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My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Seun(m): 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2016

Songs Of Solomon 7: 6 - 8
How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights!

Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit.

I said, “I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.”

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MrPresident1: 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2016

Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by dosht(f): 2:28pm On Sep 23, 2016

Lol. This Seun sef . You need Palm fruit sorry Jesus
If na we type breasts now your bot go change am to mammalian glands
CHANGE BEGINS ...... ME

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by winetapper: 2:35pm On Sep 23, 2016

Soon God will change your name from Seun to Peun.

Just watch and see undecided

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Chrisrare: 2:37pm On Sep 23, 2016

Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

Christains will believe anything so long as its in d bible... I stopped taking d bible serious the day i found out it supports rape, slavery and children killing..

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Ranchhoddas: 2:40pm On Sep 23, 2016

King Solo was a player... Cassanova na learner where the guy dey!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Funjosh(m): 2:42pm On Sep 23, 2016

dosht:
Lol. This Seun sef . You need Palm fruit sorry Jesus
If na we type breasts now your bot go change am to mammalian glands
CHANGE BEGINS ...... ME

JESUS is right their knocking the door of his heart but the guy no gree open am tongue

But the breast is what has captivated his heart. LORD haff Messi grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by olanshile2016(m): 2:54pm On Sep 23, 2016

and the Bible was written by the holy ghost
grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by seunmsg(m): 3:01pm On Sep 23, 2016

olanshile2016:
and the Bible was written by the holy ghost

The holy spirit surely appreciates good things. grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by bigybanty02(m): 3:31pm On Sep 23, 2016

Seun:

lwkmd so 4 ur mind u ar mocking christians abi sory 4 u mr we know want songs of solomon is all about and we ar not ashamed of it deep down ur heart u created diz tread 4 a reason know to u i see d way u alwayz try hard to prove christians wrong base on their believe but d sad truth is diz d more u try d more some1 like me gets stronger and stronger wit my faith in christ i realy feel sad 4 christians who hardly know much about christianity they wil easly go asray if dey encounter ur tread on diz forum mr seun u hav a serious and great agender on diz forum but i pray u encounter the true Jesus the one who died and rose again victoriously 4 ur soul enjoy ur self sir

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 3:33pm On Sep 23, 2016

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 3:33pm On Sep 23, 2016

winetapper:
Soon God will change your name from Seun to Peun.

Just watch and see

Peun

***modified
The bible should really have a +18 warning on it
'For Mature Audiences only'
'PG18'
something like that grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ayobase(m): 3:37pm On Sep 23, 2016

Seun, I guess you know the purposes of palm?

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by BodyKiss(m): 3:38pm On Sep 23, 2016

winetapper:
Soon God will change your name from Seun to Peun.

Just watch and see

LMAO

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by johnydon22(m): 3:38pm On Sep 23, 2016

MrPresident1:
God and Israel his woman playing love

God is a really Hot dude in a holy way

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by dosht(f): 3:41pm On Sep 23, 2016

Funjosh:

JESUS is right their knocking the door of his heart but the guy no gree open am

But the breas.. t is what has captivated his heart. LORD haff Messi

God go soon arrest him.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by butterfly88(m): 3:44pm On Sep 23, 2016

I comment my reserve

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ayobase(m): 3:44pm On Sep 23, 2016

olanshile2016:
and the Bible was written by the holy ghost

Was inspired...

And yes, there are parts written by God.

God permitted sex between the married, and he talking about shouldn't be an issue.

So what are you implying, or you just feel like talking?

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by dosht(f): 3:46pm On Sep 23, 2016

Chrisrare:
Lol.. I never heard of dis passage b4. Dat solomon na very bad boy...

You no go fear person with 500 abi na 800 concubines

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mrmrmister: 3:52pm On Sep 23, 2016

[size=13pt]I will climb the palm tree and take hold of its boobs
Honestly, I don't know why the christians on this thread are so pissed grin

But the Almighty God created boobs for mankind to enjoy [/size]

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by mayorall(m): 3:59pm On Sep 23, 2016

The song of solomon is a book for the wise. packaged with mysteries. Requires divine insight and God's wisdom to understand.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by 4nobody4every1: 4:01pm On Sep 23, 2016

Seun:

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 4:05pm On Sep 23, 2016

Make I comment

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by xpressTrade: 4:27pm On Sep 23, 2016

What's wrong about breast, sex? it is a normal thing so hence the bible can refer to it. Free your heart of evil thoughts.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 4:44pm On Sep 23, 2016

you go fear holy ghost grin

olanshile2016:
and the Bible was written by the holy ghost

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 4:48pm On Sep 23, 2016

seunmsg:

The holy spirit surely appreciates good things.

Yes oh!

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by olanshile2016(m): 4:48pm On Sep 23, 2016

ayobase:

Was inspired...

And yes, there are parts written by God.

God permitted sex between the married, and he talking about shouldn't be an issue.

So what are you implying, or you just feel like talking?

that's why you've gat to think wide,if I start to show you the rate at which porn like word is being used in the Bible, ehn. I'm not in for a silly religion argument which neither increase or decrease my bank account
That's why George Bernard Shaw said and I quote that "the bible is the most dangerous book in the world and should be kept out of reach of children and under lock and key"
thanks
NB: I'm not an atheist nor agnostic

http://www.google.com.ng/url?q=https://answeringchristanity./tag/george-bernard-shaw-said-bible-is-the-most-dangerous-bo/&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwjMheSm66XPAhVHtRoKHY7LAr4QFggLMAA&sig2=21neq0jPGInQgn-TVNRfww&usg=AFQjCNEV18yw5KfJClUNw6z5AuWlP-a9LQ

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 4:53pm On Sep 23, 2016

dosht:

God go soon arrest him.

arrest him for what na?

.....is it not in the bible again? grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by olanshile2016(m): 5:00pm On Sep 23, 2016

ItsQuinn:
you go fear holy ghost

holy ghost wey sabi better tinz

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by olanshile2016(m): 5:02pm On Sep 23, 2016

lalasticlala where are you now

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by LarrySun(m): 5:24pm On Sep 23, 2016

Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

(Matthew 16:23)

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by QuietHammer(m): 5:44pm On Sep 23, 2016

LarrySun:
Looooooooooooooooooooooooool!

That's abso-freaking-lutely hilariously blasphemous!

There are some other verses of such:

"Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."

(Proverbs 30:30)

"My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the lock."

(Songs of Solomon 5:4-5)

"Your navel is a rounded goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle."

(Songs of Solomon 7:2-3)

"I sat down in his shade with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste." ( Songs of Solomon 2:3 )

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20 NIV

"Get thee behind me, Satan."

(Matthew 16:23)

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