herzern1:

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herzern1:

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freesinzu:

Am guessing you never had a ruler as a kid

"Am" should always be preceded by an "I" in any sentence.

I don't enqaqe mediocres.

Have a nice day.

softMarket:
Help ur friend and fuckkkk that girl well.....

If u cant do it,

then give us ur friends location..
All the boys on NL (youngBloods) will storm that house!

And if that girl no run ehhhh

softMarket:

aboki....u will snatch FTC and draw line
how can we help you?
What do u want?

Wahalai Oqa!

I want toh becauum a modirator for Nairaland ni fah,kai

herzern1:


"Am" should always be preceded by an "I" in any sentence.

I don't enqaqe mediocres.

Have a nice day.

Smellymouth:


Correct!!!!

Emescot:
Tell your friend to tell his girlfriend that he wants you his friend to join in the fun whenever its happening or he breaks up with her, since she loves sex she will enjoy the party

herzern1:
Wahalai Oqa!
I want toh becauum a modirator for Nairaland ni fah,kai

softMarket:



smellymou.th my man!!

I been wan call ur name but as u don show, we go visit dat man crib,go bleep that girl well!!!


u dey with me baa?

softMarket:
u mean,u wan make them sack myndd44
so them go give u him Job?
Guy u are finished!!!!!
him go ban u till 2099!

herzern1:


Wahalai Oqa.

Me,I be aboki,if any boody barn me.Wahalai I go burn Nairaland.

softMarket:



u dey threating lalasticala?

Chai!!! Bigger sin!!

infact him go ban u till 3099

u no dey fear? Lala don finsh u!

cummando:

eye service!!!
so if he gets banned it will make lala tall or nairaland bigger. In fact nairaland is too easy to bring down. Some people never just get time...and some no dey fear ban......like me

herzern1:


"Am" should always be preceded by an "I" in any sentence.

I don't enqaqe mediocres.

Have a nice day.

softMarket:



This is a threat! .....u just broke a rule!

Natty4:
machine girl

Splinz:


Exactly! Just like you...

Natty4:
lol
hello

Splinz:


Hello...

Is it true that you're a bed guru

Natty4:
which one is bed guru?
am new here so hu told u dat

Smellymouth:
First of all, we know say na you get the babe..

Secondly, once I start hearing ==> "Harder,Deeper,faster, Dig me deeper( You be oil well? ), scatter the punnay,tear me, Don't stop" etc, I know it's my inner spirit ministering to me to flee..

Ogbeni, no matter how you facck babe reach, dem nor dey give medal..

If you want 10 rounds per day, go act blue film..

Something must kill a man, but Gbenshing kanut kill me..

Receive sense bruh..