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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by holyfather(m): 7:39am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Melvix007: I too. In fact till I was all grown. It was actually on nairaland I got the facts straightened. 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by LadyTiana(f): 7:48am On Nov 25, 2016 |
WesBreezy:lol....I dey tell you |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by christisreal: 7:50am On Nov 25, 2016 |
happney65:aww!Too bad u never grew up. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by streetzdreamz(m): 7:57am On Nov 25, 2016 |
my tutor in school taught us about the planets, their orbit, earths rotation and revolution,boy was I scared?? after school hours, I was all moody and scared silly I won't find ma way home cuz it must have changed its location due to the earth's movement, almost swore at ma tutor the next morning, calling him a bloody liar deep down. 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 8:23am On Nov 25, 2016 |
I used think a pilot attached a thousand invisible birds underneath an aeroplane and thought that was what gave aeroplanes their power of flight. I used to think babies dropped from the sky, my imagination just couldn't process that they were withdrawn from an orifice as tiny as the [insert word]. I used to never want to watch horror movies with my uncles because I thought the zombies could come out of the television. I used to think Michael Jackson was really a god, that he could indeed defy gravity [that super lean in Smooth Criminal] and that he could turn into a zombie at will [the dance choreography in Thriller] I read a comic book where I learnt that Peter Parker became Spiderman because he was bitten by a spider. So I gathered about three spiders then put them on my wrist. Well, nothing happened. I guess I forgot the part that said, “was bitten by a radioactive spider”. Silly me. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Officute(f): 8:50am On Nov 25, 2016 |
As A Child I Wondered Hw Ppl Who R Dead Snapd 4 Dier Burial Programmes. D First Day I Saw 'call To Glory" On Sm1's Burial Flyer I Startd Wondering Which Of Dem She Wus Calling 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kvngkenz99(m): 8:53am On Nov 25, 2016 |
umm,use to tink dat if u mistakenly swallow an orange seed;omg! It will grow up in ur stomach 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by firo08(m): 8:56am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Mimzyy:.... you make me remember my old days as a child... I thought as much then. Lol 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Mavelshee(m): 9:13am On Nov 25, 2016 |
1- Thought I was the smartest person in the world...lol 2. I use to think that tiny ant men live in my bathroom drainage. I had this yellow helicopter toy then that makes cricket sound when d fan rotates, so when it got lost, I thought the tiny ant men in my bathroom took it, so every night I hear cricket sound in my bathroom I just assume they are flying on my copter in their little drainage skies.....#kills me 3. Dogs can't climb staircases 4. At the end of a Vaggna is one big hollow bowl....peed inside a girl once, she slap me eh...lols 5. That Fresh air meant fresh egg....always wished. my Nurs 2 teacher then wud tell me to go outside and take fresh egg too 6. Grown women don't shitt 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by lewismeek(m): 9:51am On Nov 25, 2016 |
as a kid I thought I would never grow to have my own family, I never know I would stop being cared for Rather I will start caring those that once cared for me(parents). 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by lewismeek(m): 9:53am On Nov 25, 2016 |
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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by MsBisi(f): 9:56am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Lolss zingzang: |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:09am On Nov 25, 2016 |
KissChrix: No wonder my mum nearly flogged our maid to death after she beat my brother with a broomstick. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:11am On Nov 25, 2016 |
MsDelilah: That's a different scenario nah Would you like your maid to beat your kid with anything at all? |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by hope4life: 10:12am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Being from a Christian house, my dad's name is Samson and he is tall. Having heard about the story of the mighty Samson, I used to think my Dad bearing Samson was a very strong man nobody could beat.So the feeling of safety and security by his side. Being taught about rapture by my father, I used to think all pastors were automatically candidates of heaven. Children have a different worldview hence we must go down to their level to get them.Jesus said he must be childlike to make heaven meaning having a forgiving, tender, humble heart like children but not to be childish 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Koncept(m): 10:23am On Nov 25, 2016 |
As a kid, i was made to believe that women gave birth through their anus...it was easy for me to believe since i thought the anus could exert enough force to push out a baby as against.... That idea disappeared along the line as i grew. 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by cooljoe(m): 10:31am On Nov 25, 2016 |
as a kid I used to tink that come judgement day, God would count every good thing I've done and every bad thing I've done, and I'd go to heaven if my good deeds outnumbered my bad deeds. 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by cnonyechi(f): 10:33am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Mimzyy:. hum I thought same too. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by LaPresidente(m): 10:34am On Nov 25, 2016 |
Mimzyy:How did "the moon" manage that, did you go to school in the night? its practically impossible, to see the moon in the morning every day. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Mimzyy(f): 10:44am On Nov 25, 2016 |
LaPresidente: There is a reason i put 'moon' in quote. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by adexin: 11:08am On Nov 25, 2016 |
my thought was that seeing one who is tall mean he/she eats alot of beans |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Wiseandtrue(f): 11:21am On Nov 25, 2016 |
maputohq:As a kid, I thought wrestling was real I also thought that good people always live happily ever after 1 Share
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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by ChopBellefull(m): 11:46am On Nov 25, 2016 |
RaeMystix:LOL.. I actually tought we had a grinder in our tommy dat grinds anyfood we eat.. 3 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by wintersnow(m): 12:11pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
I always thought that everything was moving when I was inside a car 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 12:54pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
KissChrix: LOL. The popular myth back then was that a boy's pënis would shrink if he's flogged with a broom. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by gregyboy(m): 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
holyfather:haha was is it lie pls tell me d real story before i die with that old one abegg 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by gregyboy(m): 12:56pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
holyfather: haha was is it a lie pls tell me d real story before i die with that old one abegg 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by vareal(m): 12:59pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Soo much to laugh over here. This place is fnny indeed. U peopl hav said all I had in mind. Tanx OP. GOD bless nairaland. Spent 1hr readin nd laughin 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Certitude(m): 1:10pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
ChopBellefull:especially when your stomach makes that grinding sound. lol 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Certitude(m): 1:14pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
holysainbj:So you honestly still believe it is from the anus? I mean where sh!t drops from? I understand because you are a guy. we dey use our d!ck compare pvssy. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Certitude(m): 1:47pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
winkmart:I be pako but was a reserved kid, no thanks to the way I was trained. I rather formulate my own theory than ask question. |
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