Mopolchi:
e look like where people dey gossip.

Gossip
Are you now a bad belle somebody?

You see people who are playing and laughing out loud and you say 'e look like where people dey gossip'.

Make I gossip you now!
Oga Mopol, I think I've seen this moniker somewhere. You look familiar. Have we met in the last 6 months?

LastMumu:



I came across one of my old funny Nairaland post on Facebook. Apparently, a friend of mine shared thought it was funny, shared it, I saw it, recognized it and shuttling NL and FB ever since checking for my 'stolen posts' Omo FB is littered with it o. I know I will get tired soon and sleep will take me away but I still kinda find it gratifying that people actually do appreciate some of my posts here on NL.

Lol. I understand that feeling well enough . You don old sha. No be today you begin do naughty things on NL. Good thing none of them old stuff is scandalous

I would have carried it first and shared with everyone.

amicable09:

Gossip
Are you now a bad belle somebody?

You see people who are playing and laughing out loud and you say 'e look like where people dey gossip'.

Make I gossip you now!
Oga Mopol, I think I've seen this moniker somewhere. You look familiar. Have we met in the last 6 months?

Maybe but I can't lay my hands on where it was.

FIPS MULTILINKS LIMITED, incorporated under the Nigeria cooperate affairs commission, CAC, with RC1252602 is a conglomerate of two foremost engineering service provision companies who have come together for the purpose of actualizing a common business agenda in real estate development. We are about to commence series of estate development across Nigeria. At this we seek application from proactive and result oriented individuals to join our work team. Available job openings includes; Project Manager, Project Engineers (Civil, Structural and Building), Architect, Quantity Surveyor, Accountant, Business Development Executives, Marketing Executives, Security Personnels, Store Keepers.

Job Title: Project Manager

Job Type: Full Time
Qualification: M.Eg/B.Sc/HND  in relevant construction field
Location : Lagos
Experience: minimum of 4 years experience


Responsibilities:
Further developing and training site teams while offering support as a lead Project Director.
Maintaining and further developing relationships with all key stakeholders including, client representatives, local authorities and supply chain.
Ensuring a high level of health and safety is adhered to and matches the contractor's policies and procedures.
Continue to support and lead further bids and tenders for future projects.
Manage and oversee contracts from commencement to completion, and attend pre start interviews.
Build and maintain excellent client relationships, whilst overseeing all phases of the construction process.
Attend pre start meetings with subcontractors. Instigate and chair subcontractor progress meetings. Attendance of project meetings. Compilation of monthly site progress report.
Build excellent working relationships with all sectors of the project team; manage the project engineers and architects.
Involvement in initial contract programming, followed by regular short term programming as the project evolves. Monitoring and reporting of actual progress against contract programme.
Compile monthly site progress report.
Where applicable, work closely with the Pre-construction Team on; HSQE and Programme issues and review /comment on design information issued by both Consultants and Suppliers
Overall responsibility for the sites health & safety, carry out weekly audits and attend fortnightly independent audit.
Formulate and compile close out schedules to ensure completion and quality.
Check, audit and maintain quality assurance.
Attend monthly internal valuation meetings.
To develop and implement the Pre-Development Plan.
To maintain ongoing communication with the Client and to identify future opportunities as they arise.

Qualifications/Requirements
MEg/BSc/HND in civil engineering, architecture, Quantity Surveyor or any construction related field
Professional Certification in project management will be an added advantage
Previously held a Construction Project Director role with a leading Residential Developer or Main contractor.
Minimum of 4 years experience and a proven track record of successfully completing large projects including fast track residential, commercial and retail units and delivering challenging refurbishment and fit out contracts from inception through to final handover
Experience in managing operational teams with clear track record of successfully managing project teams.
Broad knowledge of construction techniques with high technical expertise across many types of construction and forms of contract
Excellent organisational management, human management and project management skills.
Ability to develop and monitor robust programmes on complex multi-disciplinary projects
Have strong communication skills and be able to communicate with all levels of personnel.
Client facing and ability to build strong relationships.
Strong commercial acumen
Entrepreneur Mindset



JOB Title: Project Engineer (Civil Engineer, Structural and Building)

Location: Lagos
Job Type: Full Time
Qualification: M.Eg/B.Sc/HND  
Location: Lagos
Experience: minimum of 2 years experience in similar role


Job Description
Undertaking technical and feasibility studies including site investigations.
Analyze survey reports, maps, drawings, blue prints, aerial photography, and other topography or geologic data to plan projects.
Using a range of computer packages for developing detailed construction designs.
Plan and design transportation or hydraulic systems and structures, following construction and government standards, using design software and drawing tools.
Compute load and grade requirements, water flow rates, and material stress factors to determine design specifications.
Inspect project sites to monitor progress and ensure conformance to design specifications and safety or sanitation standards.
Calculate the pressures, stresses and strains that each component, such as a beam or lintel, will experience from other parts of the structure due to human use or environmental pressures such as weather or earthquakes.
Consider the strength of various materials, e.g. timber, concrete, steel and brick, to see how their inclusion may necessitate a change of structural design.
Liaise with other designers, including architects, to agree on safe designs and their fit with the aesthetic concept of the construction.
Examine structures at risk of collapse and advising how to improve their structural integrity, such as recommending removal or repair of defective parts or rebuilding the entire structure.
Make drawings, specifications and computer models of structures for building contractors.
Resolving design and development problems.
Direct or participate in surveying to lay out installations and establish reference points, grades and elevations to guide construction.
Liaising with clients and a variety of professionals including architects and subcontractors.
Managing budgets and project resources.
Scheduling material and equipment purchases and deliveries.
Ensuring projects run smoothly and structures are completed within budget and on time.
Perform other duties and responsibilities as requested by the lead project manager.



Job Title: Architect

Location: Lagos

Requirements and Skills
The candidate must be a graduate with at least 2nd Class Honours in Architecture from a reputable University, with a minimum of 5 years experience in architectural drawings and designing.
Strong interest in buildings and their uses practical and scientific skills
a methodical, logical and analytical approach to design and CAD skills
strong mathematical ability
good business awareness
strong communication and negotiating skills
Ability to manage and lead a team
Ability to work under pressure to deadlines


Responsibilities and Duties
creating building designs and highly detailed drawings both by hand and by using specialist computer-aided design (CAD) applications
liaising with construction professionals about the feasibility of potential projects
working around constraining factors such as town planning legislation, environmental impact and project budget
working closely with a team of other professionals such as building engineers, construction managers, quantity surveyors etc.
writing and presenting reports, proposals, applications and contracts
choosing the materials to be used and specifying the requirements for the project
adapting plans according to circumstances and resolving any problems that may arise during construction
making sure the project is running according to schedule and budget
playing a part in project and team management
discuss the ideas, objectives, requirements and budget of a project and in some cases, help to select a site
keep within financial budgets and deadlines;
prepare tender applications and presentations;
negotiate with contractors and other professionals;
draw up tender documents for contracts;
control a project from start to finish;
carry out regular site visits to check on progress and ensure that the project is running on time and to budget;
resolve problems and issues that arise during construction;
ensure that the environmental impact of the project is managed.


Job Title: Quantity Surveyor

Location:  Lagos

Responsibilities and Duties
Prepare Bill of Quantities for all building developments design.
Prepare bid evaluation reports from returned tenders.
Prepare priced bill tender.
Carry out periodic price survey of key building materials and going rates for specific work packages for various cadre of building contractors.
Review all payment request/certification/valuations, confirm correctness of claims and ascertain in line with contract terms.
Verify all variation claims.
Prepare and review final project accounts.
seeking funding sources and submitting bids
carrying out feasibility studies
preparing plans, contracts, budgets, bills of quantities and other documentation
performing risk analysis evaluations
making valuations
arranging payments to suppliers and contractors
providing advice and forecasts about costs
supervising staff.

Qualification and Skills
B.Sc in Quantity Surveyor
M.Sc in Building Technology or Quantity Surveyor will be an added advantage.
Membership of Nigeria Institute of Quantity Surveyors (NIQS) will be an added advantage.
Minimum of 5 years of experience with a Real Estate development company, Construction company or Estate Valuers.
A good knowledge of construction methods and materials
Maths skills / numerically minded
Budget and financial management skills
Ability to remain calm under pressure
A clear understanding of Building Regulations and other legal guidelines
Excellent communication and negotiating skills
Team worker with good interpersonal skills
Organised and methodological with a keen eye for detail
IT skills e.g. proficient with Microsoft software


Job Title: Development Accountant

Location: Lagos

Responsibilities and Duties
Transaction Processing and Financial Controls:
Review Joint Ventures partnership agreements, Identify the entity structure and relations.
Acquire in-depth understanding of structure, agreements, financing and risks of complex development projects.
Evaluate implications of a variety of legal documents related to complex financing structures as they pertain to accounting transactions.
Analyze various legal documents, including Letters of Intent, operating agreements, purchase and sale agreements, loan agreements and interpret for accounting treatment. Identify conflicts and propose solutions.
Review agreements and financial documents to determine and establish appropriate accounting procedures and transactions to record financial and other obligations for each unique development project.
Research complex accounting matters, agreements, analyzing results compared to prior period, budget and similar projects, establishing, streamlining and improving efficiency of reporting and processes for development projects.
Support business plan development and budgeting process and periodic outlook process.
Work directly with various staff levels from other departments to resolve multifaceted accounting and reporting issues and problems.
Facilitate draw fundings, receive wires, confirm amounts, notify appropriate parties, and initiate wires.
Reconcile loan draws, funding payments and outstanding invoices on a monthly basis to general ledger. Record adjusting journal entries as required.
Track pre-development costs, calculate pre-development loan interest, and provide various reports on pre-development costs incurred for each job.
Responsible for the month-end close process, verifying integrity and accuracy of the general ledger, investigate variances, identify and resolve issues. Prepare supporting schedules and record accruals.
Reconcile various bank accounts, monitor cash position, ensure timely correction of transactions and follow up as needed.
Develop and prepare a weekly Reporting Package.
Gather and compile information as needed by auditors for audit, cost segregation study, cost certifications and tax returns. Work with auditors to ensure timely completion.
Review tax returns, cost certifications, and operating partnerships financial statements.

Qualification and Skills
Bachelor's degree in Accounting.
3 years work experience in Real Estate Investment/ Development accounting related positions.
Experience with Financial Reporting and Cost Certification.
Must have intermediate to advanced level of computer proficiency in Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook.
Must be pro-active and a Self-starter who takes initiative as appropriate and completes the work.
Experience with strategy development and implementation desirable.
Ability to plan and lead projects through to the end.
Must have strong analytical skills.
Strong attention to detail and accuracy; highly analytical.
Great organizational skills and ability to multitask.


Job Title: Business Development Executive

Location: Lagos, Abuja and Portharcout

Responsibilities and Duties
Researching and developing marketing opportunities and plans.
Implementing sales plans and managing staff.
The Business Development Executive takes steps to measure, enhance, and enrich the position and image of the company through various goals and objectives.
Manage the day to day marketing activities and long term marketing strategy of the organization.
Accomplish marketing and sales objectives by planning, developing, implementing, and evaluating advertising, merchandising, and trade promotion programs.
Develop field sales action plans, Improve product marketability and profitability by researching, Identify, and capitalize on market opportunities.

Qualification and Skills
Bachelor's Degree/HND in relevant field providing a strong foundation for successful performance of the duties in the job description.
Knowledge of a wide range of marketing techniques and concepts especially in the real estate market is highly desirable.
At least, 3 years experience in similar role with a real estate related company.
Marketing Concepts, People Management, Sales Planning, Product Development, and Creative Services.
Skilled in written communication to understand written information (including facts, assertions and arguments), draw inferences, form hypotheses and develop logical arguments, and to express such information in writing so that others will understand and, at times, be convinced or persuaded.
Skilled in oral communication to understand verbal information and to express such information verbally so that others will understand and, at times, be convinced or persuaded and skill in making formal presentations to groups with diverse backgrounds and perspectives.
Interpersonal skills to interact effectively with business contacts in a professional, customer service-oriented manner.
Skilled in using a computer and modern office productivity software for; communicating, planning, scheduling, preparing spreadsheets and analyzing data, word processing, presentations, etc.



Job Title: Marketing Executive

Location: Lagos, Abuja and Portharcourt

Job Description
Make sales of properties
Meet up with the monthly target
Represent the organisation in sales meetings, sales presentation and sales rallies.
Identify new markets and business opportunities
Record sales and send copies to the sales office
Review your own sales performance
Negotiate the terms of an agreement and close sales
Gather market and customer information and provide feedback on buying trends
Visit potential customers for new business
Evaluating marketing campaigns
Monitoring competitor activity
Support the marketing manager and other colleagues
Sourcing and securing customers
Conducting market research such as customer questionnaires and focus groups
Contributing to, and developing, marketing plans and strategies
Managing budgets; arranging for the effective distribution of marketing materials
Maintaining and updating customer databases
Organising and attending events such as conferences, seminars, receptions and exhibitions

Remuneration
Attractive package with commission on each sale as well as other benefits attached to the position.

Job Title: Chief Security Officer

Location: Lagos

Responsibilities and Duties
The role of the chief Security Guard is to effect the necessary actions that ensure all conditions of entry and exit are met by all personnel whilst actively enhancing the security culture to create a positive environment through the professional application of policy and procedure.
Prevent and detect signs of intrusion
Ensure security of industrial, commercial and residential properties
In the event of an emergency situation raise the alarm, request appropriate assistance and act as the incident commander until relieved.
Patrolling
Monitoring surveillance equipment
Inspecting and searching buildings, personnel and equipment
Controls access points to permit authorised entry
Operate detecting devices to screen individuals and prevent passage of prohibited articles into restricted areas
Observe for signs of crime or disorder and investigate disturbances
Apprehend trespassers and violators
Act lawfully in direct defence of life or property
Control traffic by directing drivers
Prevent losses and damage by reporting irregularities, informing violators of policy and procedures
Monitoring of physical and technical access control assets (including CCTV) and reporting malfunctions in a timely manner for resolution
Assist the incident commander in the event of an emergency
Ensures operation of equipment by following manufacturer’s instructions, trouble shooting and calling for repairs
Maintaining a shift Log Book documenting all occurrences (dependant on assigned beat)
Documenting all handover and takeover details between shifts

Qualification Requirements and Skills
OND in any relevant field
Good interpersonal and conflict resolution skills
Proven working experience as a security guard or relevant experience (minimum 5 years)
Ex military personnel will be an added advantage
Excellent knowledge of public safety and security procedures/protocols
Integrity and professionalism
Able to deal with uncertainty, have good judgement and emotional control
A comprehensive understanding of the English language both written and verbal.
Basic computer skills
Certificate of professional security training
Member of Professional Security Body will be an added advantage


Job Title: On-Site Store Keeper

Location: Lagos

Responsibilities and Duties
Store and release supplies or equipments on site
Compile the records of the supplies on site
Checking the supplies from time to time
Record the number and the kinds of supplies.
Disseminate the supply in its designated areas.
Securing the status of each supply.
Checking possible damages or scratches

Qualification and Skills
OND in any relevant field
Minimum of 1 year similar experience in a construction related Company
Must have knowledge and experience in on-site storekeeping
Knowledge in basic bookkeeping
Must be keen to details.
You must be able to demonstrate good attention to detail.
Good Judgment
Showing logical decision making and a hands on approach.


Method of Application
Interested applicants should send their CV' with a cover letter to fipsmultilinks@gmail.com quoting the job title at the subject.

Remuneration
Attractive package with other benefits attached to the position.

Application Closing Date
4th November, 2016.

Mopolchi:
Maybe but I can't lay my hands on where it was.

Okay.

Oh my darling Kookny!
Like the wind, you have swept me off my feet and now I'm blown away!

I didn't see that rap early enough, forgive me.
So you are this good with words and rhymes and you've not written me anything prior to this time . Feeling sad. You come to this room and form all professional with me abi? Anytime you want to enter the chatroom you put on your tie and suit , I don't want you wearing those shirts with collars anymore . Please come in with the bling bling and sunshades . I like you like that

Now that I have seen this other side of you, I can declare you my CRUSH OF THE MONTH!
Do well to write me another stuff. I love rap music
Thrill me with those rhymes of yours

Good morning dear.

LastMumu:


I won't give up on us, even if the sky gets rough. I give you all my love, I'm still looking up...I'm still holding on.

I love love love love this song!

God knows I'm tough enough...... We got a lot to learn..... God knows we are worth it.... I won't give up us on us....

Good day Nairalanders,

Please I will like to undertake an internship in Human Resources in any establishment in Benin City.
I have a B.Sc in Political Science and some professional certifications, and currently studying for a Masters degree in International Relations at the University of Benin.
It has always been my desire to build a career in Human Resources. I intend to combine the internship with my academic programme, which runs only on Fridays and Saturdays.
I will be glad if my request is met with helpful information. Please pm or quote me so I can send across a detailed CV.

Thank you for reading through.

LastMumu:


Chai you sabi better song Jazmiynne. Jason Mraz is one of my favourite artistes and he is a damn good one as well.

Eh eh, from now henceforth, na only you I wan dey serenade, seeing that all the ones wey I don serenade that village girl Amicable09 is completely lost on her. Na only rap and apala music she sabi. Village girl!

I expected this response long long time ago

Shebi once I told you to send me your playlists but up till now as I type, you haven't sent not one, not two, nothing.

As long as our choice of music continues to differ, we cannot be compatible . Me and my rap music all the way!

At this point, I hand you wholeheartedly over to Jaz

LastMumu:


The emboldened.....Who tell you? I can beat my chest confidently that you do not listen to a quarter of rap music I listen to daily. Yes, a quarter!

I wake everyday listening to rap music, I lullaby myself to sleep with rap.

Go and sleep jare

Lol. Keep on beating your chest, Tarzan!
Truth is, rap music doesn't even make up to 20% of my entire music collection. But I love good rap. I love words. As long as the lyrics is clear enough and I can nod my head to it, then I'm hooked!

You want me to sleep by this time
Are you sure it's from your heart?
You mean the opposite shey? I will be awake for you. You hear?

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amicable09:

Remember you told me you are now a good man and therefore we suppose to marry . I believed you small that time but you haf spoil again so I take back my belief

@ami..lol...@lastmumu is not the one for you oo.Tori olorun. He joined small gang before now he has join bad gang...

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ceecee0703:


@ami..lol...@lastmumu is not the one for you oo.Tori olorun. He joined small gang before now he has join bad gang...

Bhet.... I cannor leave him, they have used rope to tie my leg with his

amicable09:



Bhet.... I cannor leave him, they have used rope to tie my leg with his

Me I cannot just watch oo....i will combine my holy cane and holy knife they will work miracles on the rope and on you.

amicable09:
Oh my darling Koo.kny!
Like the wind, you have swept me off my feet and now I'm blown away!

I didn't see that rap early enough, forgive me.
So you are this good with words and rhymes and you've not written me anything prior to this time . Feeling sad. You come to this room and form all professional with me abi? Anytime you want to enter the chatroom you put on your tie and suit , I don't want you wearing those shirts with collars anymore . Please come in with the bling bling and sunshades . I like you like that

Now that I have seen this other side of you, I can declare you my CRUSH OF THE MONTH!
Do well to write me another stuff. I love rap music
Thrill me with those rhymes of yours

Good morning dear.

LOOLL

Work no gree me o!

so, I do it on a frenzy.

Good to know you love it.

ceecee0703:


Me I cannot just watch oo....i will combine my holy cane and holy knife they will work miracles on the rope and on you.

Kookny:


LOOLL

Work no gree me o!

so, I do it on a frenzy.

Good to know you love it.

I do.

How's work going?
Saw you missed that hot test, sorry about that. Did you do them a mail to complain? Is there any chance you will feel the heat we felt soon?

Good morning and enjoy your day.

amicable09:

I do.

How's work going?
Saw you missed that hot test, sorry about that. Did you do them a mail to complain?
Good morning and enjoy your day.

Work's going on just fine.

hot test? lol, i missed it o. I didn't do dem any mail, was jus vexing sef, their African time tin!

Is there any chance you will feel the heat we felt soon?

which heat did you feel? sorry, I've not been so much around. I mean what happened?

In anycase, I'm jus applying in search of greener pastures ni

Kookny:


Work's going on just fine.

hot test? lol, i missed it o. I didn't do dem any mail, was jus vexing sef, their African time tin!

Lol. African time no be here! . Them get mind jare. After such long delay, I didn't expect that the test would still hold that day but it did and it was not funny. You know how you feel you are ready for an exam and they serve you the questions, only for you to ask yourself this question - " Na my life be this? " Lol.

which heat did you feel? sorry, I've not been so much around. I mean what happened?

The heat was generated from the fire of the test . Nothing much happened. The test ended as quickly as it started.

In anycase, I'm jus applying in search of greener pastures ni

Yea. The greener the grass, the.... (complete the sentence )

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Oyegaddiel:
Getting married in few weeks, y'all invited.

Congrats Ma, where is the venue so that I can come to eat Rice