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| How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by NevetsIbot(m): 8:26pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
I and some dudes in the family section had a little arguement on the pain of women during childbirth.. So while just pondering over Adam and Eves story of how Eve brought 'multipled pain' upon womanhood by disobedience, this funny question popped in.... We guys know how painful a kick in the balls can be... Feels like your 'JT' is over red-hot coals with a sledge-hammer slamming down on it. But in some movies, kick a bad guy in the balls and he's after you in 3secs like you did nothing (Far from reality). If you hit that thing well, In three hours, he'd still be groaning. And Women, sure, they get pained during child birth... Buh... I want to believe they exagerate it sha. (sorry ladies) I can see em coming for my head ooo. (dodges the shoe thrown angrilly at me by Berlynn) abeg na koke I dey o So, according to me... I'll rate the pain for a kick in the testicles 10/10 and childbirth 11/10  Waddyu think Bashing's allowed tho... Just want us all have a bit of fun after todays work. All work and no play.... Makes some people 'MUMU's'
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| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Maxi112: 8:28pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
kick in the balls |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Sexxkillz: 8:32pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Kick in the balls anyday. 2 Likes |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by dharay88: 8:34pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
 ..Ladies should be thankful they got no balls, meeeehn na die if kicked/punched. |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by NevetsIbot(m): 8:34pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Maxi112:Mehn! That shit can hurt for days!!! Twarrrh!! I have been hit thrice and punched mistankenly there twice.... Oh, and while playing football... The heavy tang ball smashed on it.... I couldn't sleep for days |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by NevetsIbot(m): 8:39pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:Lol.... You too gbaskira! Ladies don't just know how lucky they are 2 Likes |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by NevetsIbot(m): 8:42pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
dharay88:Imagine someone with yam legs kicking you hard!! The horor! 1 Like |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Maxi112: 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:what about clipping your balls mistakenly with zip of your trouser another pain its self 8 Likes |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Nobody: 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:All of you who said "kick in the balls", are kidding right?. Do you know how painful a child labour is?. Take a tour to a maternity hospital then come back and answer this question. 1 Like |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Nobody: 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
A kick in the balls!!!__so FVCKING painful.. pain for days I tell u! |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Quite funny.... though i've never been kicked in my balls before and am not expectin it...  But think of gettin that strong head shit outta ur añu§...the pain and the feelins of shoutin.....is just a little comparison to that of a baby comin outta the front door TruthBeTold 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Maxi112: 8:43pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:what about clipping your balls mistakenly with the zip of your trouser another pain itself |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by acenazt: 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Lmao bros chai dat pain no be here. D day Wey Dem shoot ball nack me for blockos na dat day I know say hellfire dey real. Chaiii |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Nobody: 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Maxi112:How long does that pain last?. |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by forreelinc(m): 8:45pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Hmmm op knows how to rank the pain because he has experienced both groin kick and child birth 1 Like |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Maxi112: 8:46pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Benita27:probably two or three days |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Nobody: 8:48pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Maxi112:If you like say one week. You can't compare that to child labour. You guys don't just know what women go through on that faithful day, many don't even come out of it. |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Sexxkillz: 8:48pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
NevetsIbot:You just feel like killing everyone around you that comes to tell you sorry when in that pain that captivates your whole soul. 1 Like |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Glassdoll(f): 8:49pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
No no no! Don't even think about it! Imagine someone pushing a baseball through your azzhole... Now imagine that baseball had hands and legs and is wiggling like a worm through that hole. Now imagine lots of cuts and blood. Now say your intestine is connected to this ball... Please stop imagining... A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently  5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by DesChyko: 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls.. In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm. You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it.. Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?  2 Likes |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Weedcrusher: 8:50pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
There is no way to make comparison. Women that have had labour pain don't have balls, and we men that have balls can't give birth NB: IMO, labour pain is more important because it brings forth life 4 Likes |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Glassdoll(f): 8:52pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
DesChyko: Whhhhhhhhaaaaatttttt?  Doesn't sound pleasant at all  |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by NevetsIbot(m): 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Sexxkillz:I remember grabbing my Bro in the neck and threathening to slay everyone close to me .... lmao |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by DesChyko: 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Glassdoll: Dear dear. If only you know. Hair pulled out? Not even close. |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Weedcrusher: 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
DesChyko: Zip over balls, zip over pen!s shaft, zip over pen!s tip, I have experienced it all. Damn so painful, but nothing compares to a football shot hitting you in the balls. I could feel the pain in my brain. Then I understand the reason while footballers will rather block their balls with their hands instead of their eyes when an opponent was about to play freekick |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Maxi112: 8:54pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Benita27:what are you guys going through that we don't know  is that place not ment for child birth if woman can swallow a hug banana without any pain, whats there in child birth |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by UndisputedBosom(m): 8:55pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
DesChyko: You no dey wear boxers? 1 Like |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by DesChyko: 8:55pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Glassdoll: You'll get actual hot tears dear.. Hot tears. And you just can't touch it cos it's on fire. You just look at it through the tears and wonder why you're the most stupid clumsiest most careless man alive  1 Like |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Nobody: 8:56pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Maxi112: Don't worry, just get married and follow your wife to the labour ward on her day.You will come here to advice those talking like you. |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by NevetsIbot(m): 8:56pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Maxi112:Bros! Drop that one o.... I'm getting goosebumps just thinking of it... Funniest thing, you'd leave the balls trapped in the zip to shout and scream before your brain tells you to pull the zip back ASAP. Lol |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Nobody: 8:57pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
It may not be popular but the pain of child birth would kill a man. So if I'm to take either, it'll be a kick in my nuts. |
| Re: How Painful Is Childbirth Compared To A Kick In The Balls!? Lol by Glassdoll(f): 8:58pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
DesChyko:Ouch I feel your pain 1 Like |
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