kunlesehan:

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Lol ... abbas99 u no go kill person.
what do u mean by "I only put d TIP"?
When u know that the PEN IS shoulderless.
Well the "TIP" of ur PEN has left a large BLOT on her landscape.
Lol

Am gonna change ma appearance an run,I'll rather DYE than marry her

Ah Finally!
Barka de Sallah
Since morning nah my fellow brethren dem I dey FISH out. Na now I just MEAT some beta Alhajis.
alhaRAMdulilah
lol

If faith evans had twins it wld have been 2 pac's #sept13 #G.O.A.T #InMemoryOfMakaveli

To all the muslim Barcelona fc fans in the house... BARCA de sallah to y'all!

dont throw stones if you live in a glass house or else your loss is just a stonethrow away...

illicit:
dont throw stones if you live in a glass house or else your loss is just a stonethrow away...

Throw stones ke?
Make dem use the stones build beta house jare.
I don SEE RIGHT THROUGH dis ur pun, e CRACK me up and i gbadun am. Na beta GLASSIC.
Make I kuku use dis WINDOW of opportunity troway some puns here.

Na foolish man dey dash him wife GRAND PIANO, but wise man sabi say nah UPRIGHT ORGAN him wife need.
Hahaha

Sisi wey too tey untop bedspring, na offspring she go get o

E good as Johnny MEET Yemi for PARK but e for beta make Johnny PARK MEAT for Yemi

If u use leg run pass danfo bus u must to get TYRED, but if danfo come overtake u, u don dey EXHAUSTED be dat bro.

blackmamba1st:




Throw stones ke?
Make dem use the stones build beta house jare.
I don SEE RIGHT THROUGH dis ur pun, e CRACK me up and i gbadun am. Na beta GLASSIC.
Make I kuku use dis WINDOW of opportunity
troway some puns here.

Windows open, may God expand ur Vista

This PUN trend is hilarious I see many nice PORN
use FORK at all times when you HEAT with your DATE or MATE

MrBnana:
This PUN trend is hilarious I see many nice PORN
use FORK at all times when you HEAT with your DATE or MATE

na so my broda.
these days sef if u no take woman OUT, she no go take you IN.
FAST food dey SPEED up romance sha.

Fashola the TRIminister. Dis baba get the POWER to make HOUSING, WORK ? e be like so.

illicit:
Windows open, may God expand ur Vista

Amen!
Yes o! Make we UPGRADE and end WINDOW shopping and go DO-BUY. I-luv-my-VISA baby! Illicit u dey flow pass illbliss sef. Ur mouthed

I love beaches, especially hot ones, I can ride on them all day...but I love real women more

A life without christ is a life with crisis

Laziness is for losers, I won't stop working hard till I release what is in me...I'm cummin for sucksex

This morning I ROSE to kiss my girlfriend LILY with TU-LIPS, instead I knocker over her favourite VASE on the nightstand that had an ORCHID, now the flower can't BLOSSOM again. LOT-US pray she forgives me when I offer her the HIBISCUS and FOXGLOVES from the garden. I better get her bestfriend DAISY to help beg her.

In other news, I heard 12yr old Grace Vanderwaal won 2016 America's Got Talent, I must say, either she has a strong bond with God or the force is with her.

Evangelio:
Law. #Mine
James worked part time tending the BAR to support himself in law school now he has been called to the BAR.

remix

Sam was barred from being called to bar because he works at that old bar braced with rusty bars.....

Rooney has started to WAYNE

They got married becoz they liked the wHOLE THING. He liked d HOLE, she liked d THING

Four brothers Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody came back from school and found d house messy, Everybody knew dat somebody should clean d hauz, Anybody cud have done it but Nobody did it.
When their mother came back Everybody claimed he cleaned the house Somebody shud have said d truth but y wud Anybody bother since Everybody got rewarded and Nobody was punished.

dis one no be FABU o, na de wHOLE truth and nuTHING BUTT de truth

Fabulousb36:
They got married becoz they liked the wHOLE THING. He liked d HOLE, she liked d THING

na so.
dass why "7 DAYS without Christ makes 1 WEAK"

vinee09:
A life without christ is a life with crisis

Told my babe Amy that I am in the USA, she com tink sey na washing thing, Mi-ami babe knows I miss her but she has no idea I miss Balti-more

You won't Reap Cassava If you plant AKON u grab?

I GARRIt .

bimofalad:
You won't Reap Cassava If you plant AKON u grab?

E go dey HILARYous if dis mama TRUMPle oga Donald with CLINsheet o

Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same

gcoin23:


remix

Sam was barred from being called to bar because he works at that old bar braced with rusty bars.....

#nice

novakane:
Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same

the thread started to unravel when you guys Left, now we count seam to get it Right