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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 9:57am On Aug 17, 2016

Page07:
It Matters o
Names and DOB uniben doesn't joke with them.
Do you have your waec cert.

the Good thing is I haven't collected it yet. So, I'm thinking they could help me edit the middle name at the WAEC office when I go to collect the cert.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:02am On Aug 17, 2016

dharay99:

Hahahaha, you see you just proved wah I've been saying.
Now you are online and all you could come up with is that piece of shiit? lol, and you really wanna diss me? lol Geopig try harder, you are online now, or no more lines to steal?

#Fuçkinq Retardinho..

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:07am On Aug 17, 2016

Geofavor:
the Good thing is I haven't collected it yet. So, I'm thinking they could help me edit the middle name at the WAEC office.

if you wrote last year then it should be ready by now

There was a mistake in my DOB when I took mine. So during Jamb registration I just cooperate.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:09am On Aug 17, 2016

dharay99:

Hahahaha, you see you just proved wah I've been saying.
Now you are online and all you could come up with is that piece of shiit? lol, and you really wanna diss me? lol Geopig try harder, you are online now, or no more lines to steal?

#Fuçkinq Retardinho..

Lol.

This guy is pained grin

..

I'm trying to get relevant info, and you keep interupting between my mentions.

You seem like a natural sissy. It's 10 am, shouldn't you be at gay rights meeting? Ehn, gangster Dare? Get off my mentions, for now.

I'm only toning down to respect members of this thread. Consider yourself lucky. When I'm free, I shall open a thread where I shall destroy you and your family members with vicious words.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 10:11am On Aug 17, 2016

Geofavor:
.

Jabs coming at you so fast you even
don't know what to type aqain, lwkm...Niqqur you are highly decorated in acute madness.

#I'm still around tho, u can start compiling your trash by stealing whack lines! Lame Epileptic Ogre...

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:13am On Aug 17, 2016

Geofavor:
Lol.

This guy is pained ..

I'm trying to get relevant info, and you keep interupting between my mentions.

You seem like a natural sissy. It's 10 am, shouldn't you be at gay rights meeting? Ehn, gangster Dare? Get off my mentions, for now.

I'm only toning down to respect members of this thread. Consider yourself lucky. When I'm free, I shall open a thread where I shall destroy you and your family members with vicious words.

MY GOD

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 10:15am On Aug 17, 2016

Geofavor:
Lol.

This guy is pained ..

I'm trying to get relevant info, and you keep interupting between my mentions.

You seem like a natural sissy. It's 10 am, shouldn't you be at gay rights meeting? Ehn, gangster Dare? Get off my mentions, for now.

I'm only toning down to respect members of this thread. Consider yourself lucky. When I'm free, I shall open a thread where I shall destroy you and your family members with vicious words.

0h now you remember you should save some fučkinq respect
for the thread and your fellow aspirants?
You are a STUPID COWARD. ..

Next time don't be messing with me, you can go nurse your wounds now, #Morońic Diçkrider.. grin

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:16am On Aug 17, 2016

....... AKÖ MI TU POJU GAN

HAHA...... TIME 2go

TATA FOR NOW.

TILL EVENING.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 10:17am On Aug 17, 2016

Page07:
if you wrote last year then it should be ready by now

There was a mistake in my DOB when I took mine. So during Jamb registration I just cooperate.

All right.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:25am On Aug 17, 2016

before I go
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AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST.```

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from him and make your husband do the things
you like in his cousin..

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My name is Hannatu, I stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am falling for my husband's
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no:

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something do with your life, fall koor, stand nii

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mouth).

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by CaptEColeJnr: 10:25am On Aug 17, 2016

Let there be peace in this thread cool

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by dharay99: 10:29am On Aug 17, 2016

CaptEColeJnr:
Let there be peace in this thread

Lol...

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Francis95(m): 10:37am On Aug 17, 2016

Toluwani113:
2016 IS OUR YEAR IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD! (Amen)
If you want to get latest admission updates from UNIBEN, just Quote me and drop your e-mail address below.
Just check your inbox to confirm your subscription.
That's all

I wish everyone here best of luck

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 11:04am On Aug 17, 2016

I not gratified with that annotation. or are you keeping an aloofness with me? cry

sorry for the lag reply anyway, my internet sub expired yesterday.

Venus007:
Good for you *thumbs up*

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Geofavor(m): 11:52am On Aug 17, 2016

dharay99:

0h now you remember you should save some fučkinq respect
for the thread and your fellow aspirants?
You are a STUPID COWARD. ..

Next time don't be messing with me, you can go nurse your wounds now, #Morońic Diçkrider..

Okay.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 12:37pm On Aug 17, 2016

Page07:
Yea you right

lelme Just explain

Righteousness is a nature just as sin is a nature..... we don't get righteous by trying to avoid sin instead when we don't sin, we are responding to our nature of righteousness.
Understand, we don't get righteous by our own doing. Christ has made us righteous through his death and resurrection. All we need to do is believe on his finished work on the cross.
You and God have the same level of righteousness. God is not more righteous than you are but holiness level varies... hence he says be holy for I am holy... for without holiness no one can see me.

You don't get righteous by trying to keep the law(do this and avoid that). Abraham believed and God counted it for righteousness(righteousness by faith)

Holiness is a complete state of purity. You don't get holy by your own doing. It is the holy spirit that helps you live a holy life. Without holiness God will not be able to work with you effectively, lest he starts seeing you as an unclean thing.
Righteousness alone is not enough to make you inherit heaven, You need holiness.

hmm Nice one

Can you tell me the difference between the rapture and the second coming of Christ. Are they same, Explain.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by suwalee(f): 1:58pm On Aug 17, 2016

Ksslib:
I strongly advise every aspirant to use the free time they have now to start gathering all relevenat documents

. Those of una wey write WAEC and NECO inside hidden villages only accessible by canoe and a chief priest, abeg start your journey, now.

I know why I dey talk am. Cos you no wan start dey run up and down when clearance start. Make those wey get ear, listen.

plz my waec DOB is different frm my jamb DOB. Swore an affidavit with my waec DOB. Plz how do I rectify d jamb's dob

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 6:35pm On Aug 17, 2016

I have accumulated a battalion of Like on Nairaland shocked

You have 16423 total likes and 1301 total shares

I am certain that not even a conjugation of Robinhez+Dharay's likes(with his myriad account) will be up to mine cool

To God be the accolade

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 6:46pm On Aug 17, 2016

blueto:
I have accumulated a battalion of Like on Nairaland

You have 16423 total likes and 1301 total shares

I am certain that not even a conjugation of Robinhez+Dharay's likes(with his myriad account) will be up to mine

To God be the accolade .

Pardon me... But this is the most childish thing I've read on Nairaland!! grin

To God be the accolade? Lol... God is ~~somewhere~~ everywhere in the universe.. Preparing his 7 angels for their 7 trumpets.... He ain't got no time for some online forum grin

OK... Bye

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 6:47pm On Aug 17, 2016

Oops.

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 7:31pm On Aug 17, 2016

RobinHez:

Pardon me... But this is the most childish thing I've read on Nairaland!!

To God be the accolade? Lol... God is ~~somewhere~~ everywhere in the universe.. Preparing his 7 angels for their 7 trumpets.... He ain't got no time for some online forum

OK... Bye

Hilarious

. seems you misconstrued the essence of that comment. You have been keeping aloofness with me. so it was a decoy or gambit that I used as a compulsive cynosure to get your attention and your were so credulous to kowtow. Mission Accomplished!

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 8:26pm On Aug 17, 2016

blueto:
Hilarious . seems you misconstrued the essence of that comment. You have been keeping aloofness with me. so it was a decoy or gambit that I used as a compulsive cynosure to get your attention and your were so credulous to kowtow. Mission Accomplished! .

Three things I was able to deduce

A staunch PDP member angry

Football fanatic

Hedonist

cheesy

A hectic day for going through all your comment....
*headache pops in*

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by RobinHez(m): 8:26pm On Aug 17, 2016

blueto:
Hilarious . seems you misconstrued the essence of that comment. You have been keeping aloofness with me. so it was a decoy or gambit that I used as a compulsive cynosure to get your attention and your were so credulous to kowtow. Mission Accomplished! .

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Aug 17, 2016

AIRTEL:
hmm Nice one

Can you tell me the difference between the rapture and the second coming of Christ. Are they same, Explain.

The rapture and the second coming of Christ are two separate events.

The rapture is the appearing of Christ in the air, the purpose is to save the saints and the people of God from the GREAT TRIBULATION. I Thessalonians 4:13-17

The second coming of Christ is the appearing of Christ in the air, the purpose of this is for war and to overthrow the antichrist and to set up a millennia reign. Revelations 19:11-21, revelations 20:1-3.

The 7 year tribulation starts with the antichrist signing a peace treaty with Israel(read revelations 6). But it is false peace. Christ spake of the abomination that causes desolation - the peace treaty will be broken. All nations of the world will be gathered up against Israel in an attempt to wipe out the world of the jews. They will almost succeed but they will fail. This is what will to the second coming of Christ.

it is gonna be a nuclear war. One that can destroy the earth and human race. But tbe earth will be saved. Christ himself will come to fight. read Zechariah 14

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 8:49pm On Aug 17, 2016

Understand

After the rapture.... the holy spirit will no longer be on earth. Those who accept the mark of the beast is doomed forever.

This mark is not a physical mark but it will come in the form of micro chip implant on right hand or forehand. It contains all your bio data - financial details, health status. With it you can be tracked from any part of the world. And you can't trade without it.

Those who collect the mark will experience the full wrath of God himself. read revelations 8.
It is now salvation with your own blood. Be killed and inherits God kingdom, accept the mark and be doomed.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Aug 17, 2016

Jackossky:

Three things I was able to deduce

A staunch PDP member

Football fanatic

Hedonist

A hectic day for going through all your comment....
*headache pops in*

I am not a staunch dpd affiliate like you erroneously depict above.

I am an aficionado of Jonathan because of his modest, adroit and tactful disposition. Even if Jonathan absquatulates from pdp to apc, my affinity will remain resolute. I love vindicating him with tenable averments and making animadversions against the reprehensible administrations of the current govt. Those sophists adopted spurious, execrable and upbraiding gimmicks against Jonathan so they deserved to be oppugned now.

Some of your illations are sooth, while some are beguiling.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Jackossky(m): 9:44pm On Aug 17, 2016

blueto:
I am not a staunch dpd affiliate like you erroneously depict above.

I am an aficionado of Jonathan because of his modest, adroit and tactful disposition. Even if Jonathan absquatulates from pdp to apc, my affinity will remain resolute. I love vindicating him with tenable averments and making animadversions against the reprehensible administrations of the current govt. Those sophists adopted spurious, execrable and upbraiding gimmicks against Jonathan so they deserved to be oppugned now.

Some of your illations are sooth, while some are beguiling.

There is nothing deceptive there,it all reeks of accolades

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 17, 2016

Jackossky:

There is nothing deceptive there,it all reeks of accolades

Ludicrous. First, how did you access all my comments in just a few minutes?

How did your deduce that I am a sybarite by calling me a Hedonist? do you know if I am ascetic or neutral in nature?

Seems your inference and cognitive faculty needs an apace overhauling.

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Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by KPhantom(m): 10:36pm On Aug 17, 2016

blueto:
Ludicrous. First, how did you access all my comments in just a few minutes?

How did your deduce that I am a sybarite by calling me a Hedonist? do you know if I am ascetic or neutral in nature?

Seems your inference and cognitive faculty needs an apace overhauling.

*falls from Zuma rock*

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:53pm On Aug 17, 2016

blueto:
I am not a staunch dpd affiliate like you erroneously depict above.

I am an aficionado of Jonathan because of his modest, adroit and tactful disposition. Even if Jonathan absquatulates from pdp to apc, my affinity will remain resolute. I love vindicating him with tenable averments and making animadversions against the reprehensible administrations of the current govt. Those sophists adopted spurious, execrable and upbraiding gimmicks against Jonathan so they deserved to be oppugned now.

Some of your illations are sooth, while some are beguiling.

But what exactly are you saying

Do you think about your audience before talking at all

Re: 2016/2017 Uniben Admission Thread Guide. by Nobody: 10:58pm On Aug 17, 2016

RobinHez:

Pardon me... But this is the most childish thing I've read on Nairaland!!

To God be the accolade? Lol... God is ~~somewhere~~ everywhere in the universe.. Preparing his 7 angels for their 7 trumpets.... He ain't got no time for some online forum

OK... Bye

now that the aloofness is repealed. Let me make confutations on your assertion.

God is an ubiquitous being, thus, he can be concurrently present in heaven and on earth. so he can render aid to me. And God's word alludes that we should give thanks to him in all situations. So I was just being subservient to him and acknowledging his deference.

The comment may sound ‘childish’ but it is factual. That gargantuan amount of Likes is actually in my possession.

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