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How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 1:24pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
I know what you are thinking, "my religion is the right one!" Well, that is what the adherents of other religions also say and there are 4,199, excluding yours, of them 4,200 different religions As you can see, the odds are not in your favour Let us also put into consideration that there 7 versions of hell, ie 7 religions who also have hell (aside from yours), http://www.neatorama.com/2007/03/23/heaven-and-hell-according-to-various-religions/ the odds are still not in your favor. But there is hope! This thread aims at helping you identify if your religion is wrong as to as ensure you make the right choice and not end up in the real hell In no particular order, here are common signs you can use in detecting if your religion is the true one and also help you identify the true religion if you happen to come across it. Please note that the true religion will not have any of these traits. 1) Your "holy" book has lots of contradictions: Let us assume for instance that you are about to purchase a maths textbook for your kid, or for yourself, and on the first page you see "1+1=11", wouldn't this be enough to make you feel skeptical? Now, let us further imagine that you turn to the next page and the next and the next and keep seeing contradictions, would you still buy the book and even, in obvious stupidity, go around telling people that 1+1=11? If your "holy" book has these contradictions, it would be wise to throw it in the trash can. This is an obvious sign that your religion is false. In order find out if your "holy" book fits into this category, it would be advisable that you read it on your own. Do not rely on heresay, your pastor, imam, holy junkie to read and interpret it on your behalf. Pick it up and read it for yourself God will be proud of you 2) You find a hard time explaining your religion to other people: Whenever someone else asks you "why" about your religious teachings you seem to find it difficult explaining it to them. No matter how hard and long you try to explain, you always seem to end up at a dead end. Most times, your religious teachings just do not make enough sense when you try explaining it to someone else. Honestly, if your religion was from the one true "God", it wouldn't be that difficult to explain, now would it? Afterall, God is not one of confusion. 3) Your religion seems to be plagiarized from other older religions: This one is a hard one to notice especially if you do not have adequate knowledge of other religions. If your religion has similar stories from other older religions then your religion is obviously fake. Afterall, God doesn't copy and paste. To verify this, you would have to read up on ancient religions and point out the similarities with yours. If there are any, your religion is false. www.google.com is a good place to start. And it's FREE! 4) You are required to believe without evidence and only faith : So, you want to buy a house and the real estate manager tells you that the house is beautiful and gives you all the specs of the house but tells you that you cannot see the house but that all you have to do is believe the house is there and make payment for the house, will you pay? Now, apply this analogy to your faith. If someone tells you to believe whatever it is they are talking about without any proof, my bro/sis, na bobo. Pure scam. Do not risk eternity for such vague and unverifiable promises 5) You have never seen your God: Your God seems to be invincible, no one has ever seen it, or you have to carve stones and sticks just to see it then your God is nothing but a project of someone else's imagination. As beautiful and magnificent as the sun is we all see it. If your god was so real we would see it. Trust me, god would have no reason to play hide and seek. 6) Your god's characteristics contradicts itself: Your god is omnipresent but was not there when the first sin took place to prevent it. Your god is omniscient but created the devil to deceive people knowing very well they will end up in hell eventually. Your god is all loving but threatens people to love it or face eternal torture, damnation and barbecue in hell. That is not unconditional love. To know the meaning of the word unconditional, check it yourself @ www.dictionary.com. It is free. 7) Your god needs to be worshiped: Even to the extent of threatening to burn you in hell if you don't. Seriously? God that created everything needs you, a human who happens to be infinitesimal in the grand scheme of the universe, just to feel funky? If your god is truly great, it wouldn't need to servitude and slavery. These are human cravings, not that of a supreme being. Your god supports slavery, discrimination and genocide: Just look into your holy book. If there are pages where these things are supported then your god is actually a psychopath and if you eventually see it, take it to a psychiatric hospital 9) No one has ever seen the hell or heaven of your religion: This one is kinda tricky because every religion that has hell and heaven also have adherents who have "died" and seen these places. Christians have died and seen Jesus and Jehovah so have Muslims who have died and see Allah and their future 72 virgin wives , Buddhists too etc. Even you can deduce that there is something fishy here. Did they really see heaven or hell or just projections of their imaginations or are they just plain old lying? 10) There is no where in your holy book where your god refers itself as the god of your people: God of the Ibos? God of the Yorubas? God of the hausas? God of Africans? Have you ever heard your god refer to itself as the god of your people? I doubt that. It is either it is god of israel or god of arabs of god of indians etc. If your god is like this then be certain it is not a true god because a true god will not be tribalistic or take sides. After all, it did create everyone, didn't it? 11) You do not know anyone personally that has been healed miraculously by your god: And neither have you. All the "testimonies" are always in church, mosque, radio, tv, blogs, websites but never to you or people around you. You know a crippled in your area but no pastor or imam has ever been able to heal that person just out of the goodness of their heart. Very suspicious I say 12) Your god always needs money: Your pastor says you need money to build a house for god(as if spirits need to live in houses ) or that it needs money before healing you or providing any of it's other services like granting you a job, giving you a wife/husband, kids etc. It sha needs tithes and offering EVERY TIME. I mean how hard can it be for god to make money? Didn't it create everything? A side effect of this is that the pastors, imams and spiritual junkies who collect these tithes on behalf of your god always seem to wear the finest clothes, ride the best cars, send their kids to the best schools(which 80% of the congregation cannot afford) and enjoy all the canal things of earth while you wait for paradise in heaven. Nigu I will stop here for now. But these tips should be enough to guide you and help you avoid following the wrong religion, finding the right one and not ending up in hell. Source: Na me write am. You dey find your own? 149 Likes 33 Shares
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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Vickiweezy(m): 1:36pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Dial *559*2*9# to check if your religion is real or fake. 66 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by deTruth01: 1:37pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
hmmm...alot of people can't handle the Truth.... 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by beautydutch(f): 1:40pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
u are on your own 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by rexben(m): 1:41pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
hahn:No religion of the world is created or founded by God. All are manmade. Come out of every religion and follow Jesus. He is the way to the Father. Religion, not even Christianity can't take you to God. Christianity presents itself to be presenting God but they can't. Only Jesus represented God and He asked people to follow His footsteps. Once again, quit religion 227 Likes 22 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 1:46pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Lwkmd o, no 5 gat me cracking 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by bennyann: 1:56pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
I don laugh tire I no fit laugh again. Dear God, someone is stylishly saying you're a false God. So please, have Your way. Singing.. .... .... .. All other gods, they are the works of men. You are the only God, there is none like You. OP, you funny die. 73 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by eyidaythedon(m): 1:59pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
hahn:dat no 11 baffles me, how come i have neva seen any miracle 4 my life.... 14 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by ChemicalReaction(f): 2:09pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
#11. When med science failed, my dad was healed of stroke.. My next door neighbor was booked for CS until God intervened and doctors didn't have any valid explanation. My miraculous admission. Without any connection, even didn't meet the cutoff of my course, LAW but GRACE took me where my strength and money could. I am a christian and my God works in mysterious ways. Halleluyah!! 320 Likes 27 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by johnydon22(m): 2:40pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
bennyann: Hmmm seems going from the bolded that the OP's points vividly suites your God!!
Isn't it remarkable that out of all the God(s) abound, only yours is not the work of man.. Lol..people!!! 23 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by bennyann: 2:56pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
johnydon22: A Clay acting as a Potter Well dear, my God is worthy of worship. I refuse to let the rocks cry out in my place. Ain't gonna let no rock out praise me, Ain't gonna let it cry in my place. I'll make a joyful noise, sing a joyful song that is pleasant to the ears of the Lord. 51 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Infomizer(m): 3:02pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
ChemicalReaction: I'm sure Muslims, Buddhists, Eckists, Traditionalists and so on have similar stories! I'm so fücking sure. 69 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by plaetton: 3:13pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
rexben:But why Jesus? Why not Mohammed, Buddha, Osiris, Sango, Amadioha, Zoroaster, etc ? What is unique about Jesus? What proof do you have of he ever existing in the first place? 37 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by ChemicalReaction(f): 3:14pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Infomizer:And your point is? 6 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by DavidTheGeek: 3:22pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
*Spits on thread*
*Walks out* 23 Likes
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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Immorttal: 3:25pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
*singing* every other gods na so so wayo.... Op, you are dead wrong here. my God is the only true God, he has a son Jesus christ. i did a time travel (june 2012) 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 3:30pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
rexben: I agree Come out of every religion and follow Jesus. To where? I am not lost He is the way to the Father. What father? Religion, not even Christianity can't take you to God. You can say that again Christianity presents itself to be presenting God but they can't. I agree Only Jesus represented God and He asked people to follow His footsteps. Jesus is like humpty dumpty, three little pigs, spiderman, voltron, snow white etc. They only exist in fairytales Once again, quit religion Done! Embrace reason and logic. And take your pills 36 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 3:32pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
ChemicalReaction: Halleluyah! Now, let us meet and replicate this at Igbobi. Since god heals, through you I hope, let us go and heal everyone at Igbobi then LASUTH then OSUTH. No need for anyone to be sick again. Praise the Lord! 38 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 3:33pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
bennyann: Thank you 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by jojothaiv(m): 3:35pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
ChemicalReaction:I respect people opinion a lot and same rule apply to what the OP just wrote but the fact is that.. "Religion is as old as man" and i'm proud to be called a Christian... Thanks man for that.. P.S; People will always have a reason to back up whatever they believed in and same applied to atheists... 8 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 3:35pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Immorttal: When are you coming back? 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Immorttal: 3:47pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
hahn:as soon as Yahweh show himself. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 3:50pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Immorttal: Lol. You go wait tire ooo 12 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by ChemicalReaction(f): 3:51pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
hahn:I respect your opinion. That aside, if you think religion is a scam, why do you try so much to convince people? Just live and let live. Don't you think everybody has a reason for believing in something? 42 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by DeSepiero(m): 3:58pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Funny post! |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by CAPSLOCKED: 3:58pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by CAPSLOCKED: 4:01pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by CAPSLOCKED: 4:03pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by CAPSLOCKED: 4:05pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
beautydutch: EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS ON THEIR OWN. WONDER WHY PEOPLE REBUKE YOU WHEN YOU FAIL AN EXAM, AND PRAISE GOD INSTEAD WHEN YOU PASS? 24 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by hahn(m): 4:05pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
ChemicalReaction: because it is a scam. Duh 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Nobody: 4:07pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
Nice post OP 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by Deicide: 4:19pm On Oct 02, 2016 |
ChemicalReaction:Your Religion here in Africa doesn't allow we atheist to live and let's live 25 Likes 4 Shares |
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