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Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 9:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
Hey!

It's night already cheesy

So the question is : Can You Fart In Front Of Your Bf/Gf ?? Or Would You Quietly Step Aside And Release The Stuff cheesy ??


Be truthful oh abeq ..
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by herzern(m): 9:49pm On Dec 08, 2016
Politeness
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2016
If I don't fart in front of him, who will?

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Young03(m): 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2016
only silent one
like shiiii

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Young03(m): 9:51pm On Dec 08, 2016
only silent one
like shiiii
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by ikp120(m): 9:53pm On Dec 08, 2016
Surewink
I go far sotey she go fat pass person wey dey chop too much fat grin grin grin grin
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 9:54pm On Dec 08, 2016
It depends
If we are still in the forming stage wey be say I go drink bottled water while she drinks hollandia and eats fried rice . . . . . I dare not


But on how we dn reach stage we be say I no send again I go release am Jare
. . after all Rihanna too dy mess

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by makydebbie(f): 9:55pm On Dec 08, 2016
Believe me, he'll love itkiss
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by konkonbilo(m): 9:56pm On Dec 08, 2016
Why won't I ? I go use mess scatter her face undecided

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 08, 2016
I can handle it.
But the problem starts when she wants you to reciprocate so she can save face.

One time, my ex even had to stand at the bathroom door, insisting I let it out in her presence.
I'm just not the type.
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by mofeoluwadassah: 10:10pm On Dec 08, 2016
Before!!!
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Mimzyy(f): 10:10pm On Dec 08, 2016
grin

Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by ikombe: 10:11pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
If I don't fart in front of him, who will?
which kinda wife materials dey nairaland self grin

Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Mimzyy(f): 10:13pm On Dec 08, 2016
CorGier:
I can handle it.
But the problem starts when she wants you to reciprocate so she can save face.

One time, my ex even had to stand at the bathroom door, insisting I let it out in her presence.
I'm just not the type.

Hilarious cheesy

I can actually picture you begging her to just leave so that you can fart in peace grin.

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 10:13pm On Dec 08, 2016
If I don't fart in front of him now, una go say I too dey form.
ikombe:
which kinda wife materials dey nairaland self grin
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 10:15pm On Dec 08, 2016
I find it disgusting..... I cant smiley
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by ikombe: 10:25pm On Dec 08, 2016
Fabulocity:
If I don't fart in front of him now, una go say I too dey form.
well your signature has said it all grin
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 10:40pm On Dec 08, 2016
Mimzyy:


Hilarious cheesy

I can actually picture you begging her to just leave so that you can fart in peace grin.

nobi small thing.
Cute little thing, miss her.
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 10:50pm On Dec 08, 2016
Farting is my hobby deal with it
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by MystiqueReine(f): 11:08pm On Dec 08, 2016
dear future boyfriend there are few things you need to know about me


I fart..


a lot


like serious "the world is coming to an end run for your life she just released toxic gas into the atmosphere"


be warned

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by nichoblaze(m): 11:13pm On Dec 08, 2016
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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Jaynom(m): 11:18pm On Dec 08, 2016
Diddyydiva:
I find it disgusting..... I cant smiley

Thank you jor! There's nothing sexy about farting. It's a turn off. And frankly speaking it's "kind of" disrespectful. So because we've comfortably settled in a relationship manners, etiquette/decorum Should be thrown away?

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Aniker(f): 11:20pm On Dec 08, 2016
Lols, my ex was so crazy.. If am not close he yells my name, so he will fart while am there.. It's stupid fun shaaa
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 11:25pm On Dec 08, 2016
Jaynom:


Thank you jor! There's nothing sexy about farting. It's a turn off. And frankly speaking it's "kind of" disrespectful. So because we've comfortably settled in a relationship manners, etiquette/decorum Should be thrown away?
My friends know I hate it like hell.... There are some things that shouldn't be done jawe... You said it all sire smiley
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 12:05am On Dec 09, 2016
Who mess?

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Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 12:07am On Dec 09, 2016
KissChrix:
Who mess?
Na Bola

Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by ireneony(f): 12:07am On Dec 09, 2016
Lol grin so many people that farr on this thread
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Aniker(f): 12:07am On Dec 09, 2016
KissChrix:
Who mess?
I don't know why this got me laughing! Just pictured way back in high school when people fart in class, and someone will say that
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 12:11am On Dec 09, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
Na Bola

Person don mess for this thread na angry

Me no like am o
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 12:12am On Dec 09, 2016
Aniker:
I don't know why this got me laughing! Just pictured way back in high school when people fart in class, and someone will say that

Mehn, the good ol' days

Silent ones were the real deal then
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Aniker(f): 12:15am On Dec 09, 2016
KissChrix:


Mehn, the good ol' days

Silent ones were the real deal then
Hahaha, yes you must be one of them back seat killers, grin grin
Re: Can You Fart In Front Of Your GF/BF? by Nobody: 12:15am On Dec 09, 2016
KissChrix:


Person don mess for this thread na angry

Me no like am o
Fart is actually sign of good living

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