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What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by maputohq: 9:58am On May 24, 2016 |
As kids, lot of thoughts runs through our head which we find out to be absurd while we are grown. These thoughts are influenced on how we view things as kids and we end up creating funny theories based on our perception. While I was younger (3-6 years), I was always coming up with theories and updating them when necessary. They were known to me alone some of which are: 1. i had thought macaroni causes the production of phlegm and so, causes the mouth to stink; 2. i had the view that children below 5 would return to become babies if they are allowed into the hospital ward. this was as a result of me being disallowed to go past the reception because i was "small"; 3. in relation to number 2, i thought babies were manufactured in the hospital and being in the hospital they can never grow. i later updated my theory that women gets pregnant only when married; others 4. i can fly at the sound of trumpet; 5. food eaten drops to toe till it gets to the head; 6. the top of a mobstick are dreadlocks. let's know yours. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:07am On May 24, 2016 |
when I was a child, I reasoned like a child 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Swissheart(f): 10:14am On May 24, 2016 |
When I was a kid..... ... I thought all that mattered is wake, eat and sleep. But now 57 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by delishpot: 10:22am On May 24, 2016 |
That every one grows up, gets married, gets kids, grows old and then dies in that order. I never knew death occurs at any age. Thought only old people die. 108 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by IRserveMyComent(f): 11:11am On May 24, 2016 |
As a kid and being the last child in the family, I had thought its only little kids like me that could be last born. The day my sister told me my dad was the lastborn of his family i did not believe it. And i never believed it till i grew up. 177 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 11:57am On May 24, 2016 |
when i was a kid i thought that women gave birth through their mouth.... And if you kiss a guy u will get preggie 68 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by maputohq: 12:38pm On May 24, 2016 |
zingzang:I Like this. i use to think it was from the an.us. 54 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 24, 2016 |
maputohq:but if it was from d mouth our heart will be below.... 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 1:52pm On May 24, 2016 |
maputohq:but if it was from d mouth our heart will be below.... 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by maputohq: 4:44pm On May 24, 2016 |
IRserveMyComent:i can imagine the innocence. @ lalasticlala fp please. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by misreal(m): 7:41am On May 25, 2016 |
i thought foo foo originated from the cloud.i also thought my parents arnt bad,because they dont have sx...lol.. 8 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by bluskyee: 10:35am On May 25, 2016 |
I always felt surprised when my dad said he was hungry. Obviously he had a big stomach. What could make the stomach big if not food. I wondered all day....i argued till I was 13yrs old that women gave birth via Anus.....i thought travelling to the village will make me stronger because I will get the opportunity to eat akpu...I believed "when you get to abuja and you walked past three upstairs then you have just entered london" as told by my friend...."In America the floor is made of money, people seldom picked it because it was probably dirty" that thought was inspired by my neighbours kompressor Benz when he strolled in from US....aaahhhhh......... 61 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by maputohq: 11:37am On May 25, 2016 |
misreal:i also had same perception bout my parent till i saw them through the key hole. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by misreal(m): 12:01pm On May 25, 2016 |
maputohq:ya.this happens with a lot of kids.i stumbled across my parents once,and it destroyed the perception totally.although it took sometime for me to accept that my parents are actually doing "BAD THING".. 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 2:18pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
zingzang:and now u know it ain't true, can we kis?? i stay in uyo. How u. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Viking007(m): 6:11pm On Nov 21, 2016 |
1. Whenever nta is showing "Tele-match" I always had this idea/plan of breaking & entering the tv, so I can be part of the contestants. Thankfully, it never happened. 2. As a kid I was so scared of wili-wili. Damn! that name was so popular in the barracks. 73 Likes 6 Shares
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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:51am On Nov 22, 2016 |
Largas:Same....ikpa road |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 4:25pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
zingzang:oh cool can we get to meet cutie |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 4:25pm On Nov 23, 2016 |
zingzang:oh cool can we get to meet cutie |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:57am On Nov 24, 2016 |
Largas:Uh |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a kid, I thought Wars were played in the stadium. There'd be a referee in the middle, he'd blow his whistle, and everyone would start shooting. At the end of the day, the countries with the highest dead bodies were the losers. They'd shake hands, then continue the next day, till there was one man left. 65 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Idydarling(f): 5:06pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
still couldn't believe my parents will engage in the "undoable" even after i caught them, used to also say "father notice" instead of "further" 7 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Amber7(f): 5:44pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a kid I thought tv series were real life actions. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Mimzyy(f): 7:33pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a child, I thought the moon followed me everywhere I went to... 157 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:38pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
As a child, I thought flogging a boy with a broom stick would make Him impotent 36 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Mimzyy: You have just made me feel like this little girl again. Sweet memories. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Mimzyy(f): 8:31pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
Mindfulness: Lol, I practically 'watched the moon' follow me to school every week day. At a point, I made it a point of duty to say goodbye, see you in the afternoon 'moon'. 12 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Chipappii(m): 9:22pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
That i hated marriage and would never marry. Intended to adopt kids. Now marriage is all i think about. Diary of a broke playboy https://www.nairaland.com/3475839/diary-broke-playboy#3475839.24 4 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 9:22pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
None 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by HopeAlive14(m): 9:23pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
I thought I would be carried "like an egg" by my senior siblings and spoilt to bits. Well, it has dawned on me that I must stand on my feet and learn to be independent. 7 Likes |
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