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Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by asarebabson: 6:43pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
*Today is World 'Penis Day'....Funny but Educative....* *********************** *A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a Bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a Condom, he protects you from all harm, A loving friend is like a Vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of yr problem, what kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, Bra, Condom, or Vagina friend?* *Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*. *Besides it has 3 good manners too* 1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs* 2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance* 3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*. (1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"* (2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!* (3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're bleeped*. (4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got bleeped to achieve it*. (5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*. (6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*. *When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!* *But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!* *Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"* "Happy Penis Day" 1 Like |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by Nobody: 6:47pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
How I wish it's Dicks Day all day errday... We will surely have a happy o goodie life on earth |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by asarebabson: 6:49pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Drop urs in honour of Mr & Mrs joystick. Lolzzzzzzzz |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by asarebabson: 6:52pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:very funny & always making urself happy, Love that. But wait o, r u really a lady? |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by Nobody: 6:56pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
asarebabson: Yes I am.. U can ask smellinganus or Traphedges in case u need some receipts |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by asarebabson: 7:08pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
TrapQueen77:u may wish to give or show me the receipt urself as they say seeing is believing. Tank |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by Nobody: 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
asarebabson: I wonda oh.. TrapQueen77: i doubt.. Just my tot |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by falcon01: 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
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Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by Nobody: 7:19pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by onyedika946(m): 8:06pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
I like ur sh*t. |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by Fidelismaria: 8:25pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
Ok |
Re: Today Is World "Penis Day"..... Funny But Educative...... by Nobody: 1:33am On Oct 08, 2016 |
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