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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by jenny53(f): 2:03pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
As kid I had the mentality that NEPA resides in heaven this becos when ever power is restore every one usually look up while jumping and echoing UP NEPA As kid I had the mentality that NEPA resides in heaven this becos when ever power is restore every one usually look up while jumping and echoing UP NEPA As kid I had the mentality that NEPA resides in heaven this becos when ever power is restore every one usually look up while jumping and echoing UP NEPA 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
streetzdreamz:Happy Weekend! 2 Likes
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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 2:42pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Benfaco1: Fanta and mango doesn't kill people? 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 2:51pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
I used to believe God only forgave people seven times. So whenever I do something bad, I would ask for forgiveness and convince myself that it was the "sixth" time. I also thought my parents where perfect. Asin, perfect. Until a teacher asked me (in js1) what I do when my parents quarreled. I argued, that my parents never quarrelled, they never even shat or pissed, infact the only thing they did all day was go to work and take care of me. Until I went home that holiday. Realised that infact, my parents relationship wasn't even close to perfect. I still hate that woman for opening my eyes to their imperfections. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by sirwilson(m): 3:05pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Back then, I was told never to swallow a seed, especialy an orange seed and I believed it. OH YES! I could remember the day I mistakely swallow one, I couldn't go home that evening because I thought I was actualy going to grew an orange tree on my head. Thanks to my mom for making me believe that something like that never existed. As a child, I thought having s.ex is just by rubbing d head of d dick on d ctrios not knowing that there's a special hoe until the day I seen a porn movie {blue film} I was like.... 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by NatalieBimnet(f): 3:25pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Thought when it thunders the devil is beating his wife and the rain are the tears Always thought there were people inside the television or radio. Always thought pregnancy resulted from mommy and daddy putting their stomachs together 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by mikeyung71(m): 3:41pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
When I was a kid if Nigeria is playing with another country I'll be hearing *Nigeria neva score* I was thinking then that *Nigeria* is a name of one of the green & white players on the pitch.. Lol 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 3:53pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
MsDelilah: Don't know what you're drinking, but if Lewis wins, then I'm having some of it with you. 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by blekko101(m): 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
When I was a kid, I use to think if one can go up enough into the sky, he can meet God plus if u dig too much into the ground, you will meet the devil. Secondly, 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by streetzdreamz(m): 4:04pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
jagugu88li:lolz, seriously it wasn't funny that day, talk about real fear of not meeting your home where you left it in the morning, wish you same dearie. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Wow, I didn't have time to have all these views. Between my dad and his friends, I had hundred of books to read so any misconceptions were quickly cleared. Although, I used to believe that if I made heaven, I'd convince God to reconcile with Satan. I was convinced that if Satan was given a second chance, he would act better. I even resolved to offer myself as sacrifice like Jesus did to give those in hell a second chance. So I had a real goal to get to heaven so I could help those "burning souls" out. 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by RaeMystix: 5:07pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
ChopBellefull: You weren't far from the truth. 2 Likes |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 6:26pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Mimzyy: This is so sweet. I am picturing a little, cute girl talking to the moon. 1 Like |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 6:36pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Mindfulness:Bruno Mars. OSHE. :-P |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Benfaco1: 7:12pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
Masikay:When I was a kid |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kanyekels(m): 9:16pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
MsDelilah: Nico is actually gonna win. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Kanyekels(m): 9:17pm On Nov 25, 2016 |
calliope: Learn to overcome that fear. Try |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by zonax(m): 4:01am On Nov 26, 2016 |
MsDelilah: Exactly how I thought it was then too |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 8:22am On Nov 26, 2016 |
dmltoyin:Umoren? Number what cos I also stay there |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by LaPresidente(m): 7:18pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
Mimzyy:lol, nice! |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 11:10pm On Nov 27, 2016 |
MsDelilah: Rosberg took the title. What does this mean for the mercedes team? |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by dmltoyin(m): 6:57pm On Nov 28, 2016 |
zingzang:no 27 |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:49pm On Nov 30, 2016 |
I thought USA was the biblical heaven. I thought women became pregnant from eating too much. About the last part, I asked my mum about it and she told me no. When I pressed further to know the real reason, she never told me anything. Till I discovered how they got pregnant myself and boy was I stupid. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 11:50am On Dec 02, 2016 |
Haute: Er, Nico Rosberg IS a Mercedes-Benz driver. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 7:38pm On Dec 02, 2016 |
MsDelilah: Yup, apparently he is. So how did you fall in love with F1? |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by FluffySucre(f): 10:05am On Dec 03, 2016 |
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Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by WomanOfRace(f): 11:26am On Dec 03, 2016 |
As a kid,i try to imagine life i read in the books real being an introvert. I will stay outside late at night when everyone is inside ,feeling the cool breeze on my skin ,looking up to the stars and moon and with the feeling God is looking at me ,then i start singing like David to Him my own song. Go in and pray when everybody will be watching movies in the sitting room at times and feel good with the first anointing i experienced as a kid while i was in deep prayer. I always imagine and dream about the kind of life i want and my dream man when i grew up. I communicate with God as if i was talking face to face with Dad and with assurance it is real and i pledged to myself i will only live a life of sacrifice as i'm doing today and planning on making it a life time profession. I was too spiritual,observant,creative,imaginative and nature lover as a kid. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
MsDelilah: You're yet to wow me with your knowledge of F1. Tell me something I don't know. Tell me about the rules and all. You don enter one chance: you're my F1 teacher now. Talk. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
WomanOfRace: You don't know the half of it. I was a lot more spiritual, observant, creative and imaginative than you; but a nature lover then? Hmm no. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by WomanOfRace(f): 10:10pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Haute: Nature lover means appreciating it when it rains,feel the air and be creative, watch the stars and moon cos you love to and appreciate nature,life etc |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by Nobody: 10:14pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
WomanOfRace: I loved nature. Well kinda...I very curious about nature in other planets of the solar system...hehe! If you love nature so much, then I'm guessing you're a romantic person. |
Re: What Were The Funny Views You Had As A Kid? by WomanOfRace(f): 10:23pm On Dec 03, 2016 |
Haute: Yes....very romantic at heart. It's beautiful and life is beautiful that angle. |
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