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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 6:14pm On Sep 09, 2016 |
kunlesehan: Am gonna change ma appearance an run,I'll rather DYE than marry her ![]() |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 9:37pm On Sep 12, 2016 |
Ah Finally! Barka de Sallah Since morning nah my fellow brethren dem I dey FISH out. Na now I just MEAT some beta Alhajis. alhaRAMdulilah lol |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:20pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
If faith evans had twins it wld have been 2 pac's #sept13 #G.O.A.T #InMemoryOfMakaveli |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 1:31pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
To all the muslim Barcelona fc fans in the house... BARCA de sallah to y'all! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 3:44pm On Sep 13, 2016 |
dont throw stones if you live in a glass house or else your loss is just a stonethrow away... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:17am On Sep 14, 2016 |
illicit: Throw stones ke? Make dem use the stones build beta house jare. I don SEE RIGHT THROUGH dis ur pun, e CRACK me up and i gbadun am. Na beta GLASSIC. Make I kuku use dis WINDOW of opportunity troway some puns here. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:23am On Sep 14, 2016 |
Na foolish man dey dash him wife GRAND
PIANO, but wise man sabi say nah UPRIGHT ORGAN him wife need. Hahaha 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:29am On Sep 14, 2016 |
Sisi wey too tey untop bedspring, na offspring she go get o |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:40am On Sep 14, 2016 |
E good as Johnny MEET Yemi for PARK but e for beta make Johnny PARK MEAT for Yemi |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 12:57am On Sep 14, 2016 |
If u use leg run pass danfo bus u must to get TYRED, but if danfo come overtake u, u don dey EXHAUSTED be dat bro. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 9:26am On Sep 14, 2016 |
blackmamba1st:Windows open, may God expand ur Vista 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 1:06pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
This PUN trend is hilarious I see many nice PORN use FORK at all times when you HEAT with your DATE or MATE |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 2:19pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
MrBnana: na so my broda. these days sef if u no take woman OUT, she no go take you IN. FAST food dey SPEED up romance sha. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 4:23pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
Fashola the TRIminister.
Dis baba get the POWER to make HOUSING, WORK ?
e be like so. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 4:32pm On Sep 14, 2016 |
illicit:Amen! Yes o! Make we UPGRADE and end WINDOW shopping and go DO-BUY. I-luv-my-VISA baby! Illicit u dey flow pass illbliss sef. Ur mouthed 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:59pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
I love beaches, especially hot ones, I can ride on them all day...but I love real women more |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by vinee09(m): 4:57pm On Sep 15, 2016 |
A life without christ is a life with crisis 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:24am On Sep 16, 2016 |
Laziness is for losers, I won't stop working hard till I release what is in me...I'm cummin for sucksex 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 10:48am On Sep 16, 2016 |
This morning I ROSE to kiss my girlfriend LILY with TU-LIPS, instead I knocker over her favourite VASE on the nightstand that had an ORCHID, now the flower can't BLOSSOM again. ![]() In other news, I heard 12yr old Grace Vanderwaal won 2016 America's Got Talent, I must say, either she has a strong bond with God or the force is with her. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gcoin23: 12:34pm On Sep 16, 2016 |
Evangelio: remix Sam was barred from being called to bar because he works at that old bar braced with rusty bars..... |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by frenzydilz(m): 12:43pm On Sep 19, 2016 |
Rooney has started to WAYNE 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fabulousb36(f): 11:11am On Sep 21, 2016 |
They got married becoz they liked the wHOLE THING. He liked d HOLE, she liked d THING 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Fabulousb36(f): 11:30am On Sep 21, 2016 |
Four brothers Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody came back from school and found d house messy, Everybody knew dat somebody should clean d hauz, Anybody cud have done it but Nobody did it. When their mother came back Everybody claimed he cleaned the house Somebody shud have said d truth but y wud Anybody bother since Everybody got rewarded and Nobody was punished. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 3:40pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
dis one no be FABU o, na de wHOLE truth and nuTHING BUTT de truth Fabulousb36: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 3:54pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
na so. dass why "7 DAYS without Christ makes 1 WEAK" vinee09: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 8:02pm On Sep 21, 2016 |
Told my babe Amy that I am in the USA, she com tink sey na washing thing, Mi-ami babe knows I miss her but she has no idea I miss Balti-more 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 7:42am On Sep 22, 2016 |
You won't Reap Cassava If you plant AKON
u grab? |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 11:45am On Sep 22, 2016 |
I GARRIt
. bimofalad: |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmamba1st: 11:46am On Sep 22, 2016 |
E go dey HILARYous if dis mama TRUMPle oga Donald with CLINsheet o 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:32pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same ![]() |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evangelio(m): 7:44am On Sep 23, 2016 |
gcoin23: #nice |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 11:13am On Sep 23, 2016 |
novakane:the thread started to unravel when you guys Left, now we count seam to get it Right 1 Like |
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