siralabai:
I can never forget the day I used Damatol as aftershave for my balls. Had to go open my ass to a full blast standing fan. Omo come see as people dey laugh for hostel that day. So embarrassing

baby124:
Lmaooooo. So the balls get stuck on your tighs and you sit on it too? You can't make this stuff up. Many jokes will come out of this. Like "oga have a seat, mind your balls o"

Audray:
Seriously?
That's it?
Men's problems are:
Boners,peeing properly,shaving, inadequate underwear,and pretending not to have feelings. Una never see anything.

5minsmadness:

And after 5mins of sitting down u excuse yourself to the men's roon so you can cry with some dignity.

dimexy247:

You really don't wanna know sis

SAMBARRY:


Ermm @5minsmadness please your attention is urgently needed here because I want to ask a question

IF men experience ibotan why aren't the in between of their laps black like ladies own

Thanks

chiraqDemon:
Or that feeling when ur sitting on the toilet n ur joystick touches the inside of the toilet bowl

5minsmadness:


The pain is legendary.
You see a well suited up man go up to the podium and have a seat, at the last minute he miscalculates and sits on his family jewels.

But he cant jump up cos then everyone will know, right?

And he cant scream out in pain neither.

so you see him cautiously adjust with a fake smile plastered to his face while his eyes drain watery tears of agony and perchance some one beside him asks whats the matter he goes "MMmmmHHhmmm" "Mhhhhmmmm" cos he really cant talk cos of the pain and anyway all he is thinking right now is if he'll ever be able to have kids again...

SAMBARRY:
actually it is.why do you seem upset

You're not cute when you don't smile. Oya let me see your 32

Dfinex:


lolsss....U sound like u are talking from experience.

5minsmadness:

Saint52:
Guy this are not problems,,, what about the fact that you have to provide for yourself, like feeling ashamed to ask for money, girlfriend wahala, infact guys problems has to do with money.
if you have money you dont have problem being a guy..... But girls if you have money or not you must wear your normal monthly red skirt.
Click like if you think girls should be well respected.

dimexy247:
9. Missing the toilet bowl
#PenisNotRiffle #PenisNotShotGun

Pidggin:


Lol you don't understand the joy, try being a white blue eyed blond

5minsmadness:


What's ibotan

Modified,
Nooo, we no dey get am. Thigh friction is different from a gummy scrotum. You wont understand...

5minsmadness:

Smh

siralabai:
I can never forget the day I used Damatol as aftershave for my balls. Had to go open my ass to a full blast standing fan. Omo come see as people dey laugh for hostel that day. So embarrassing

crackhaus:

When I die and God tells me to choose between coming back to earth as a woman who will be president OR never coming back at all, girl I would gladly stay back in heaven and apply for a job as an angel-in-training.

Mindfulness:

crackhaus:

Mindfulness:


In order to be as cool as Snoop or Mr DiCaprio, you would need to make a sharp u-turn.
You are the opposite mehn.

crackhaus:

And what is the opposite of cool? HOT baby... I'm crazy HOT

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you

Dance with me baby — come on yea, get to steppin..
[img]http://m.popkey.co/5cff9f/AobDm.gif[/img]

Mindfulness:


In order to be as cool as Snoop or Mr DiCaprio, you would need to make a sharp u-turn.
You are the opposite mehn.

Mindfulness:


Now, this is cool.

I thought you have lost your charm forever with your slack vagina and lick my car daughter and cook at night bi.tch kind of comments.

I adore Snoop now and forever so let's get the party started.

DarkRebel101:


Snoopie is just so smooth, mehnnn. Never liked his raps, but his cadence and the way he moves just makes you want to bop your head and Harlem-shake along.

crackhaus:

Hehehehehe.. you females on this section must really think the dudes on here registered on NL just to post comments that make y'all feel happy and jiggy?



Princesses...

Mindfulness:


Of all the places on this beautiful planet Earth you think a woman would log onto NL to find men who make her happy and jiggy?

Yeah, right.

crackhaus:

Exactly, this is my thought too...so why cant mandem just post what they want to post without you and your friends catching feelings?

Beats my imagination