UndisputedBosom:
Quite funny.... though i've never been kicked in my balls before and am not expectin it...



But think of gettin that strong head shit outta ur añu§...the pain and the feelins of shoutin.....is just a little comparison to that of a baby comin outta the front door


TruthBeTold

Lol... Your whole head will be full of hot blood cos of one big poo. When its out, the sigh that follows it is heavenly.

Weedcrusher:


Zip over balls, zip over pen!s shaft, zip over pen!s tip, I have experienced it all. Damn so painful, but nothing compares to a football shot hitting you in the balls. I could feel the pain in my brain

Nope. Nothing.
Then The balls actually travels into the stomach. I won't believe otherwise.

acenazt:
Lmao bros chai dat pain no be here. D day Wey Dem shoot ball nack me for blockos na dat day I know say hellfire dey real. Chaiii

Lmao... Ive experienced it before... Hell fire is real bro... I tasted it at one shot!

UndisputedBosom:



You no dey wear boxers?

Mehn.. No boxers that day. Na sharp sharp movement. But the movement come slow die.

Benita27:
Don't worry, just get married and follow your wife to the labour ward on her day.
You will come here to advice those talking like you.

getting married soon, trust me. I'd choose child labour over kick in the balls

Glassdoll:
No no no! Don't even think about it!

Imagine someone pushing a baseball through your azzhole...

Now imagine that baseball had hands and legs and is wiggling like a worm through that hole.

Now imagine lots of cuts and blood.

Now say your intestine is connected to this ball...

Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

you said? Its like pulling your hair? Kick a guy in the balls and he might die... A friend died of it in pry 4.... My pain lasted for days. Omo... Childbirth is rewarded with a beautiful baby... A kick to the balls? ... Nothing good comes after

NevetsIbot:
Lol... Your whole head will be full of hot blood cos of one big poo. When its out, the sigh that follows it is heavenly.

Now compare that to havin a child thats far more bigger than poo comin out from the other hole

Maxi112:
getting married soon, trust me. I'd choose child labour over kick in the balls

Weedcrusher:
There is no way to make comparison. Women that have had labour pain don't have balls, and we men that have balls can't give birth

NB: IMO, labour pain is more important because it brings forth live

and a kick to the balls can reduce the chance of bringing forth life too.

DesChyko:
Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

I tell u man.. When it happens to ur fellow guy, the agony somehow gets to you, like really gets to u.

As for the zip thing? Damn, I'll neva forget that day n I'll neva make such mistake again

DesChyko:


Mehn.. No boxers that day. Na sharp sharp movement. But the movement come slow die.

Hahahahaha.....u took risk oh

UndisputedBosom:



Now compare that to havin a child thats far more bigger than poo comin out from the other hole

Lol, so this is where you're driving at eh?.... Well.. The VeeJay was created to really expand... The anus.... just to accomodate the passage of poo

D day wey ball nak me for balls, i think say na dat day i go die, d pain na die... My balls start to pain me, my lower abdomen, even my head, e be like say shit won catch me but notin. I won die, dat thing dey pain die

NevetsIbot:
Lol, so this is where you're driving at eh?.... Well.. The VeeJay was created to really expand... The anus.... just to accomodate the passage of poo

Oh really

Smallville10:
D day wey ball nak me for balls, i think say na dat day i go die, d pain na die... My balls start to pain me, my lower abdomen, even my head, e be like say shit won catch me but notin. I won die, dat thing dey pain die

Didn't you feel like vomitting?.... And as if your brain dey turn?....

UndisputedBosom:



Oh really

I just destroyed the bubble you wanted to form... Are you M or F?.

NevetsIbot:
Lmao... Ive experienced it before... Hell fire is real bro... I tasted it at one shot!

my guy dat pain get taste I swear. It was fvcking baadt

Some women give birth without shoutin or altering words but no guy gets hit in d balls and remains with his senses

KingRex1:

I tell u man.. When it happens to ur fellow guy, the agony somehow gets to you, like really gets to u.

As for the zip thing? Damn, I'll neva forget that day n I'll neva make such mistake again

Like ehn.. You sef go dey wonder HOW you take do that kain mistake

Smallville10:
Some women give birth without shoutin or altering words but no guy gets hit in d balls and remains with his senses

I even watched a woman giving birth, it was just like she wanted the doctors to remove a biro from her, she no even shout, wince or feel pain....

No guy can absorb the pain of a kick o.. Except he's that iron guy in deadpool

I once hit my balls on the edge of a desk, while chatting with a girl and the felling was like Oh Sweet Jesus

DesChyko:


Like ehn.. You sef go dey wonder HOW you take do that kain mistake

That is one mistake you won't want to forgive yourself for. The zip to the P shaft happened because I used annoyance to zip up a stuck zip. After the bitter experience, nobody taught me to always package my thing well and handle zips with care

The day My friend gave my balls hot kick while I was laying on the bed....mehn those balls ran deep inside my stomach...I couldn't move, I couldn't scream,It was just tears.....hot tears for hours It was like I was in a limbo,wondering what or how I offended this friend of mine,fever catch me instantly...an unforgettable experience

NevetsIbot:
Didn't you feel like vomitting?.... And as if your brain dey turn?....

hahahahahahaha. Guy i have never been so confused in my life. My whole system has in irresolveable confusion and d funny tin was na my babe leg mistakenly nak me. She laid on d bed with her legs stretchin out so i crossed one of d leg and her leg was btw my legs and naso she go raise leg up with force. And dat is d end of my story bro...

No wonder Peter cried when I mistakenly kicked the ball in his balls

Glassdoll:
No no no! Don't even think about it!

Imagine someone pushing a baseball through your azzhole...

Now imagine that baseball had hands and legs and is wiggling like a worm through that hole.

Now imagine lots of cuts and blood.

Now say your intestine is connected to this ball...

Please stop imagining...

A kick to the balls is nothing, it's just like getting your hair pulled violently

A kick to the balls is a life changing experience for any guy.

Almost every physical functions of the body..... and also time, stops the moment that kick connects.

Childbirth can be described as a beautiful natural process( A lot of women want to get pregnant despite knowing the pain they'll go through at childbirth)......... a kick to the balls is one of the punishments from hell (No guy is willing to go through a kick in the balls).

Smallville10:
hahahahahahaha. Guy i have never been so confused in my life. My whole system has in irresolveable confusion and d funny tin was na my babe leg mistakenly nak me. She laid on d bed with her legs stretchin out so i crossed one of d leg and her leg was btw my legs and naso she go raise leg up with force. And dat is d end of my story bro...

Osanobua!!! Na sufferment be that o.. Chei... I dey cringe here sev

Ebayray:
No wonder Peter cried when I mistakenly kicked the ball in his balls

no try am again o. Never

Ebayray:
No wonder Peter cried when I mistakenly kicked the ball in his balls

Sweet Jesus, the balls in the sack
no try am again o

NevetsIbot:
no try am again o. Never

Lolz, ok, is it that bad?.

cyber5:
Sweet Jesus, the balls in the sack no try am again o

Yes sir

Maxi112:
what about clipping your balls mistakenly with the zip of your trouser


another pain itself

Na that one worst pass bro