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RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 10:54pm On Sep 02, 2016
Enoch Adeboye says in his baptismal classes that they will one day hold a service on the moon! please tell me, of what relevance will this be? And why would every one have to float reading bibles and wear gas masks? mtsww stupid stupid people and illiterates! yet he is a graduate of mathematics!

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofluc1fer: 11:05pm On Sep 02, 2016
A fraud can only birth fraudsters. The Bible is a fraud that benefits fraudsters like Adeboye and Oyedepo.

Adeboye is a serial liar. I think he now trolls his audience for fun.

"Somebody shout hallelujah. I drove from Ibadan to Lagos on empty tank"
Crowd : Amen.
"I stopped snow in Canada"
Crowd : Amen.
"God showed me Nigeria will be great"
Crowd : Amen.

It doesn't matter what Adeboye says now. The old man might be going senile or just be a fantastic liar, but trust there are millions of brainless dolts willing to flood Ibadan express way to hear him speak. It's an amazing power to have, one that real men who provide tangible products will envy.

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 11:16pm On Sep 02, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
A fraud can only birth fraudsters. The Bible is a fraud that benefits fraudsters like Adeboye and Oyedepo.

Adeboye is a serial liar. I think he now trolls his audience for fun.

"Somebody shout hallelujah. I drove from Ibadan to Lagos on empty tank"
Crowd : Amen.
"I stopped snow in Canada"
Crowd : Amen.
"God showed me Nigeria will be great"
Crowd : Amen.

It doesn't matter what Adeboye says now. The old man might be mad or just a great liar, but trust there are millions of brainless dolts willing to flood Ibadan express way to hear him speak. It's an amazing power to have, one that real men who provide tangible products will envy.


They don't even know what the bible says or the essence of it. . .but why the Son of lucifer
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofluc1fer: 11:17pm On Sep 02, 2016
Notruthatall:



They don't even know what the bible says or the essence of it. . .but why the Son of lucifer
Why not? You prefer sonofChrist? I'm not one. I can not worship a God killed by 3 nails.

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by buffalowings: 11:25pm On Sep 02, 2016
You will see on his Facebook page, a car listed at 30million and him telling countless numbers of jobless Nigerians to type amen that the car will be theirs b4 the end of the year.

Get the Bleep back to reality.

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by ever811(m): 11:35pm On Sep 02, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
A fraud can only birth fraudsters. The Bible is a fraud that benefits fraudsters like Adeboye and Oyedepo.

Adeboye is a serial liar. I think he now trolls his audience for fun.

"Somebody shout hallelujah. I drove from Ibadan to Lagos on empty tank"
Crowd : Amen.
"I stopped snow in Canada"
Crowd : Amen.
"God showed me Nigeria will be great"
Crowd : Amen.

It doesn't matter what Adeboye says now. The old man might be mad or just a great liar, but trust there are millions of brainless dolts willing to flood Ibadan express way to hear him speak. It's an amazing power to have, one that real men who provide tangible products will envy.
this is how you criticize the bible when you are a product of an explosion.. but people who were a product of an intelligent being speaks with wisdom..I do not conquer to the way this people are going about there church activities,but that does not refute the reality of the bible
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofluc1fer: 11:41pm On Sep 02, 2016
ever811:
this is how you criticize the bible when you are a product of an explosion.
We are both products of explosion. Your dad exploded in your mom and here you are. Stop denying your beginning. Even the Holy Spirit exploded into a virgin to give birth to Jesus, who is Himself.

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 11:44pm On Sep 02, 2016
ever811:
this is how you criticize the bible when you are a product of an explosion.. but people who were a product of an intelligent being speaks with wisdom..I do not conquer to the way this people are going about there church activities,but that does not refute the reality of the bible

Look, You are not even addressing the topic here. . .why will the fundamental belief, at least one of the fundamental beliefs of RCCG be that they will hold a service on the moon? Of what relevance is that? and how will they stand? or sit? And everyone will have to dress like an astronaut and wear gas masks! of what relevance is that?
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by ever811(m): 11:46pm On Sep 02, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

We are both products of explosion. Your dad exploded in your mom and here you are. Stop denying your beginning. Even the Holy Spirit exploded into a virgin to give birth to Jesus, who is Himself.
but my great grandfather is not a son of a"big bang" like yours..biko
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Vince77(m): 11:47pm On Sep 02, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

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long time no see..... hows ur web dev coming?
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Greatzeus(m): 11:50pm On Sep 02, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
A fraud can only birth fraudsters. The Bible is a fraud that benefits fraudsters like Adeboye and Oyedepo.

Adeboye is a serial liar. I think he now trolls his audience for fun.

"Somebody shout hallelujah. I drove from Ibadan to Lagos on empty tank"
Crowd : Amen.
"I stopped snow in Canada"
Crowd : Amen.
"God showed me Nigeria will be great"
Crowd : Amen.

It doesn't matter what Adeboye says now. The old man might be going senile or just be a fantastic liar, but trust there are millions of brainless dolts willing to flood Ibadan express way to hear him speak. It's an amazing power to have, one that real men who provide tangible products will envy.
OK,one day we will all see who is right,Bible or You.
Note: I did not buy the moon speech and I know men who are suppose to lift up the light of the gospel,seems to bring it down,but you condemning the Bible undecided continue

Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofluc1fer: 11:58pm On Sep 02, 2016
Vince77:


long time no see..... hows ur web dev coming?
Going well so far. Thanks for asking.

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofluc1fer: 11:59pm On Sep 02, 2016
Greatzeus:

OK,one day we will all see who is right,Bible or You.
Note: I did not buy the moon speech and I know men who are suppose to lift up the light of the gospel,seems to bring it down,but you condemning the Bible undecided continue
The Bible is just a book. Free your mind and experience reality for what it is. It is an amazing experience.

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by otemanuduno: 5:24am On Sep 03, 2016
sonofluc1fer:
A fraud can only birth fraudsters. The Bible is a fraud that benefits fraudsters like Adeboye and Oyedepo.

Adeboye is a serial liar. I think he now trolls his audience for fun.

"Somebody shout hallelujah. I drove from Ibadan to Lagos on empty tank"
Crowd : Amen.
"I stopped snow in Canada"
Crowd : Amen.
"God showed me Nigeria will be great"
Crowd : Amen.

It doesn't matter what Adeboye says now. The old man might be going senile or just be a fantastic liar, but trust there are millions of brainless dolts willing to flood Ibadan express way to hear him speak. It's an amazing power to have, one that real men who provide tangible products will envy.
You have said it all. ALL PASTORS ARE FAKE BECAUSE JESUS IS FAKE.
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 6:16am On Sep 03, 2016
Greatzeus:

OK,one day we will all see who is right,Bible or You.
Note: I did not buy the moon speech and I know men who are suppose to lift up the light of the gospel,seems to bring it down,but you condemning the Bible undecided continue
please the picture below the quote is a variation of Pascal's wager. What is eternity really, the human mind cannot contemplate eternity, so eternal torture?
Besides even if the Christians are right (which they're not as history has proven with every major religion)

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Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofthunder: 5:33am On Sep 16, 2016
Notruthatall:
Enoch Adeboye says in his baptismal classes that they will one day hold a service on the moon! please tell me, of what relevance will this be? And why would every one have to float reading bibles and wear gas masks? mtsww stupid stupid people and illiterates! yet he is a graduate of mathematics!
source?
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 6:42am On Sep 16, 2016
sonofthunder:

source?


Silly. I've been to their baptismal class. do you think I heard it from an arbitrary source? I even attended the baptismal class in three different Parishes because I had to move at different times. Are you now doubting me? or you have joined them?
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 6:46am On Sep 16, 2016
otemanuduno:
You have said it all. ALL PASTORS ARE FAKE BECAUSE JESUS IS FAKE.

I never said Jesus is fake! "I said Pastor Adeboye said . . ."being with God is a delicate responsibility. . .and think about these last days . . .there were accredited schools of the prophets held by the likes of Elishah in their days, but these times, a lot of people want to be prophets because they've had a little training which is not sufficient for this age! People can derail at any time and say things that aren't from God!
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 6:52am On Sep 16, 2016
sonofthunder:

source?
Adeboye said they will one day have a service on the moon. I am saying everyone will have to wear gasmasks and carry at least 25 oxygen tanks to feel safe from any unforseen circumstances that might occur and so the point I am making is that it will be absolutely irrelevant and unnecessary, because even if the earth were in total peril, surviving on the moon will be just a few weeks if they have that much resources!
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Kay17: 7:06am On Sep 16, 2016
Notruthatall:
Adeboye said they will one day have a service on the moon. I am saying everyone will have to wear gasmasks and carry at least 25 oxygen tanks to feel safe from any unforseen circumstances that might occur and so the point I am making is that it will be absolutely irrelevant and unnecessary, because even if the earth were in total peril, surviving on the moon will be just a few weeks if they have that much resources!

Ye of little faith
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by dorox(m): 7:30am On Sep 16, 2016
Notruthatall:
Adeboye said they will one day have a service on the moon. I am saying everyone will have to wear gasmasks and carry at least 25 oxygen tanks to feel safe from any unforseen circumstances that might occur and so the point I am making is that it will be absolutely irrelevant and unnecessary, because even if the earth were in total peril, surviving on the moon will be just a few weeks if they have that much resources!

If Daddy G.O Adeboye can drive a car without petrol, what makes you think he cannot survive the vacuum of space without oxygen mask?
Ye man of little faith, why do you doubt The Man who stopped snow in Canada? Be careful grin grin grin
Jokes apart, I detest the pastor for his role in further impoverishing millions of struggling Nigerians looking for a way out of their present hardship with his lies of tithing.
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 7:31am On Sep 16, 2016
Kay17:


Ye of little faith

Rubbish! I have had faith, ok, the moon is not suddenly going to generate an atmosphere as no volcanic processes go on there, and even if they were to start suddenly, it will take a lot of time before it becomes habitable.you have no empirical data. . .as some one like you still thinksthe earth was created in solar days and that the sun stood still. Your ignorance is profound as far back as 7000BC
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 8:21am On Sep 16, 2016
Lennycool:

please the picture below the quote is a variation of Pascal's wager. What is eternity really, the human mind cannot contemplate eternity, so eternal torture?
Besides even if the Christians are right (which they're not as history has proven with every major religion)
Top post.
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofthunder: 9:25am On Sep 16, 2016
Notruthatall:
Adeboye said they will one day have a service on the moon. I am saying everyone will have to wear gasmasks and carry at least 25 oxygen tanks to feel safe from any unforseen circumstances that might occur and so the point I am making is that it will be absolutely irrelevant and unnecessary, because even if the earth were in total peril, surviving on the moon will be just a few weeks if they have that much resources!
I agree, but where is the source of this your news/information?
is that the only thing he said?
what lead him to make said statement?
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 9:45am On Sep 16, 2016
sonofthunder:

I agree, but where is the source of this your news/information?
is that the only thing he said?
what lead him to make said statement?

sonofthunder:

source?


Silly. I've been to their baptismal class. do you think I heard it from an arbitrary source? I even attended the baptismal class in three different Parishes because I had to move at different times. Are you now doubting me? or you have joined them?


Luckily, I never joined them. . .because I never completed the class. . .now a few years after, studying science, I remember the conditions for survival on the moon.

Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Ken4Christ: 12:17pm On Sep 16, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

Why not? You prefer sonofChrist? I'm not one. I can not worship a God killed by 3 nails.

Then, which god do you worship? The one that encourages people to kill innocent souls? Or the one that cannot see or talk? Is it the one that has no life and will die one day?

Jesus died on the cross for you. That is love in action. He paid the dept you could not pay. He is the only one that conquered death. His grave is empty. You will one day die and your body will rot in the grave.

By the time you see yourself in hell, you will curse the day your mother gave birth to you.

Are you even aware that without Jesus you don't have a birthday? Your birthday is with reference to the one you despise. History revolves around him. It is either BY or AD. So think before you talk.

You will not escape Jesus. You either receive him as your Lord or meet him as your Judge.
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Ken4Christ: 12:20pm On Sep 16, 2016
Notruthatall:
Enoch Adeboye says in his baptismal classes that they will one day hold a service on the moon! please tell me, of what relevance will this be? And why would every one have to float reading bibles and wear gas masks? mtsww stupid stupid people and illiterates! yet he is a graduate of mathematics!

Won't you love the experience of going to the moon? I sure do if I have the opportunity. So, please leave Adeboye. You are just envious. Maybe recession is hitting you hard. As the saying goes, a hungry man is an angry man.
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofthunder: 12:29pm On Sep 16, 2016
Notruthatall:


sonofthunder:

source?


Silly. I've been to their baptismal class. do you think I heard it from an arbitrary source? I even attended the baptismal class in three different Parishes because I had to move at different times. Are you now doubting me? or you have joined them?


Luckily, I never joined them. . .because I never completed the class. . .now a few years after, studying science, I remember the conditions for survival on the moon.


its all vague... all you put up there
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 12:45pm On Sep 16, 2016
sonofthunder:

its all vague... all you put up there

You must be an RCCG member. . .
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by Nobody: 12:48pm On Sep 16, 2016
Ken4Christ:


Won't you love the experience of going to the moon? I sure do if I have the opportunity. So, please leave Adeboye. You are just envious. Maybe recession is hitting you hard. As the saying goes, a hungry man is an angry man.

I'm not Jealous. . .and...Recession cannot hit me hard grin. . .I
Re: RCCG And Stupid Prophecies! by sonofluc1fer: 1:05pm On Sep 16, 2016
Ken4Christ:

Then, which god do you worship?
Yours truly. I worship myself. I am.

Ken4Christ:

The one that encourages people to kill innocent souls?
No, I don't worship Yahweh. The Old Testament is a record of genocide and slaughter against those who didn't worship or believe in your silly God.

Ken4Christ:

Or the one that cannot see or talk? Is it the one that has no life and will die one day?
This is what happens to an African man who sucks from the bosom of Abraham - his brain turns to moinmoin. Your God was killed by 3 nails. A mere carpenter killed by his people, why should I honor such weakness?

Ken4Christ:

Jesus died on the cross for you.
Brother, Jesus died for his sins. Nobody send am message. 30 year s old man wey dey waka upandan for village like imb3cile, come carry 12 men join for body.. in get luck say Bethlehem no be Warri. D guy man just dey spoil society, dey insult people anyhow, come talk say Im be God. Omo, see blasphemy. Na im Israelites dem carry am do sacrifice for on top mount Golgotha... And you say he died for me? Omo, I don grow biabia o..

Ken4Christ:

That is love in action. He paid the dept you could not pay. He is the only one that conquered death. His grave is empty. You will one day die and your body will rot in the grave.
Better to be dead than be a zombie walking around the streets with holes in my hand. I didn't owe anyone, neither did anyone seek my consent before climbing cross like mumu. I wonder why he rolled the stone to get out of the tomb, yet walked through the walls to meet Thomas. What's the difference between Bible and Comic? You believe one was written by God, therefore it must be true. If the Bible spoke about Spider Man, you'd also believe in Him.

Ken4Christ:

By the time you see yourself in hell, you will curse the day your mother gave birth to you.
Heaven is for twats and dicks such as yourself. Wouldnt mind missing out on that party. We'll all be dead anyways.


Are you even aware that without Jesus you don't have a birthday? Your birthday is with reference to the one you despise. History revolves around him. It is either BY or AD. So think before you talk.

It is sad to see one display such ignorance in a time where knowledge is just a data pack away. You use the Gregorian Calendar because the Europeans conquered your ancestors amd taught you their ways.. They wiped your history such that you have completely forgotten yourself and who/what you are. The Bible wasn't written for you, by you or to you. You were not in the city of Romans, Hebrews, Corinthians to whom Paul wrote His letters. You had a freaking birthday before you became a slave.

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