Hi guys.. My first post after serving my 4 months ban term.

back to the matter.

On a very cool sunny day, i drove to Akure shopping mall to purchase some materials for my wedding. (i would be wedding my sweetheart come saturday).

I alighted from my SUV, check my Rolex watch, it was already 4pm. I wasted no time further and stormed the mall becuase it's getting late.

As soon as entered the mall, i was greeted with a "beauty"..

I was shopping but all my mind was focused on this bootilicious lady. I rounded up without much ado just to speak to this lady.

I sharpally pay for my materials and went out to wait for this gorgeous figure. I must fucck this poossy i concluded in my mind.

When she finally came out, i made a move.. I went up to her

hello beauty, you look like a goddess, may i offer you a ride?

Who no like better thing? SUV for that matter.

She smiled and said no.. I can walk. My house is not too far.

I knew she was forming posh! I told her its getting dark.. Let me help you.

She finally agreed to enter my SUV.. we were gisting and gisting until we got to sabo in ore. We stopped in the market because i wanted to see my friend there.

I was charging my iphone6 in my car.. I didnt know this lady was a phone thief.. Before i got back to my SUV car, the lady was nowhere to be found. I waited for like 30 minutes for her but she didnt come back.

I got angry and zoomed off. I didnt realise the lady ran away with my iphone6 until i got to my house..

I wanted to make a call, lo and behold, my iphone6 was gone.. As a big boy, i wanted to cry but will my cry bring it back? All my messages, articles and many more valuable goods on my phone were gone.

Warning to my fellow poossy niggars, stop picking strangers.. Thank you.

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Ok

You are lucky she didn't disappear with your SUV

Thank goodness you know you're a püssy nigga.

You deserve what you got.

I have nothing to say..



Ladyf wha ya say

you iphone 6 abeg stop lying

Vanquay16:


Your last thread was on Jun, it's safe to assume that wasn't a 4 month ban and even safer to assume you weren't banned.

So, if you can tell a lie in the first 12 words of this rubbish, it's safe to assume you are a vagabond who's greatest possession in life is a Techno phone.

Stop the cheap attention seeking

Weyrey....kip deceivin urself

Vanquay16:


Your last thread was on Jun, it's safe to assume that wasn't a 4 month ban and even safer to assume you weren't banned.

So, if you can tell a lie in the first 12 words of this rubbish, it's safe to assume you are a vagabond who's greatest possession in life is a Techno phone.

Stop the cheap attention seeking

Lol dem don catch am

bro,practice more on how to be a good writer,I assure you, you will do more than this soon.



#shalom

DJHANDSOME:
sebi you wanted to carry girl with big yarnsh and big boobs...

those wey dey carry no be human being?

some people we just be laing Satan sef we just be opening mouth ....

softtouch2:
You are lucky she didn't disappear with your SUV

the thin taya me bro.. All these thief thief ladies sef

Fabulocity:
Thank goodness you know you're a püssy nigga.

You deserve what you got.

do u have a heart at all? My phone was stolen and u could say is this

Vanquay16:


Your last thread was on Jun, it's safe to assume that wasn't a 4 month ban and even safer to assume you weren't banned.

So, if you can tell a lie in the first 12 words of this rubbish, it's safe to assume you are a vagabond who's greatest possession in life is a Techno phone.

Stop the cheap attention seeking

i was just exagerating.. You should have known better... Besides, i was banned

A picture of your iPhone 6, the lady and your SUV or you're lying.

faruz:
I have nothing to say..



Ladyf wha ya say

hehehe

The thing must have dropped somewhere. Ladies no dey tif

NairalandEFCC1:
you iphone 6 abeg stop lying

poor boy

Sexytemi:
A picture of your iPhone 6, the lady and your SUV or you're lying.

u are asking too much

mizzbouqui:

my sweet@.. Howfa

PoliticalThuG:
my sweet@.. Howfa

you dont know her,stop being a mumu, she opened her account some months back

Akanbibabatunde:
some people we just be laing Satan sef we just be opening mouth ....

i am too big to lie bru

NairalandEFCC1:

you dont know her,stop being a mumu, she opened her account some months back

she is my crush

DESNAT:
bro,practice more on how to be a good writer,I assure you, you will do more than this soon.



#shalom

i am not a writer.. I am just sharing my ugly experience i had with a thief

Forzap:
Weyrey....kip deceivin urself

lol

Berlyn:
sorry and take heart iphone6 na small thing

coming from a 1500 glo bonanza phone user