When you begin to notice these signs, the witches and wizards in your village are following you to church.

1. If the customer you defrauded on Facebook is the guest preacher in your church and he sets his eyes on you

2. If you mount the podium to lead the prayer as the prayer warrior and your joystick begins to rise in front of the congregation

3. If the member of your church you beeped yesterday gives testimony of how God miraculously cured her of HIV/AIDS

4. If you stepped out to give testimony about how God delivered you from fornication, only for you to take a step back to your seat and a packet of Gold circle condom drops from your pocket

5. When you bring your tithe to church on Sunday, only to take an excuse from the ushers and headed straight to Bet9ja shop to blow your tithe

6. Wen you refuse to open the door on Saturday morning for a visitor thinking it's Jehovah witness people, only to get to church on Sunday and sister Janet shares a testimony about how an ignorant person he visited missed his blessing.

7. When u are invited to climb the podium and address the youths, only to realise the congregation is full of pretty and well-shaped babes and you begin to have an errection

8. During sermon, if an invited pastor points to you telling that you fornicated before coming to church. Meanwhile your parents and other family members dey beside you oooo

9. If your you girlfriend storms into the church during your wedding with pictorial evidence of the pregnancy test and abortion she did for you

10. If you put N50 in your left pocket and N1, 000 in your right pocket before going to church, only to dip your hand into the left pocket and dropped your offering but on getting home your N1000 turned to N50

I drop my pen at this point

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Pastor Tosyne2much

Source:http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/10-signs-that-witches-and-wizards-are.html?m=1

lol. dis is hilarious.

11. your village aunties followed you to church if At church financial breakthrough vigil, you are busy fornicating With one babe at the backyard thus you didn't know that the pastor is looking for you to come and receive urgent prayers else you will be poor for life..and you eventually missed the prayers

12. when you have hard on cause you were busy looking at the young daughters of Eve displaying their curves on tight clothes and the pastor noticed it and use you for sermon

13. when you want to clean your face after leading the praise session and you use your girlfriend's white pants instead of handkerchief cause you mistakenly picked it after having a quickie before hurrying to church

when the pastor calls a prayer point but ur lost in thoughts of how you gon straff thebig ass lady a beside you...nd didn't listen. Then you start watching other people 's lips to grab the prayer point.

And at the end you couldn't pick...



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SEUN and other men of god be looking at you like

what are witch and wizard

Pastor, how was church today?

olanshile2016:
SEUN and other men of god be looking at you like

what are witch and wizard

Oga Seun might have had an encounter with witches and wizards, who knows?

tosyne2much:
Oga Seun might have had an encounter with witches and wizards, who knows?

those famous otta witches

tosyne2much:

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Why person no fit comment for your blog?

Wen u are d only hardworking, "God-fearing" and devoted worker in d church, but on ur thanksgiving day, nearly all d ladies want to sing special songs for u because u are their boos and they end up fighting dirty on ur behalf





Wen Bro John thinks sis Rita is "holy" and decides to walk down d aisle with her but during marriage counselling session, she was asked to drink holy water to cleanse her inner being and she began to cry and explain how she aborted 18 pregnancies in 5yrs






When u compile 5months tithe together and u are about paying it but decided to quickly use it to play aja n sare(bet) and ur owo eventually Jona(u loss)




Wen u refuse to open d door on Saturday morning thinking its Jehovah witness ppl that are knocking, but on Sunday sis Janet shared a testimony that she was knocking @someone's door to deliver a huge amount of money but to d Glory of God and person refused to open d door, d money became her bonus......instantly u knew it was u






Wen d customer u defrauded is d guest preacher in ur church and he sets his eyes on u





Wen u are invited to address a congregation of youths, u climb d podium, gave a shout out to d youths, u realise d congregation is full of pretty and well-shaped babes and u begin to have a noticeable e*re*ction

KissChris:

Why person no fit comment for your blog?

Where you try am bro?

tosyne2much:

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Email:Tosyne2much@yahoo.com
Phone number: 08064787957

....oyaa, go track that guy.....i no know why eim dey call us....

hmmm

Egbon Lalasticlala, tell us the one you're guilty of

10 Signs that an Assho1e went to Church.

Sleeping during sermon

Lalasticlala, I believe this will make our Sunday

It's time to give offering in church and it's the dancing to the front of the church style

All of a sudden, your d!ck starts rising

My brother, na your village witches press your remote

When it's time for sermon and u are busy taking selfies and updating your status with your phone........

Well done