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A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by THUNDAR(m): 7:21pm On Oct 24, 2016
GUYS! You won't believe this but I saw devil today and the guy was fresh, his black was even shining, I could not believe my eyes!

Here was a little convo between us

Thundar: Ah devil, na you be this?

Devil: (Drinking 5 alive juice) eh na, na me na, Watin you expect

Thundar: na wa oh, for this country wa people de die for hunger?

Devil: exactly!!!!

Thundar: come I no understand, How comes na?

Devil: guy na wa for you oh, you no de see

Thundar: Ah see Watin na?

Devil: (shaking his head) You self na wa oh, you no know say before if people die, Devil, person mad, Devil, hunger de, Devil, Accident, Devil, Church prayers, Devil everything Devil even things wa I no do I no de even sleep well for night because them just wan end my career oh

Thundar: ehen, things still de the same na, no be them still u de blame every day

Devil: Chai, (shaking his head continuously) this guy de funny me, you no de see say now na Buhari?? Everything now na Buhari if person die them go say na hunger, if accident happen na hunger, person mad na hunger, Buhari even church prayers now all na Buhari Omo this days I de sleep wella

Thundar: Chai na True oh! So as things de roll like this Watin de for boys na

CC: Nairaland

Devil: guy na wa for you oh for this Buhari regime??
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Cutehector(m): 7:23pm On Oct 24, 2016
Boring.

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Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by freesinzu(m): 7:26pm On Oct 24, 2016
Before he escapes angry

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Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 7:28pm On Oct 24, 2016
freesinzu:
Before he escapes angry
Hahahaha...
you sef
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by THUNDAR(m): 7:29pm On Oct 24, 2016
freesinzu:
Before he escapes angry

Ah Bro you be mallam
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by freesinzu(m): 7:32pm On Oct 24, 2016
THUNDAR:


Ah Bro you be mallam
I know say I go catch you

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Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Sunnymatey(m): 7:35pm On Oct 24, 2016
na so
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by youngberry001(m): 7:36pm On Oct 24, 2016
Only God knows how many times i meet devil at bush...


#military
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 24, 2016
Was this supposed to be a joke or what undecided undecided
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Nobody: 7:43pm On Oct 24, 2016
Nawa o

Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by THUNDAR(m): 7:44pm On Oct 24, 2016
mhiz:
Was this supposed to be a joke or what undecided undecided

Oh Na you be Mhiz: I here your story!
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Nobody: 7:48pm On Oct 24, 2016
THUNDAR:


Oh Na you be Mhiz: I here your story!

what story?
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by THUNDAR(m): 7:52pm On Oct 24, 2016
mhiz:


what story?

Say you bad n you like de show yourself

I don de look for you make I strike you since
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Nobody: 8:03pm On Oct 24, 2016
THUNDAR:


Say you bad n you like de show yourself

I don de look for you make I strike you since

hahaha cheesy, you're high on expired tramadol or what undecided
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Nobody: 7:40pm On Oct 26, 2016
So the devil speaks pidgin undecided

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Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 7:51pm On Oct 26, 2016
nubian999:
So the devil speaks pidgin undecided

y u gotta ask such "nooby" questions huh nubian undecided
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by Nobody: 7:56pm On Oct 26, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:


y u gotta ask such "nooby" questions huh nubian undecided

Because I'm a nube undecided
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by EnigmaticEnigma(m): 8:04pm On Oct 26, 2016
nubian999:


Because I'm a nube undecided

u mean "noob" as in brand new

or

"nube" as in princess
Re: A Guy Saw Devil Today (unbelievable ) by mizzbouqui(f): 8:10pm On Oct 26, 2016
undecidedAnd how the hell is this romantic?

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