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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Yagba: 5:15pm On Sep 25, 2016
What's wrong with appreciating womanhood?
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by chubbygal(f): 5:15pm On Sep 25, 2016
MBush:


Give me chance to sweet mouth you angry
pls what size are you? Tell me first

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Boyooosa(m): 5:16pm On Sep 25, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
King Solo was a player... Cassanova na learner where the guy dey!
Na your ancestor u dey call bad boi fa? grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by pressplay411(m): 5:16pm On Sep 25, 2016
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

Bruh, Don't confuse us with your confusion.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by davss02(m): 5:16pm On Sep 25, 2016
You comment is ridiculous...you lack the ability to comprehend the bible...I'm sorry for you..mtcheeew
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by yinkslinks(m): 5:17pm On Sep 25, 2016
Hmmm this life sef, u got 8 likes, while Mr Adeseun got 100 likes. who is the real pastor now?
MrPresident1:
Seun, you are completely ignorant of the meaning of the contents of the Bible. I just checked frontpage now to see that this thread is now there and mischievously titled with 'naughty passage'.

To help your ignorance, I will provide an explanation but like everyone else you are free to take it or leave it. Know also that the Bible version you have quoted from is a heavily watered down version created by wicked people to keep the truth of the Bible obscured so that their slaves may continue to be slaves.

In summary, the songs of Solomon is the Bible book of a story of love between Solomon and his bride. Anthropomorphically speaking, Solomon is God while Israel (the people) is his bride. The real and true Israel of the Bible are the Negros who lost favour with God hence their devolution hence their present condition world wide today. God is the life and wisdom of Negros, but due to idolatry, we lost His presence and now grope about in darkness at noon, a lost people. But He has promised that His anger will not last forever, and He would regather us.

The time for this regathering is nigh, when the Negroes the true Israelites of the Bible will assume world leadership again, our birthright that was truncated for only about 2 days will be restored to us.

Solomon is Adam, Israel is Eve. Eve corrupted Adam; Solomon's numerous women corrupted him into idolatry.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by distilledwalex(m): 5:17pm On Sep 25, 2016
Will u

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Rhymez(m): 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2016
I know a certain religion that Seun can't dare to mock. This is why I love christianity cool

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by kabaka1: 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2016
Solomon was just a romantic freak! lol!
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2016
realmindz:
I will like to buy ur palm tree and climb it angry
lol..bros kalm down na
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MrPresident1: 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2016
pressplay411:


Bruh, Don't confuse us with your confusion.

No wahala grin, you will soon wake up from the dead wink
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by ritvin(f): 5:18pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sexina851:
This is so annoying, someone picked out a verse in the Bible to no intention but to slander the word of God, opening door for unbelievers to call ur religion a nonentity and so called "Christians" are busy laughing and enjoying the scenario.. God will take control
pls dear don't feel bad, remember God ll fight his fight. Seun thinks he can blab n have his way, let him try it with Islam, can he? No. For d Christians in dis Forum that are laughing, they neither cold nor hot, so they ll be spewed out. Abi everyone on his own race track. I don't loose sleep over mockers n idiots. I am too enriched with lov of my christianity to care.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by EbiJUNIRO(m): 5:19pm On Sep 25, 2016
dosht:
Lol. This Seun sef . You need Palm fruit sorry Jesus
If na we type breasts now your bot go change am to mammalian glands
CHANGE BEGINS ...... ME


Funny you
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by FriedYam: 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun , lalasticlala , mynd44 ... If you are the one who moved this topic probably posted by a shallow minded fellow to the front page on sunday

i'll try to make this as concised as possible

[size=30pt] YOU NO GET SENSE [/size]

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Chigold101(m): 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2016
olanshile2016:
and the Bible was written by the holy ghost

grin
so who told you that the bible was written by the Holy Spirit?
If you dont know what to type you just and move on.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MBush(m): 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2016
chubbygal:
pls what size are you? Tell me first

The Mr Snuffleupagus angry

Now can we talk? undecided
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MrPresident1: 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2016
yinkslinks:
Hmmm this life sef, u got 8 likes, while Mr Adeseun got 100 likes. who is the real pastor now?

When you wake up from the dead, I will be there to guide you. Ignorance at this time is just pure bliss wink grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by CandyDiamond(f): 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2016
walemadu:
"Each time we sleep with a Houri we find her virgin. Besides, the penis of the Elected never softens. The erection is eternal; the sensation that you feel each time you make love is utterly delicious and out of this world and were you to experience it in this world you would faint. Each chosen one [i.e. Muslim] will marry seventy [sic] houris, besides the women he married on earth, and all will have appetizing vaginas."

- Al-Suyuti, Al-Itqan fi Ulum al-Qur'an, p. 351
Every religious books have love songs,fear of Islam will not allow them put this kind one for front page on Friday, otherwise fatwa will be declared on someone

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Middlefinger1: 5:20pm On Sep 25, 2016
when I heard this

Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by OldEagle: 5:21pm On Sep 25, 2016
sidnen:
If you are a true atheist as you claim to be, I dare you to write/post an article of this nature about the other religions.

You can start with something from the Koran this coming Friday.

If you can do this, then I Will have no doubt in my heart that you are truly an atheist.
The guy is getting promotion from the spiritual world for more success, open your eyes degrade God's word blasphemy that's what he's types have been doing for 100s of years but the problem is our life span is not more than a 100 year so him go see he's maker soon and explain grin grin

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by eyinjuege: 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
Hallelujah...... a song by Leonard Cohen.

Check the song and it's lyrics out.

Nice song btw
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by MBush(m): 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
Sexina851:
This is so annoying, someone picked out a verse in the Bible to no intention but to slander the word of God, opening door for unbelievers to call ur religion a nonentity and so called "Christians" are busy laughing and enjoying the scenario.. God will take control

That is the best treatment we should give him... I am even surprised some christians were venting anger...

We should have just derailed the thread and discuss football outrightly angry

Happy sunday smiley

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Justiceleague1: 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
And oga seun put condition b4 u cant comment on islamic thread! But see as anybody dey comment anyhow here!!!

Don't play with God o.

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by chiefolododo(m): 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
Seun is a disgrace to christianity
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Cornerstone001: 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
godson4u79:
If the imported book was truly written by the Holy ghost then Holy ghost sef na JA guy.... Sharp Niccur
.........look at this smiley smiley undecided.
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:22pm On Sep 25, 2016
Encyclopedia1:


Don't make me laugh too much.... Na holy spirit write this one or Hunan spirit? Pls stop the lies against God. While this guy (sure not Prophet Solomon) was writing this, he was over drunk. I beg talk something else.
For your mind now you done make a point
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by TheShepherd(m): 5:23pm On Sep 25, 2016
Three good times Solomon warned readers like you in the same book, "I charge you,....do not stir up nor awaken love UNTIL IT PLEASES." SOS 2:7; 3:5; 8:4.

The whole acts in the book only please GOD when done within Marriage Institution, not for 'players'

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by Nobody: 5:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
Forwetinnah:


Naaah!! You're the confused one here...stick to your original moniker, there are a lot of people who have something interestingly mean to tell you
good for them undecided....Hope it makes them sleep well at night undecided
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by dosht(f): 5:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
zinachidi:
fvcking hilarious. Mammalian glands. Lol
Shey I lie?

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Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by yinkslinks(m): 5:24pm On Sep 25, 2016
Are you the pastor with just 8 followers?
MrPresident1:


When you wake up from the dead, I will be there to guide you. Ignorance at this time is just pure bliss wink grin
Re: My Favourite Bible Passage: The Palm Tree by dosht(f): 5:25pm On Sep 25, 2016
EbiJUNIRO:


Funny you
Abi nah

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