It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... And i will tell you how to do just that without asking her.

At the age of 18-21 years of age, There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other and crying because she would miss her baby girl.

22-25 years: Only the bride will be dancing while the mother will sit and watch with wet eyes and forced back tears because her daughter is all grown up and ready to face the life of marriage.

26-30 years: Both mother and daughter will be dancing with all their might and strength in joy that the daughter has gotten a man at the right age time frame.

31-35 years: Daughter, mother and father will be trying to outdo each other on the dancing arena cos chai it is better late than never.

For 36 years and above: The father o, mother o, brothers o, sisters o, and the entire extended family will take over the dancing arena because they almost lost all hopes she would find a man in her life.

Abi i lie?

http://www.olamzy.com/2016/09/jokes-how-to-identify-brides-age-on-her.html

wow! ....hilarious but some iota of truth sha
btw I sight my spot already.....and it's true

Really?

The day seun and linda go wed, i go remove pant dance

Iamhatey:
iamnawty, which one is your own

bestie mi 18-21 ni o
Der will be no dancing

op e yaff kill me

IamNawty:
bestie mi 18-21 ni o
Der will be no dancing

chai


Me don't know yet oo because

Iamhatey:
chai


Me don't know yet oo because

because?

Op u r correct

IamNawty:
because?

because the eddiot is kitty catting another girl

prettythicksme:
Op u r correct

Na here we go see her/him

Are you for real

I Laff
I must take cognizance of this henceforth

I Laff
I must take cognizance of this henceforth

Lol!

Iamhatey:
Na here we go see her/him

U berra go and marry

Iamhatey:
because the eddiot is kitty catting another girl

lol I say it in ur diary ooo.. Last February shey

Hilarious

Lmaoo

prettythicksme:
U berra go and marry

I'm married

IamNawty:
lol I say it in ur diary ooo.. Last February shey

tar!
That was then
Not him
Never met him self
Dunno where or who he is

Iamhatey:
I'm married

To who?

The weed op took before sharing this on NL is original... This cracked me up real good!!!!

prettythicksme:
To who?

chai!
You this gel
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi .

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome , tall with six packs , long, fat and hairy

Iamhatey:
chai!
You this gel
You want to snatch my boo from me with your big yansh and boobs abi .

I reject you by fire by force in Jesus nameeeeeee!
Amen.

My boo is handsome , tall with six packs , long, fat and hairy

how many pikin u don born,u don born pass me?

hahahahahaha funny bro... its good 4 a man 2 marry early 2 sha

prettythicksme:
how many pikin u don born,u don born pass me?

we are still kitty catting

No plans for kids now
We want to try every style before we have kids

How many you don born for that dada

Iamhatey:
we are still kitty catting

No plans for kids now
We want to try every style before we have kids

How many you don born for that dada

lol,u berra put more effort.






My boo is not dada,u no go sharap abi? i don born three kids for him and very soon i will give birth to twins two gurls cos we already have three boys.