PRISTINEMUSCLES:


Nah nah, far from it. My looks are what many guys crave for.

Had it been you were a guy, i could have dashed you 13 lbs of pure raw beef muscles. Don't ask me how.

Thank God am not guy

But your pic is not on your profile... Cmon? Be a good sport.. Let's see your pic.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:


That is out of the question. A ladies man must surely have a good masculine face to match the toned muscularly ripped body. So that is no issue for me. I got that covered.

Whatever you say bruh.

nubian999:
See advertising ok have noticed you

Noticer, notice me too nah

crackhaus:

Noticer, notice me too nah

Get in the gym and open a thread showing off your hairy pigeon chest and I will

nubian999:


Get in the gym and open a thread showing off your hairy pigeon chest and I will

Okay, you MUST notice me.

Amelian:






Thank God am not guy

But your pic is not on your profile... Cmon? Be a good sport.. Let's see your pic.

Hmmm. I guess you are the one on your profile pic. [quote author=Amelian post=50558270]






Hmmm. I guess you are the one on your profile pic. You are beautiful and i mean it.

sisisioge:

nice pointer

[quote :author=PRISTINEMUSCLES post=50566517]

Hmmm. I guess you are the one on your profile pic. [/quote]



Yeah it's me...
Thanks thanks * fluttering pink eyelashes* and blushing furiously..

SirShymexx:


Lmao @ having below 10% fat. I doubt you know what the hell you're talking about. Anyone with below 10% body fat that's natural would've daily joint problems with a super-stiff body. It's almost next to impossible. Ya body fat should be close to 25-30%. Someone like Anthony Joshua for example, has 15% body fat, hence I don't doubt him that much when he says he's natural.

Simeon can lie to you internet nerds/stans but those who know, know he's on juice. He has about 7% body fat and almost the same type of aesthetics and body measurements as the great Serge Nubret who was super-gifted with one of the greatest genetics ever. Yet Serge Nubret was on steroids. Ulysses is another compulsive liar on steroid juice.

I bet you think Kali Muscles isn't on steroids as well cos he claims he's natural all the time - hysterical.

Anyway, stop gassing yourself - you just push weights. You're not a body builder. Don't chat to me about muscles when you still lift baby weights...and I'm not even a bodybuilder.

Dont be stùpid man, what does body fat has to do with being a bodybuilder?


@pristinemuscles, Nigerians would always be nigerians. Just keep looking fit and good.

sisisioge:


I honestly don't know why I'm smiling. You sound cute...too cute sef. Do you by any means know guys like Amelia's bf that are single and desperately searching? I mean almost about to kill themselves kinda searching o The body specification is like flavour's o...pls make no mistake...thanks buddy, you rock

madam, i am available oooh. I stand at 5ft 8.5in, weigh 70kg, bodyfat of 13% BMI of 22.6 am hot oooh. Pm me

durentsneh:
madam, i am available oooh. I stand at 5ft 8.5in, weigh 70kg, bodyfat of 13% BMI of 22.6 am hot oooh. Pm me

Awwww...so cute. But no thanks.

durentsneh:
Dont be stùpid man, what does body fat has to do with being a bodybuilder?


@pristinemuscles, Nigerians would always be nigerians. Just keep looking fit and good.

Thanks man. I hope you are also pumping the iron.

sisisioge:



Awwww...so cute. But no thanks.

am hotter than flavor. More like trey songz

PRISTINEMUSCLES:


Thanks man. I hope you are also pumping the iron.

yea. But with small steroids sha

durentsneh:
am hotter than flavor. More like trey songz

I love you already. At least, you aren't one of those guys too lazy to chase a girl. But hey, I'm not for you buddy... flavor sef is a fantasy. Enjoy

sisisioge:


I love you already. At least, you aren't one of those guys too lazy to chase a girl. But hey, I'm not for you buddy... flavor sef is a fantasy. Enjoy

then prove it

durentsneh:
yea. But with small steroids sha

Why the steroid na? Dose tins are no good.
Try the "natural" way. Muscles gained through the natural shrinks slower than those pumped up with steroid.

sisisioge:



Awwww...so cute. But no thanks.

You are doing yanga abi. U have seen your "flavour" wanting to be your romeo. Don't keep the brother waiting abeg.

PRISTINEMUSCLES:


Why the steroid na? Dose tins are no good.
Try the "natural" way. Muscles gained through the natural shrinks slower than those pumped up with steroid.

i also want to grow thicker facial hair and i heard steroids does that

PRISTINEMUSCLES:


You are doing yanga abi. U have seen your "flavour" wanting to be your romeo. Don't keep the brother waiting abeg.

See me blushing o... let me go and explain myself to him.

durentsneh:
then prove it

Dude, here is a proof of my love for you...

First, I took my time to blush severely when you noticed me. Then, I went on lalal land thinking about your hot body. Then I came back to earth and went through your history here on NL and saw to my dismay that you might still be in school...whew! What a broken heart I have been nursing since yesterday. My Love, I left school a gazillion years ago...

Anyways, I think you are cool man. May God bless you with a beautiful damsel

Now get off my mentions and pump those irons...you remain my woulda been hottie

Everything attracts negativity in Nigeria

sisisioge:


Dude, here is a proof of my love for you...

First, I took my time to blush severely when you noticed me. Then, I went on lalal land thinking about your hot body. Then I came back to earth and went through your history here on NL and saw to my dismay that you might still be in school...whew! What a broken heart I have been nursing since yesterday. My Love, I left school a gazillion years ago...

Anyways, I think you are cool man. May God bless you with a beautiful damsel

Now get off my mentions and pump those irons...you remain my woulda been hottie

funny

sisisioge:


Dude, here is a proof of my love for you...

First, I took my time to blush severely when you noticed me. Then, I went on lalal land thinking about your hot body. Then I came back to earth and went through your history here on NL and saw to my dismay that you might still be in school...whew! What a broken heart I have been nursing since yesterday. My Love, I left school a gazillion years ago...

Anyways, I think you are cool man. May God bless you with a beautiful damsel

Now get off my mentions and pump those irons...you remain my woulda been hottie

All things bodybuilding and fitness attracts me like Ant to sugar these days.

But this sisisioge female tho! You wield a mean Pen sha! Gotta hand it to you. You always make rhyme and reason. Where have I been all your life ?

Meanwhile, I'm a newbie gym enthusiast. I have the body of a slob at the moment. I however just embarked on a bodybuilding voyage that's going to make me the envy of guys just like @amelian boo.

In two months, you're going to have yourself a Greek, sorry, a NIGERIAN Adonis. How about I supplant durentsneh as your "would-be hottie"?

What do you say?

kindredspirit:


All things bodybuilding and fitness attracts me like Ant to sugar these days.

But this sisisioge female tho! You wield a mean Pen sha! Gotta hand it to you. You always make rhyme and reason. Where have I been all your life ?

Meanwhile, I'm a newbie gym enthusiast. I have the body of a slob at the moment. I however just embarked on a bodybuilding voyage that's going to make me the envy of guys just like @amelian boo.

In two months, you're going to have yourself a Greek, sorry, a NIGERIAN Adonis. How about I supplant durentsneh as your "would-be hottie"?

What do you say?

Baaaaaby send me a mail biko...email is on my profile.

sisisioge:


Baaaaaby send me a mail biko...email is on my profile.

Lol
Sisisioge ooo.. I think say you don forget the matter, lol

But if u insist, i will send u a mail

kindredspirit:


All things bodybuilding and fitness attracts me like Ant to sugar these days.

But this sisisioge female tho! You wield a mean Pen sha! Gotta hand it to you. You always make rhyme and reason. Where have I been all your life ?

Meanwhile, I'm a newbie gym enthusiast. I have the body of a slob at the moment. I however just embarked on a bodybuilding voyage that's going to make me the envy of guys just like @amelian boo.

In two months, you're going to have yourself a Greek, sorry, a NIGERIAN Adonis. How about I supplant durentsneh as your "would-be hottie"?

What do you say?

oboi. U don old for dis kan tin na

durentsneh:
oboi. U don old for dis kan tin na

Hehehe. Person dey dey too old for that kin tin? Besides, sisisioge didn't think so. Old Geezers like us, we no dey tire. Energizer Bunnies on Crack! When you finish school and reach my age, you go know.

kindredspirit:


Hehehe. Person dey dey too old for that kin tin? Besides, sisisioge didn't think so. Old Geezers like us, we no dey tire. Energizer Bunnies on Crack! When you finish school and reach my age, you go know.

see dis old man go and take care of your wives and kids

durentsneh:
see dis old man go and take care of your wives and kids

Wives ke? I have just one ------> sisisioge! She's a vision of loveliness and a delight to the eye. A combination of beauty and brains rolled into one gorgeous heck of a woman!

You were too infantile for her so she chose an old, bodybuilding Rip Van Winkle like me. Let me go take care of her. I dey come.

Amelian:





Lol
Sisisioge ooo.. I think say you don forget the matter, lol

But if u insist, i will send u a mail

Wait a minute babes, are u now doubling as a guy now Chai! Send me a mail anyways.... anything can happen nau...your bobo's brother fit even change his mind about his cute girlfriend me!

By the way, my pm doesn't work darling

kindredspirit:


Wives ke? I have just one ------> sisisioge! She's a vision of loveliness and a delight to the eye. A combination of beauty and brains rolled into one gorgeous heck of a woman!

You were too infantile for her so she chose an old, bodybuilding Rip Van Winkle like me. Let me go take care of her. I dey come.

Hey easy dude...let's not scatter the wedding already.