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Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Edwinmason(m): 6:59am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Bollinger:you what your definition of corruption? 1 Like |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Despero(m): 7:03am On Nov 10, 2016 |
where is Amber Rose? 1 Like |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by LorDBolton(m): 7:36am On Nov 10, 2016 |
MONITZ: Yea true. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by pamcode(m): 7:38am On Nov 10, 2016 |
I think the only people trump offended were the big wigs in the society the common people were behind him. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by alincoln839(m): 7:41am On Nov 10, 2016 |
How about SNOOP DOGG
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Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Caleycash(m): 7:45am On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403:Lolz... don't trust what people say, trust when they do!!! |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by crush20(m): 7:55am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Trump is indeed a no nonsense person |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Vince77(m): 8:23am On Nov 10, 2016 |
DevilhimseIf: Honestly |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Oyindaberry(f): 8:25am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Good day to everyone, especially *Nigerian-Americans*. They need it most. Happy elections. Don't think I'm crazy for greeting you happy elections, in Nigeria we greet people about everything. You have to get used to this now because you are coming back home. So, E ku election. I very much understand that you will soon be sent packing from there, so I have taken it upon myself to prepare you for the transition. You have just a little time left there, utilize that time to learn more about Nigeria that you are coming back to. In Nigeria, we don't have light. Buy power bank while coming. Don't say I didn't tell you. Buy power Bank from there because the ones here are just like your marriages, they don't last. Buy a quality one from the abroad when coming. Also, make sure you charge your phone full before coming here. You should also save money for generator. Buy rechargeable lamps and plenty torchlight too. Also, save enough money for subscription. There is no free WiFi here. For those of you that will be settling in Lokoja, Jidenna and Co, I'll advice you to buy a glo line. Their network is strong. Save enough money for emergency transport. You will be deported to Nigeria and by the time you get to the airport, you will need to board a keke from the airport to the badagry refugee centre, from where your ancestors had been shipped to America before. Fuel don cost, transport don increase. Do you eat moin moin ? Learn how to... In Nigeria you cannot sit down and order pizza anytime you want. The only order you can make is when you yell to the moi moi seller across the road to bring hot moi moi for you. Learn proper home training. In Nigeria the only time the police will arrest your parents for hitting you is after you are dead already. And they will later settle the case as "a family affair". If you think you can come here to speak 'innit' for your parents, it's the neighbours that will help them beat you. Are you a graduate? Doesn't matter. There is no job. Your American accent will not give you a job, except your father knows someone who knows another person that knows a politician, you won't have a job. Dear American Lover Boy, Nnewi girl will not go Dutch with you. As a matter of fact, no Naija girl will go Dutch with you. You have to prove your masculinity by paying for the date. No one is splitting the bills with you when you take a girl on a date. When you 'collide' with a stranger in the market, PLEASE CHECK IF YOUR PENIS IS STILL INTACT. Learn the Nigerian names of common products. No one will sell "sausage rolls" for you. If you can't call it the Nigerian name- "Gala", no one would have time for you. Noodles is "Indomie". Pasta is "spaghetti". All seasoning is "maggi". Dear American girl, you cannot dress anyhow you like. Your neighbours will eye you. The random old woman in the market will hiss at you. The random lady in the bus will preach to you. The area boys will jeer you. You might want to report "harassment" to the police, they will arrest you for indecent dressing. Dear lovers, in Nigeria we don't show public display of affection. You cannot be kissing your boyfriend under the rain. The old woman passing by will invoke thunder to strike the both of you. These are some of the basic tips to help you adapt after you have been deported. More to come in due course. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by benjsniper33: 8:45am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Catastrophe1: Ode jatijati |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Skookum(m): 8:57am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Hmm
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Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Bollinger(m): 9:02am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Edwinmason: A Nigerian. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Catastrophe1: 9:04am On Nov 10, 2016 |
benjsniper33:Afonja spotted. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Edwinmason(m): 9:07am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Bollinger:okay |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 9:53am On Nov 10, 2016 |
Caleycash:why did they give her false hope |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 9:54am On Nov 10, 2016 |
caracas:is Clinton black |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 9:59am On Nov 10, 2016 |
lastmessenger:Gods servant? lastmessenger:Gods servant? |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Nobody: 9:59am On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403: my dear that politics for you. Is not about who the people wants is about who the devil decide will sit on that chair. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 10:01am On Nov 10, 2016 |
LorDBolton: LorDBolton: LorDBolton:why didn't the popularity show during campaign |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 10:02am On Nov 10, 2016 |
AntiIPOOP:by Russians, Abi! |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Nobody: 10:04am On Nov 10, 2016 |
PietroRico: world events that has never occur before will surely unfold through him. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 10:06am On Nov 10, 2016 |
iamloyalty:so ma'am the people that voted Trump are devils followers? |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Nobody: 10:20am On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403: read my statement again. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by lastmessenger: 11:27am On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403:Yes he is Gods servant. Quote me anywhere. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by benjsniper33: 12:14pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Catastrophe1: Omaale Olori pelebe, owa mama bo kio wa je igbadun oloyi |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 12:32pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
iamloyalty:who the devil wants to win? |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by chigoziri2403(m): 12:35pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
lastmessenger:which god are you talking about |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by Temysteve(m): 1:18pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
Jcob:CNN especially |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by AntiIPOOP(m): 1:44pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403:Yes |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by lastmessenger: 2:00pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403:God |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by merits(m): 3:10pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
jomoh:. Haba! What makes you say this?make I learn 4m u. |
Re: US Celebrities Who Vowed To Leave US If Donald Trump Wins by whoisuche: 4:07pm On Nov 10, 2016 |
chigoziri2403: That's what God Almighty can do. |
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