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Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 9:14pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
I don't know how to explain this my people, but there is this lady I met at a park sometimes ago and somehow we became lovers.. well just a no string attached kinda relationship. the problem here is that when ever we start having sex or about to, something knocks me hard on the head. at first I thought she was the one deliberately doing it, until I discovered she isn't the one. the funny part happened yesterday when she came as usual then as I was about to pull, the knock hit me so hard I couldn't hold myself I wept... is it that this girl is joking with me? what's it I can do to stop this incessant knocking series before am knocked out... ![]() 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by kuchikau: 9:18pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
I hate girls that mensturate. How can blood coming out from your big TOTO wet your pant and skirt. You smell like idiot then thinks you r sophisticated. 5 Likes |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by yomalex(m): 9:18pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
You still get time draw cartoon? Na spiritual knocking |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 9:23pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
If die no they hungry you, better give her chance. |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Alertz3(m): 9:25pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
You don't need to do anything to stop it. Just continue till death come after all something must kill a man 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Pierocash(m): 9:25pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
hehehehe op,clear case of spiritual husband.make use of d next exit point and discharge before u die young.if u r nt spiritual enough u better vamus 2 Likes |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by sinaj(f): 9:26pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
No strings attached nd u fuccking ![]() Guy I hail o! Njoy ur knock frm her spiritual hubby ![]() 11 Likes |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by UndisputedBosom(m): 9:32pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
A sign for you to stop fortin some else's future wife ![]() Thank me larra ![]() |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by mzhorlah(f): 9:33pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Run for ur life bro |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by queenoflafia(f): 9:34pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Bros police station dey hungry u abi ![]() |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Cool23(m): 9:36pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
And u still they bleep no don't stop oo mtchewwwwww |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by delishpot: 9:37pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
This one is funny sha. I will pass on this one. Let the knocks keep raining on his head until he begins to use what is inside it aka brain doctorkush: 3 Likes |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by OluwabuqqyYOLO(m): 9:38pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Ahahahahaha! Oesophagus is a life threatening condition. |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by GoldenJAT(m): 9:43pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
na till u run mad u go get sense....na her spiritual bobo de warn u so! |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 9:50pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Lol.. and you still sleeping with her...probably the knocking turns you on ![]() |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 9:50pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
help, the babe called to say she will be coming around tomorrow again... |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by olagold79: 9:50pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
[img][/img][img][/img][img][/img][img][/img][img][/img][img][/img][img][/img][img][/img][img][/img]You really need an advice, I think you should come back when you are knocked out.
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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by sunkoye: 9:52pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Guy..since u were able to draw cartoon.....don't worry u are fine. Pls contact as soon as cartoon seems to be the last tin on ur mind. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by vivianbelema(f): 9:53pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Spiritual hubby alert |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by olagold79: 9:53pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
.. |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
lolzzz |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by jamalnation(m): 10:07pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
op u must be frm kenya |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by ojun50(m): 10:07pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Bt see has una take dis op serious 1 Like |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by kennethco16(m): 10:10pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
U dy fear...... ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by bitchcrafts: 10:13pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Even a goat will laugh at this one ![]() ![]() |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by antieverything(m): 10:13pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
lwkmd ..la wa |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 10:20pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
jamalnation:no am Nigerian... |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 10:21pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
OluwabuqqyYOLO:what's oesophagus?? |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 10:24pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Hhhh |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 10:26pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
olagold79:bros, are u booking space again?? |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
sinaj:is no string attached that serious ![]() |
Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knocks On My Head by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() my brother there are two things involved.. either ur village people dey after u.. OR u get spirit wife/or maybe she get spirit hubby! in other words --- This na Gobe! NP - Gobe by Davido |
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