HARDDON:

LasoulMacuby:

LOL. I want to see her not because she said she missed me, but because I would want to really see her, look at the smile on that beautiful face

Tosiris:
Please I have an issue help me out.
There is this girl, she was all over me. So one day i went 2 see her, she lives with her senior sis but she was out. She gave me all the green light but for some bizarre reason i didn't make a move, not that i was scared because i played with her, lifting her up, licking her ear and all that. But that was all, no kissing and no sensitive touches. I wanted 2 take it slowly. So after that day she changed, she started acting up. So i decided 2 visit her again and give her d banging she wanted but i guess its already late. Was close 2 her house called her, she told me she wasn't around i got so angry that i yelled at her for her attitude. Few days later i called and apologized, told her i want 2 see her she promised she will come 2 my office ( managing my dad's business). Didn't see her, called her she didn't pick up, called her for more several days no pickup.. One day i saw her and her sister, they actually packed in front of my office, i came out called her 2 come inside, didn't see her i was so embarrassed. Days later i sent her a text, it was straight 2 d point, telling her i love her, how i was taking it slowly so feelings won't quench so quickly bla bla bla.. Yet no reply ever since..
I really Need 2 Bleep that girl 2 redeem my image. Please what's your advice?

liljboy:
you've already tanked your boat.

LasoulMacuby:

LOL. I want to see her not because she said she missed me, but because I would want to really see her, look at the smile on that beautiful face

HARDDON:



Hahahaha !
Now some1 is using ma skills on mua! Yea i know this was gono happen sometimes but i didnt envisage it wud come from a dude that needs help!

Gee, it is eida u explain ur self n get d ansa u so seek, or go bland!

Im still dah Boss

With dem BIGBALLZS !

yeah u are da boss na afteral u got three balls



i have something to tell u sha bt i don't knw if da boss is gonna like it.

HARDDON:



YOu r not ready bliv me.

U wud run dry n shoot bland n u might just start losing her

Tosiris:
Please I have an issue help me out.
There is this girl, she was all over me. So one day i went 2 see her, she lives with her senior sis but she was out. She gave me all the green light but for some bizarre reason i didn't make a move, not that i was scared because i played with her, lifting her up, licking her ear and all that. But that was all, no kissing and no sensitive touches. I wanted 2 take it slowly. So after that day she changed, she started acting up. So i decided 2 visit her again and give her d banging she wanted but i guess its already late. Was close 2 her house called her, she told me she wasn't around i got so angry that i yelled at her for her attitude. Few days later i called and apologized, told her i want 2 see her she promised she will come 2 my office ( managing my dad's business). Didn't see her, called her she didn't pick up, called her for more several days no pickup.. One day i saw her and her sister, they actually packed in front of my office, i came out called her 2 come inside, didn't see her i was so embarrassed. Days later i sent her a text, it was straight 2 d point, telling her i love her, how i was taking it slowly so feelings won't quench so quickly bla bla bla.. Yet no reply ever since..
I really Need 2 Bleep that girl 2 redeem my image. Please what's your advice?

believe me eh!if oga Harddon da boss c dis ur jaggons eh.ur punishment no go be hear



na ur type dey make am provoke wella,infact e make i just short up da wait.

Tosiris:
Please I have an issue help me out.
There is this girl, she was all over me. So one day i went 2 see her, she lives with her senior sis but she was out. she gave me all the green light but for some bizarre reason i didn't make a move , not that i was scared because i played with her, lifting her up, licking her ear and all that. But that was all, no kissing and no sensitive touches. 2. I wanted 2 take it slowly . So after that day she changed, she started acting up. So i decided 2 visit her again and give her d banging she wanted but i guess its already late. Was close 2 her house called her, she told me she wasn't around i got so angry that i yelled at her for her attitude. Few days later i called and apologized, told her i want 2 see her she promised she will come 2 my office ( managing my dad's business). Didn't see her, called her she didn't pick up, called her for more several days no pickup.. One day i saw her and her sister, they actually packed in front of my office, i came out called her 2 come inside, didn't see her i was so embarrassed. Days later i sent her a text, it was straight 2 d point, telling her i love her, how i was taking it slowly so feelings won't quench so quickly bla bla bla.. Yet no reply ever since..
I really Need 2 Bleep that girl 2 redeem my image. Please what's your advice?

liljboy:
for me.... I'll say, just try and see her but don't send out "needy" signal when you eventually see that smile wey dey scatter your head.

Adasun:
yeah u are da boss na afteral u got three balls



i have something to tell u sha bt i don't knw if da boss is gonna like it.

LasoulMacuby:

That y I called on you, so what should I do, Ignore her for sometime or what? Let me in, I have gone through the pages of the thread yet I can't seem to find a link to my own issue

HARDDON:


U wud not ignore her!

U wud start by putting words in her mouth n mind melting feelings in her heart.


The ansas u seek r on da pages but u read tru them like a novel, u aint gono get nada.

Right now, she is just feeling her self n felling posh because of d airs u r oozIng coupled with what kid sis told her.
It is official, u luv her more than she loves u now.

Ur solution lies in ur ability to turn d tables arroud. bhave sendless. Put ur emotions under check like she has been doing to u that has been making u go gaga.

Make fun of her( sexy funny jabs) , put it to her that d way she is soundin so sexy over d phone, that u r suspecting her....if she ask y, tell her u feel dat
She wudnt hesitate to rape u if she has d chance...but she should beware what she wish for ooo, cos d guy downstairs can hurt something
. this is what we call breaking all holds on phone first.

U cant imagine how explosive it wud be wen u finally meet. Give her d gift of missing u.
Let her beg to see u.
Use random talks to swing her wanting u n the fact she has to try harder to get u cos u aint cheap n she is on a long queue.


Here is my true story:

There lived a virgin. We met in an eatery. my usual way of throwing fun hooks into d air. She swallow it n was hooked.
I dazzled her with my wealth of wisdom in d female world. While we were talking, i pulled out my well scented , sparkling white hankerchief( always have two of these well perfumed) , n told her to lean over that some white stuffs were on her neck, she did n i , with d gentle touch of a practiced surgeon, cleaned her neck of something that wasnt existing.
I did this to let her feel my soft palm ( cos i used one hand to hold d neck, while d other cleaned) . I cud feel she like d fragrace of ..... i thereafter, gave her d hanky, she wudnt after i assured her ive got another, she collected it.

B4 she cud thank me, i stood up, saying works calls, as i made to go, i cud see in her eyes she wanted me to ask for her line. I turned, gave her my phone n she typed in , relived she wud see me again. Off i majestically rolled. Dishing some instructions over d phone.
As a principle, i dont ever call my new gurls d first day.
Let them anticipate ur call. Let them wish to hear its u. Let them jolt whenever their phone rings , thinking its u.

N disappoint them by not calling that day d way other guys wud. These can only happen when u create a short, fun n witty first impression.

I HATE EVERYTHING OTHER GUYS DO. EVEN IF ITS WORKING. i must carve my own lane. Stand out.

SENSE PILL 71: Always bow out when d ovation is loudest ,dont forget to Drop a line of note. This saves u intro Questions.


Intro question r boring, so when she goes , sorry who im i with, u just say d line of note, without bodering to introduce urself, she knows

To cut long story short, when i finally called, she was

HARDDON:



Nb: there is diz secret u should know n apply:

Never approach any lady with a stranger mentality ! Approach them like uve known them for a life time! It dis arms them also.

U know guys naturally r either scared to meet hawt ladies, or get so stunned they lose their tongue n start stuttering or get so conscious because they don't want to spoil it n pass the wrong impression across!

My advise? Throw ur natural self tru d roof n let this grilled U ball tru.
U wud be glad u did

HARDDON:

All d ansas u seek r on d pages of this thread.

We are working on a blog to simplify locating specific nuggets


Here r some i helped dig out:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/27#47600717

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/20#46519398


I should add this WARNING:
with the way u r so head over heels for her(sounding like a peacock on heat) , coupled with thaT HUGE URGE swelling inside of u.... telling u to ask her out, u wud soon dry out d fun n tension in this bond.

Why do guys always want to mess things up just wen things seems to be working smoothly because dey feel they should tow d boring regular guy's ways of doing things?



Know wen last i asked a gurl out? : in secondary school! Yea, eons ago b4 i stumbled upon dese ways...
Even though i was a luv letter consultant, n my rep was 80% success rate, i hated it wen guys ask gurls out.

Let alone in dis age n time

HARDDON:



@ bolded 1, if u r all so so n no go go, why did u bother tuning her up @ all? there r situation where u can afford to do this n get away wit it, not just this one! N
U call ear loop none sensitive ? Like u didnt feel her twitch wen u did that? ARrrhh!!!


@ bolded 2, i put it to u that u didnt want to take it slow! U were just out of ur wits n breath! U didnt know how to smoothly transit raggae into blues moves or u were scared she might turn u down or her sis might walk in on u guys or u dont really fancy her festures.
Any of these reasons, i wud accept, but not taking it Slow with a tubbing JR n a wet n Willing Winnie.


@Bolded 3, u cant just show up like that to anybody's crib n expect positive response most especially after what happened ealier. N what were u thinking letting a gurl get under Ur skin n u go raising ur voice?
JR must hv been very despirate n u ofcos transfered that tru d phone to her. Who wudnt run?

@bolder 4, hit urself with a pitchbook! We wrong gurls, n still make them apologise. A man worth his ballzs rarely apologise for his actions or inactions! We make fun outa it or form vex n elicit appologies from em.

After your appologies, she can read tru u n know that u r despirate. N that drove her futher off.she no more sees u like she did b4, rather as one who is just interested in getting into her pants.


@Next bolded! Ur pvssy despiration kept pushing u on n on n then u committed the worst of all RED BLUNDERS! blurring out LOVE!
how hugely pathetic! I easily forgive u for all d other goofs but his one? I skin ur ballzs n dry them under A blazing Sun!

Is this even logically tenable? How do u explain this? That some1 has been ignoring u cos of ur acute despiration n d best u cud do to win her over is to preach that over used , super abused LUV gospel?
I'M RED FACED RIGHT NOW. NO CLASS NO HONOUR, NO COLOUR.

Luckily 4 u, , u knew u were blabbing. Saving grace.

The last bolded is what got u into this ish!
Wake up dude! Unless ofcos u wano go commiting d crime of rape, she aint coming back!

Exception: due to some act of unnatural hand or some def moves

Uve falling from d peek of perfetion where she once held u, to d dust of humiliation, despiration brought u.




To all reading this:
One thing u should know about crush is: it's called crush n just as it came consuming d cruher, it can easily get crushed. Just one wrong step, it Vapourizes n u sit wondering where it all went wrong. Hoping to give ur soul to hv it back.

U might have it back but ur soul is gone, so u wudnt still enjoy it. Itz a lose-lose situation......Just move it on

Adasun:
believe me eh!if oga Harddon da boss c dis ur jaggons eh.ur punishment no go be hear



na ur type dey make am provoke wella,infact e make i just short up da wait.

Adasun:
believe me eh!if oga Harddon da boss c dis ur jaggons eh.ur punishment no go be hear



na ur type dey make am provoke wella,infact e make i just short up da wait.

CuteCeo:
Whew. I finally finished the thread after 3 days of intense reading and practice. Hello Harddon, i really appreciate what you're doing for us out here. You don't know how much you've impacted into people's lives. This is my own story. I've always been a shy guy and throughout my university education, i wasn't intimate with any lady, partly due to my shyness and also due to the fact that i don't really fancy meeting girls and all. But during my final semester, i decided to find a girl. So, there's this girl I met on social media, and from there I got her contact. But having read the thread, i know I've been doing everything wrong. I always chat with the girl everyday. Boring conversations, and she's even the one always spicing up the convos, cos she's very jovial and friendly. We've gone on a date once after my final exams. And I've been the nice guy, always complimenting her. Also, she has already told me about her relationships and she doesn't intend to settle for another one unless she's sure it was going to last. and I've stupidly also told her I've never had a girlfriend. Then few months after, i professed my love to her, which she turned down saying she doesn't want to start any relationship that's not going to last. I said OK, and we continued talking, But things started changing gradually, and the talks subsided. Now she complained of my boring chats and how they are cliché (Which of course i knew they were). So, i now encountered this thread 3 days ago. Since then, i have not messaged her, and she hasn't too. Pls what can i do to get her back and how can i take control of the situation.

WackyJ1:


Harddon Explain the bolded..

CuteCeo:


Bro. as regards the Blog, any help needed, I'll be glad to offer

Tosiris:


lol.. u really destroyed me.
thank you anyways.

(Exception: due to some act of unnatural hand or some def moves)) how do i go about this?

HARDDON:


is her sister married?
do you know any of her friends( hawt ones) ?


whatever you do, start ignoring her henceforth while we work this out.
block her on social media, block her line, block her off. no contact whatsoever.

i dont even know why im doing this, your motive seems wrong.

if you dont really fancy her but just wano get your rep back by correcting whatever impression you thing she has about you, I would advise you let her go.

but if she is really some1 you want for keeps, then we cud give it a try

HARDDON:


is her sister married?
do you know any of her friends( hawt ones) ?


whatever you do, start ignoring her henceforth while we work this out.
block her on social media, block her line, block her off. no contact whatsoever.

i dont even know why im doing this, your motive seems wrong.

if you dont really fancy her but just wano get your rep back by correcting whatever impression you thing she has about you, I would advise you let her go.

but if she is really some1 you want for keeps, then we cud give it a try

CuteCeo:
Whew. I finally finished the thread after 3 days of intense reading and practice. Hello Harddon, i really appreciate what you're doing for us out here. You don't know how much you've impacted into people's lives. This is my own story. I've always been a shy guy and throughout my university education, i wasn't intimate with any lady, partly due to my shyness and also due to the fact that i don't really fancy meeting girls and all. But during my final semester, i decided to find a girl. So, there's this girl I met on social media, and from there I got her contact. But having read the thread, i know I've been doing everything wrong. I always chat with the girl everyday. Boring conversations, and she's even the one always spicing up the convos, cos she's very jovial and friendly. We've gone on a date once after my final exams. And I've been the nice guy, always complimenting her. Also, she has already told me about her relationships and she doesn't intend to settle for another one unless she's sure it was going to last. and I've stupidly also told her I've never had a girlfriend. Then few months after, i professed my love to her , which she turned down saying she doesn't want to start any relationship that's not going to last. I said OK, and we continued talking, But things started changing gradually, and the talks subsided. Now she complained of my boring chats and how they are cliché (Which of course i knew they were). So, i now encountered this thread 3 days ago. Since then, i have not messaged her, and she hasn't too. Pls what can i do to get her back and how can i take control of the situation.

HARDDON:



wonder why guys always have the urge to spill the luv line and spoil every lil good thing there is !!!!! Arrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I've had it!

if you guys havent noticed, WHEN YOU TELL A GURL you have been kul with YOU LOVE HER, the meaning she reads into that is totally the opposite of what you try to communicate.

You: I love you and want you to me my gurl

her: ****thinking**** i think he just want to have unreserved access to my pvssy. after all, that is what Roy told me last month and after i accepted and he had his way, he changed completely, I am not falling for that cheap talk again!

2) we dont compliment gurls, we make fun of them no matter how beautiful.

infact, i used this today and gave out my number to 2, i collected number from another one.

the one i gave my line to yesterday, called today, but i didnt take.

HARDDON:


know how you make fun of them?

her hair, nails, legs, face, forehead( this was what i used to get the first one today, i told her : "

me: wow, that looks like a brand new hair on your head,
she: yea it is( hoping i was gono heap praises on her thereafter, but i took her by surprise)
me: i wud have loved it, if the person that made it didnt make it in sure a way that your forehead is now so pronounced...
she: (she laughed, cos she already knew i was stating the obvious) is it that bad?
Me: yea, it makes me feel if you stand under the rain, rain drops wud fall parallel and never touch your face....natural roof
she: (she crackled so hard. other tables started looking at us). come, on itz not that bad
Me: u wish.....My time is up, here is my card. call btw 7-8pm, one minute after 8, i wud be in the air.



and i was gone.

the hawter they are, the extra fun i poke @ them. cos i know very few guys have the guts to pull stunt like that on a stunning soul and blend it so well( voice tone, facial expression, body language and gesticulation) that they actually laugh while u insult them.

how can they wen they are busy getting blown by her beauty and they go losing their tongues?

HARDDON:


one more thing, was there any incriminating evidence on your phone that day?
is there any message, from whoever gurl, that shows u are blowing some1 else?

cos it might surprise you to know that what you r even suspecting is not really the issue