't even have an issh with you but your stup1d father. Your life would have had a better meaning in a rubber protection. You're a waste of spe.rm. That pschotic dad of yours should be blamed for your retard.ed comportment. After your mum got gang-banged, he still went ahead to donate his reta.rded chromosomes in her. I'm not even sure he's your dad. You're more or less a basta.rd with multiple genes , since your mom got gang-ra.ped. Keep it coming. I shall reply you anytime I wish and frustrate the living light out of you. |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
dharay99:This is how we know someone with an infinitesimal IQ. You stated that your father and your relatives were 'intermediate tools' and expected no response? |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 11:19pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Gone are the days when calling someone 'senior pangolo' was enough to get him red in anger... Now it must involve mama's cu.nt or daddy's c¢ck.... Yuck! ![]() |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 11:25pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
Hahahah...Never knew these guys had already started the e-fight.... Guess they are still being juvenile ... it irks me to know that those we call learned are learned illiterate ... Why waste your time in e-fight over what I call pyrrhic victories...... .. It is kinda debasing, rebarbative and demoralising to know that some are still myopic and are suffering from what I call EMI "elderly and mentally infirm ".. P.s: My words are esoteric |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 11:31pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
My favorite quote of all time... ![]() there's a beast in every man... Waiting to be unleashed! - RobinHez 1 Like |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 11:36pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
JY01:That guy already has an online reputation for e-fights. You can tell by his posts that he does it a lot. Can you even imagine the douchebag saying I stole lines, as if this were some sort of a competition. He's a troll, and I know how to handle his type. Tell him to take back and eat his words, 'Intermediate tools', then I might spare him. @ sirdavico, can you say intermediate dictionary? Here, Elementary = primary intermediate = secondary etc. Tools = gullibe id1ots in that context, intermediate tools meant secondary 1diots. He wasn't referring to any dictionary but people. Did you see him go and bring links from a diss site? A lot of those guys who do e-fights use the word, tool, to condemn people. So, he knew what he meant when he used the word. @Joy, I really don't do this, so I'm sorry for the incovenience those posts could have caused you guys. I won't post those vulgar and profane words here again, though, I will frustrate this troll's life on other threads. |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
choi well it's 1 - 1 |
Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 11:57pm On Aug 16, 2016 |
WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK I sent him a friend request on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later his message came in: *PASTOR: How are you? *ME: I'm fine Daddy. *PASTOR: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head. *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family. *ME: (No reply)' *PASTOR: May God slash you with the axe of long life. *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May God stab you with the knife of riches. *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success! *ME: (No reply) *PASTOR: May the Trade centre of happiness collapse on you and your family. *ME: (No reply) * PASTOR: My son are you there? *ME: Yes Daddy! * PASTOR: You should be saying Amen to claim the Blessings. *ME: Ok, it's my turn to pray for you Sir! *PASTOR: Alright my son. *ME: May the over speeding trailer of Blessings jam and crush you and your family, *PASTOR: (No reply). *ME: May the light of God blind your eye that you may not see the sufferings of this life anymore, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the sea of miracle drown you and your family members, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the Boko-haram of joy kidnap you sir! *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the death of riches kill you, your family members and all yours friends and relations, *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME: May the annointing from above destroy your church and kill all your church members excluding me and my family in Jesus name (Amen)! *PASTOR: (No reply) *ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You should be saying Amen to all these wonderful Prayers. *PASTOR: May thunder fire you! Idiot.... Plz keep laughing and 4get d situation of Nigeria jooor!!! #copied also forget all the nonsense I've posted here. My Apologies. 5 Likes |
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