Chapter 2: King Bubu and the Noise Makers
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Diversify
1. When the Creek Avengers threatened to push Nigira to the edge of doom, several counseled King Bubu son of Hari to parley with them.
2. But the King would not budge. For obstinacy was his middle name and being obdurate was a second nature. He is the King, imperial, all knowing, and unforgiving. And only him counts!
3. “Since the Creek Avengers have decided to destroy Chambers of Oil in their domicile, I shall diversify commerce. I shall spend sizeable sum of gold to search for oil in other places.” And so he did.
4. Whereupon the people responded saying, “Lo, the King seeks to diversify commerce, but continues to waste precious gold in search of elusive oil with declining importance. Pray, is the King Bubu confused? Surely the King should be spending the gold helping farmers, miners, the blacksmiths, and the foundries.”

Disease of the ear
5. Even when King Bubu appointed Ministers it was too late. The deed has been done. Commerce has collapse, and Nira continue to shrink in value and desire when pitched against the golden dollar. Penury and despondence ravaged the land.
6. But several of the Ministers continued the missteps of King Bubu. Perhaps he’s infected them with his disease of the ear that they have become deaf like the him to reason, and blind to see the sufferings in the land.
7. Perhaps they knew no better. Alas, Nigira continue to inch closer to edge of doom.

Cacophony of Noises
8. And when the people complain saying, “O King, several of us are without jobs as enterprises have shut down, give us job and food lest we starve to death.”
9. The Ministers answered in cacophony of noises, for the King had called them noise makers. And true to their names they act.
10. “We shall revoke the permission to lend from any money lender who dismisses several people from their enterprise,” threatened the Master of Labour. He forgot many more will lose their job if he so does revoke their right to lend.
11. “Masquerades! Masquerades!!” [/i]pranced the Master of Propaganda, Liar son of Momed, [i]“Masquerades!!!” He danced. “We shall create several thousands jobs dressing masquerades from the East in the land of the Heeboes,” he enthused.
12. He forgot that the Heeboes have been dressing masquerades for pleasure long before his ancestors chanced upon Nigira.

Noise Makers
13. “I have a solution,” shouted the Master of Sport, “Let our young men and woman race for gold and glory at the Olympics, surely they require no training for this.”
14. But the people scoffed at him. For hardly has it been heard that any won anything at the Olympic without proper tutoring.
15. “Ah, the people eat too much grains, wherefore the cost of grains has risen,” volunteered the Master of Crops, “Nigirans should eat less grains and donate their lands for cattle grazing,” he suggested, a broad smile emblazoned across his face.
16. “Let the people offer up the precious gems and jewelries to help the country,” suggested the Counselor on Material Prosperity, nodding his head like a lagoon lizard.

Doom a word
17. “There is no problem with Nigira edging towards doom. Recession, doom are but spoken words of now value,” [/i]assured the Master of Coins pushing back her hair to reveal an overwhelmed face.
18.[i] “Thou spoke true words, O Master of coins,” [/i]nodded the spokesman of King Bubu aggressively, “[i]Those who say otherwise, are wailers, and children of wailing wailers,” he added.
19. “Let’s keep telling them that the deposed King Jonah the Able son of Locki and his men took so much spoils from Nigira and did nothing with Nigira’s wealth.” added Oshi son of Gbanjo
20. “They are the cause of our woes,” agreed King Bubu son of Hari, “I shall employ another adviser on scroll and scribes, to help me trumpet this.” he added.
21. And in this manner many of the ministers, noise makers, as King Bubu called them, and the King continued to speak in discordant tunes, pointing fingers at any and all for the doom befalling Nigira.
22. Thus did Nigira continue to approach the edge of doom.

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