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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by iheanyi40(m): 12:08am On Sep 16, 2016
Lana1:
Seeing as no one wants to help ur struggle this night, and seeing as am a nice guy, let me at least dash u one mention so tonight wont be a total waste
lmao, dis cracked me up
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AdisaOwala: 12:37am On Sep 16, 2016
SailorXY:
thank you very much Mr. Moderator
I am not exactly certain why AdisaOwala has resorted to a meal of maggots. I know time are hard & hunger can lead to brain damage, however, I'd suggest AdisaOwala takes two spoon full of a lunatic's catarrh morning & night, & a plate of a herbalist pubic hair 3 times weekly.
The bond between the vulture & delicious filth is simply unbreakable embarassed

Another epic fail at humour by the deluded, cùm slurping douchebag!!

Mr Piss-Piss, we are aware of your fascination with Urine, faeces & anything that stinks to high heavens (as substantiated by the Sewage waste that continually seeps out of that còck sucking cessepit beneath your nostrils all in the name of punditry) but you really don't have to push your limits....

Your coprophilic tendencies are disgusting to say the least & we could do with a breather!

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nobody: 12:54am On Sep 16, 2016
These people should stop littering the thread with stupid_ words that don't even go together.




What the fvck do Swine and Vultures have to do with this thread?

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SailorXY: 1:54am On Sep 16, 2016
AdisaOwala:

"piss piss" with more incoherent jargons - obvious effects of generational curses in his family tree. cheesy
generational curses wasn't the problem for your family tree, being belched forth by an animal so ugly was even a blessing for your lineage. Things can't get more worse if you don't protest for an increase of rations cheesy

You would forever regret the decison to stand behind the queue when your maker was apportioning common sense as your obvious lack of wit and tact would continue to torment you even till the afterlife.
for fücks sake I was deemed good enough to stand on the queue for common sense. You were last on the queue for animal waste. Well the good news is there's no afterlife for vultures perhaps the misfortune of existing ends here or you. I guess your family can take solace in the fact that there are more earthworms than humans. How cool is the canals of Lagos this evening madam?

we are aware of your kerosene/Gutter upbringing - you dont have to stick it into our faces at the slightest opportunity...
an upbringing associated with man, you lethargic beast. No matter how low, you still envy humans!

You are so brainless and moronic you actually think everybody was brought up in penury and squalor like you were?
so much to munch around you eh, rich vulture grin

lmao - the least improverished person in your lineage would gladly lap-up the remains from my dog's feeding bowl if he gets the chance, you poverty stricken, local village hunter!
I can tell you exactly how many acres of land the dustbin dumps in Lagos cover. Good bush where I wan see money buy that kind size of land na? village hunter like me

After reading a few of your dumb posts you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion....you never shoulda been birthed in the 1st place and you might want to consider the option of castration - The thought of you passing on your toxic genes of lunacy (coupled with the chromosomes of rank stupidity permanently encoded in your DNA) to an innocent child makes me cringe!
nice try, unfortunately you didn't give credit to the original. I'm not sure how you can be bold enough to add stealing to your vast repertoire of unclean trait. I won't blame you tho, there are things overlooked for the less privileged & there are things specially preserved for your kind of creature.

Mr 'Piss Piss" - if ugliness were to be bricks, you would definitely be the great wall of China!
cursed be the day you swam so fast & arrived first. I simply cannot comprehend how anything you arrived before would have turn out. This should actually be a testimony passed down all through you lineage!

A Bestial,sheep-fùcking sodomite like yourself can never have a problem with it cos you have nothing to lose- you have been condemmed to an everlasting life of permanent cognitive deterioration as evidenced by your gormless, verboose, trivial, psychotic, obsessive, half witted, simple minded, dotish, bird-brained personality. In a country filled with idiots, you would defintely be the life president after winning the elections via a landslide victory!!
was this what you spent the night searching the web for? I was waiting to see this maladroit? This is actually not fair on your existence, I'd have the petition Sai Baba.

If you had any iota of shame left in you, you would deactivate this account, jump off a high-rise and die with immediate effect!
well there is a thing called big boys fante, is this it? how's your other handles assisting you massage your ego so far. This immature bald carnivore from a loafing lineage, with a thousand fallen angels kissing your nigrified pox-manufacturing reverse ass you call face.



You have everything to hide because life hasnt been fair to you from the start - it has always been series upon series of bad luck, dissapointments, broken promises and failed ambitions... hence your decision to vent your frustrations on a faceless forum.
& who's surprised you understand nothing about life? perhaps God can have mercy on you & allow you exist in human's world for some minutes. You must be thinking your existence is the worst but you can take solace in knowledge that you live a better life than those things you ingest.

The Miserable, timid Part-time security guard even had the effontery to form brave on the pages of a faceless forum grin
security guards are brave. @ least they put their lives on the line.
Care to give us idea of your line work other than collecting owo-foundation from Iya Sikiras the liquor sellers in canal corners?

May God continue to punish you for even associating yourself with the military in the 1st place, you pauperized and Worthless imp
haha I wouldn't call it punishment, there are far more worse evil that could befall a creature on earth. It ain't my fault you didn't pop out human ei?

So much effort at copying. I know the brain power in Vulis are not so proper, much less one with partial paralysis belched forth. Don't be so hard on yourself Vuli, it's just another @ the office.

Cheers

* & it dashes out to the web to scavenge*

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SailorXY: 2:08am On Sep 16, 2016
eph12:

We have wasted enough time already. At this rate Sir may have to come out of retirement
there is no quick fix obviously. As long as things are on the up progressively then there is no reason to panic. It should only take failure like not getting into top positions towards the end of this season for the board to react.
Jose is not the man that will fail in the short term, that much is clear so he's going to get plenty of time.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AdisaOwala: 3:04am On Sep 16, 2016
SailorXY:
generational curses wasn't the problem for your family tree, being belched forth by an animal so ugly was even a blessing for your lineage.

Generational curses as a result of homosexuality, Lesbiansm, excessive inbreeding, Bigamy, Age long practice of Witchcraft & Voodoo....etcetera - I am pretty certain that nothing good can come from that doomed Clan of yours....

The earlier you accept your fate, the better for you!!

SailorXY:

for fücks sake I was deemed good enough to stand on the queue for common sense. You were last on the queue for animal waste. Well the good news is there's no afterlife for vultures, I guess your family can take solace in the fact that there are earthworms than humans. How cool is the canals of Lagos this evening madam?

In your accursed lineage of laboratory retárds, legend has it that you were actually 1st on the line of your 100,000 unfortunate family members ....only for you to trade your place on the queue for a handful of kolanuts - an action that sealed your fate as that eternally dumb, unrepentant Morron..

SailorXY:

an upbringing associated with man, you lethargic beast. No matter how low, you still envy humans!

Whatever semblance you bear with human beings is merely coincidental - your ridiculously low IQ is a testament to the fact that Scientists are still working round the clock to unravel the species you belong to.

Don't get ahead of yourself just yet... grin

SailorXY:

I can tell you exactly how many acres of land the dustbin dumps in Lagos cover.

Another evidence of your coprophilic tendencies & affinity with refuse waste... grin

For the umpeeth time, you do not have to rub it in our faces - your putrid body odour is doing enough in that regard!

SailorXY:

Good bush where I wan see money buy that kind size of land na? village hunter like me

You can never see it noni - you have been sentenced to a life of abject poverty and hardship, you unfortunate product of a failed marriage.

How many times will I remind you of this obvious fact?


SailorXY:

cursed be the day you swam so fast & arrived first. I simply cannot comprehend how anything you arrived before would have turn out. This should actually be a testimony passed down all through you lineage!

Your pitiable existence is a sore reminder that your family tree shoulda been exterminated!!

It isn't your fault though - if that petty thieving great great grandfather of yours was stonned to death for stealing a few tubers of yam (amongst other shameful crimes), he wouldnt have had the liberty to pass on his accursed genes to a pathetic grandchild who had even chosen to be irresponsible from day one..

SailorXY:


well there is a thing called big boys fante, is this it? how's your other handles assisting you massage your ego so far. This carnivore from a loafing lineage, with a thousand fallen angels kissing your nigrified pox-manufacturing reverse ass you call face.

The insecure, attention seeking man-lover is obviously pissed at something grin

Instead of whyning like a fat bìtch in her oesterous period, come up with intelligible puns, you shallow minded rùnt!!

And yeah... i'm a carnivore - an apex predator genetically engineered to devour shallow-minded pederasts like yourself.... limb to limb!

SailorXY:

was this what you spent the night searching the web for ? I was waiting to see this maladroit? This is actually not fair on your existence, I'd have the petition Sai Baba.

& who's surprised you understand nothing about life? perhaps God can have mercy on you & allow you exist in human's world for some minutes. You must be thinking your existence is the worst but you can take solace in knowledge that you live a better life than those things you ingest.

Sai Baba? fallen angels?

What is this megedefegede you are chatting again? Must you mumble meaningless words and conjure up uncoordinated sentences all in the name of clapping back?

you must be high on your epileptic father's phlegm to think that you are making any sense with that pile of Dung you posted up there...

SailorXY:

security guards are brave. @ least they put their lives on the line.
Care to give us idea of your line work other than collecting owo-foundation from Iya Sikiras the liquor sellers in canal corners?

Mr Piss-Piss, what shall it profit a hungry, wretched Vigilante recruit (on probation) to pose as a soldier on the pages of a faceless forum??

This is one of the reasons why you may (and probably will not ) make it in life - there are well-meaning Nigerians here who could be willing to help your ministry but ofcourse, your unnecessary bravado and Chest-Puffing is a huge turn off.... too bad you are too daft to realise this obvious fact!!

SailorXY:

haha I wouldn't call it punishment, there are far more worse evil that could befall a creature on earth. It ain't my fault you didn't pop out human ei?

Spare us the redundant and boring lines oga - your written are as stale as the stench emanating from the undies of that unfortunate lunatic you parade as your mother!

*Covers Nose in utter disbelief * sad

SailorXY:

So much effort at copying. I know the brain power in Vulis are not so proper, much less one with partial paralysis belched forth. Don't be so hard on yourself Vuli, it's just another @ the office.

Cheers

Lmao - the accursed faggòt even went to scour the internet for the source of a jibe that's older than that blind witch you have as a grandmother.. grin grin

You could as well paste Wikipedia links to every sentence on here, you shameless "Never-do-well"!!

Like I said earlier, you must really be a sad, frustrated, emotionally unstable cheapfuck - your desperate attempts to score cheap, brownie points are laughable, trust me...

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 4:53am On Sep 16, 2016
una wan start again.....another match day don pass na insulting each other be the next agenda. Sometimes i wonder how old people really are here. Silence is always the best response to a fool, always the best form of maturity.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:32am On Sep 16, 2016
Np Marilyn Manson- Fight Song...

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 5:54am On Sep 16, 2016
dmcdad:

Sebod don beg me on your behalf, hence, I no go mock you and your club again. But make no mistake bruv! Like homesteady, I take no prisoners.cheesy
cheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 6:03am On Sep 16, 2016
The annoying thing about these two guys is that they are taking a lot of space to practice their word play. Damn annoying
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 6:06am On Sep 16, 2016
grin


Adisa wins...............sailor ndo......



Man u god forbid!!!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Keky(m): 7:02am On Sep 16, 2016
LoRdCaT:
You must be feeling really worthless now that every one ignored you. Well let me help you ease the pain by quoting you, i know it doesn't help your dead and buried self-esteem though.

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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:21am On Sep 16, 2016
undecided

I wouldn't have logged in so quick this early morning...... Chai!

T-G-I-F!!!!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 7:27am On Sep 16, 2016
This present beef is immature really.

We've seen people mentioning elampiro when Rooney fails(very repeatedly), but he doesn't go about attacking the posters with vile words.

If you can't take a banter you ignore!

Come on!

For the first time, I'm not enjoying an e-fight! grin


Nihilist calm down. You too like fight. cheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Elxandre(m): 7:30am On Sep 16, 2016
When I remember Mou won the champions league with Inter and Porto, and won the league against the breathtaking Barca team, I get more patient. cheesy
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:33am On Sep 16, 2016
FIFA 17 Manchester United Squad Rankings

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:34am On Sep 16, 2016
More.....

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:37am On Sep 16, 2016
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:37am On Sep 16, 2016
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:40am On Sep 16, 2016
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Oasis007(m): 7:41am On Sep 16, 2016
Finally

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AdisaOwala: 7:47am On Sep 16, 2016
Elxandre:
This present beef is immature really.

We've seen people mentioning elampiro when Rooney fails(very repeatedly), but he doesn't go about attacking the posters with vile words.

If you can't take a banter you ignore!


Once in a while, i personally take subliminals at Elampiro untop the Paulihno ish but heck, you won't see me pushing my luck to the extent of mentioning Elampiro on another thread after he had ignored me severally on here - any bìtch with such a petty behaviour should be ready for any reaction whatsoever.

The obsessed ìdiot kept spamming my mentions (even when i Openly castigated the Uruguayan on that same thread) in a manner that suggested that he was still bitter about his inability to put forward an intelligent arguement during a debate i had even forgotten about..

Funny thing is that we never really even had a Cavani Vs Ibra argument like the shameless liar claimed, neither did I ever say that we should pay £80m for the PSG man

Below is an excerpt from the convo that took place as at that time...

dademola:

As for the C.F. role, I woulda looked to sign one of

Aubameyang

Jamie Vardy

Harry Kane (if Daniel Levy no go do anyhow cheesy)

Edison Cavani (yes, the same Edison Cavani wey you hate die grin)

SailorXY:

Kane is out of it {except you have world record fee}
Auba is out of it {Dortmund won't lose two important men to you in same window}
Vardy? your choice no wahala but questions have already been raised by critics as to why prime age players have not been moving to big clubs in England lately
are you saying you'd rather drop some cool cash for Cavani ahead of a free Ibra? hmmm

overall your acquisitions are still similar to Jose's, so we should rather cut him some slack.

Heck, Cavani was even the last on the list....yet the tomfoool kept mentioning me upandan at the slightest opportunity...

Like I have been saying, if he too vex untop the inclusion, he can swallow cyanide and die for all I care!

That relevance wey your padi dey find, I go help am out...
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:26am On Sep 16, 2016
You two niggas must be phucking crazy!!!...how dare you litter this abode with incessant garbage? ... angry


Stop it already and prove you are matured folks na!!!.. (see as una dey waste ammunition wey we suppose use against "you know who" na).
grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 8:37am On Sep 16, 2016
2 L in 2 games.... No biggie!!! grin
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by MaziOmenuko: 8:40am On Sep 16, 2016
Nah, I ain't gonna gloat about piss-pogba, I swear I won't say I told you.

As long as he gets a cozzy new haircut this weekend, we will be even.

At least it's getting clearer why Tiwa complained her husband gets 2 haircuts per week.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chelseafan1: 8:55am On Sep 16, 2016
Lana1:
I no dey bet so why u dey disturb me??

Oga, read Cslebsky post, u dey yarn anoda tin.

Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Chelseafan1: 9:24am On Sep 16, 2016
LoRdCaT:
I don't know why this cracks me up. grin

Lmao....the guy think say e easy to dribble for EPL, funny enuf, I have never watched this Pogba play since he came to Man Utd, I must watch their game against Watford, I kon dey pity the boy.
Mourinho for just leave am for Juve make e dey shine for there.


This one myt turn out to be anoda Di Maria kinda signing.
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Funlordjnr: 9:29am On Sep 16, 2016
Oasis007:
FIFA 17 Manchester United Squad Rankings




Rooney should be 80 and phil jones 75! Rashford should at least have gotten to 79! What the hell is up with depays own being in the 80's? So many poor calls......



That's why I _fucks with pro evolution, they tend to be more legit with their player attributes!
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SIRcumalot: 9:53am On Sep 16, 2016
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SIRcumalot: 9:53am On Sep 16, 2016
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by SIRcumalot: 9:53am On Sep 16, 2016
how Schneiderlin play yesterday? was he good enough to be in contention for a starting spot against watford?
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 9:55am On Sep 16, 2016

Na wetin I dey see so. E be like say some people when dey read a book, novel etc , dem go save insulting words, curse words, phrases, sentence for the day online fight go start for here.

When we dey discuss football jeje, some people dey keep big big vocabulary. Anyone wey find their trouble, dem shoot dem down gbozagboza.

People wey dey 'like' their posts, make una stop oo. Una dey put fire. These two guys na our friends for here. I no know how e take escalate like this.


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