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When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 8:03pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
![]() Dear Christian, Why would you involve spirituality over everything? You want to have sex with your wife, YOUR WIFE! And you have to pray to God and speak in tongues "Father in Jesus name, Father Lord, we commit this activity into your hands Lord, watch us till the end in the name of Jesus. We sanctify our body with the blood of Jesus We cover our activity with the blood of Jesus We speak against every demon that will want to take advantage of this activity in Jesus name Father, forgive us in anticipation for our sex positions which might not be according to your will. We know that the missionary style is scriptural but incase we do the doggy, 6-4, 6-9, and others, father forgive us for we know not what we are doing at that time We cover our room with the blood of Jesus We sanctify our bed with the blood of Jesus During the climax of our activity, if we call your name during the session, father forgive us. Thank you father for agreeing with us, In Jesus name we pray Amen" No No No, A thousand times NO! God is not agreeing with neither of you! I mean are you this religious? Sex is for you. Enjoy it mehn! Your wife should be turned off when you start up the prayers Instead of you to remove your cloths and send yourselves to cloud nine you are busy praying to God for guidance and protection You are not serious.. You need help Your religiosity will ruin your marriage with boredom! I rebuke you in Jesus name! Taar! Yours Lovingly, P.Menorah 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by thesicilian: 8:06pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Lol. Watch us till the end indeed. 1 Like |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Luckymay(f): 8:36pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Omg! I can't stop laughing.
Imagine "forgive us for doing extra styles like 64, 69 and doggy."
BTW... Which one is 64 again? |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by iykekelvins(m): 8:43pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Luckymay:Mesef dey hear am for the first time |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Luckymay(f): 8:50pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
iykekelvins:Maybe the sex pros in this section will enlighten us |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by IncomeClass: 8:53pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
64 ko 120 ni ![]() ![]() Only deeper lifers do pray before sex. I'm fact, I heard one that cried after sex because 'They' said it's a sin and they are married oo. Smh. 4 Likes |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
HateU2:Why are you lying like this?. ![]() And op, which married couple prays b4 sex?. |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
herbie27:I am not lying oo ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by IamLEGEND1: 9:01pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:04pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:05pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
HateU2:Op is referring to married couples, and the union has given them the legitimate authority to have sex, if they like they should do 360 or break a bed, God is ok with that. Maybe a deeper lifer who doesn't even know why God joined them. ![]() |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:15pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
herbie27: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like that 360 ![]() Wanna teach me ![]() 1 Like |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Luckymay(f): 9:16pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
HateU2:Who is obontami? |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Luckymay:relax sister ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by obontami: 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Luckymay:if your toto dey available I go teach You the style ![]() ![]() |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
HateU2: ![]() ![]() Lol. 360 degrees on bed na, u no sabi am?. |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Chiscomax(m): 9:19pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Yes o! Pray before u eat ![]()
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:20pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
herbie27:I'm still learning oo ![]() No, I don't . Biko teach me ![]() Edakun, epp me ![]() Don't let them snatch my boo ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 9:22pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
herbie27: Deeper life couples.... lol |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Luckymay(f): 9:45pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
obontami:It's not available. You can put it in writing. Thanks |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 10:58pm On Sep 22, 2016 |
Zzz 1 Like
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by eunisam: 12:07am On Sep 23, 2016 |
hmmmmmmm not funny enough to make me laugh.this is funny seriously |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by obontami: 1:19am On Sep 23, 2016 |
Luckymay:I think it will make a lot of sense if I use my huge dick to praticalise it with your pusssy, hence you'd grab the logic of the sex position easily ![]() |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by obontami: 1:21am On Sep 23, 2016 |
HateU2:lez alert ![]() |
Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by petkoffDrake(m): 3:13am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Lovexme(m): 5:23am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Lovexme(m): 5:23am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by Nobody: 6:45am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by eojepa: 7:02am On Sep 23, 2016 |
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Re: When A Christian Wants To Have Sex With His Wife (read Hilarious Prayers) by tpiar: 8:13pm On Sep 22, 2019 |
And when there are too many eyes staring at your sexual intercourse, aren't you supposed to pray this prayer? |
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