dimexy247:
7. Prickly feeling after shaving your balls
Having to shave your balls and few minutes later, you’re itching all over. That prickly feeling down there won’t go away

SAMBARRY:
this is the only one I loff.I loff morning glory like kilode.waking up to see something standing at attention ready to work

Marlvin:
Sitting on your balls ,?

Balls sticking to your legs ?

Am just getting to know of this.

5minsmadness:

Means u gat small balls bro. You're lucky

5minsmadness:


The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

5minsmadness:


Means u gat small balls bro. You're lucky

Mindfulness:
So that's why Crackhaus and Dinachi are so severely affected by vagina envy?

crackhaus:

When I die and God tells me to choose between coming back to earth as a woman who will be president OR never coming back at all, girl I would gladly stay back in heaven and apply for a job as an angel-in-training.

taryour:


ROFLMAO !!! you are not nice wahalai. Lol

freecocoa:
Guess someone has balls the size of oranges, hahaha.

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

Marlvin:
Sitting on your balls ,?

Balls sticking to your legs ?

Am just getting to know of this.

crackhaus:

When I die and God tells me to choose between coming back to earth as a woman who will be president OR never coming back at all, girl I would gladly stay back in heaven and apply for a job as an angel-in-training.

Saint52:
Guy this are not problems,,, what about about you have to provide form yourself, like feeling ashamed to ask for money, when you look nice people thinks are very rich, if you ask for money they will say"guy you dey laf me", girlfriend wahala, infact guys problems has to do with money.

dimexy247:
6. Penis gets caught in the zipper
Countless number of times, this has happened to me.
Has your penis ever gotten caught in the zipper of your denim? Let’s not even talk about this one. Very painful Jesus.

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

dimexy247:
8. Sitting on your testicles
If you have big balls, pretty sure you go through this all the damn time.

BiafraBushBoy:
The toilet bowl tho... Hahahahahahaha
Mostly at night when no light... you gotta keep calculating...
Zipping of balls.. the feeling of pain is. better left for we alone
hahahaha

5minsmadness:


Then you must be very careless.
This only ought to happen in a man's life only once.
Once. and you will never EVA forget it.
After that you learn your lesson and look before you zip.

davbravo:
sometimes u end up peeing on the floor

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.