kinglekan:



Nor be yoghurt e be?

For 2 year olds and Twaci


(I'm so dead)

JeffreyJamez:

2 epistles in a row bro?... Back to back!. Even the gods are beginning to raise eyebrows!

Isn't there someplace you have to be?

JeffreyJamez:


Ohhh no no no no no no.. .I dunno anything!

I'm sure you do, but don't stress, I can keep a secret!

ButterFrost212:

I'm sure you do, but don't stress, I can keep a secret!

I honestly don't.. .ask Kinglekan

Mine was,I and my fwend went to see a guy to hangout..befr people starting talking,he was cool with it nd he was d one dah suggested I can come with my fwend wen we got dere from a cab he paid nd we went to sitdown with his fwends where he was hanging out,so he told us to order den we did just pepper soup....den he left about 2hrs we couldn't find him,nd his fwends were already leaving I called but he wasn't pickin, nd d waitress was already asking us for d money,den I and my fwend decided to split d bill,was so embarrassed cos people were just staring at us...d bottom line is good to carry vex money datz ow I call it..incase u re pissed u can settle your bills nd leave nd order lil so u can pay

kinglekan:



Isn't there someplace you have to be?

Im exactly where I'm supposed to be!

JeffreyJamez:


For 2 year olds and Twaci


(I'm so dead)

JeffreyJamez:


For 2 year olds and Twaci


(I'm so dead)

Hahahaha.. ...Twa Twa come o

kinglekan:



Hahahaha.. ...Twa Twa come o

My name just dey sweet for him mouth

JeffreyJamez:


Im exactly where I'm supposed to be!

Then i guess I am in the wrong place..

Twaci:

kinglekan:


Then i guess I am in the wrong place..

No you're not, sit your ass down and compose your next epistle

JeffreyJamez:

We went to the movies. Had a good time, on our way back, car broke down for unexplainable reasons on TMB. We had to push it for a while to safety then waited until his mech came to fix it. It was more tiring than embarrassing.

Twaci:

You look like ayamatanga when you frown!

Twaci:
My name just dey sweet for him mouth

Hhahaha.. Nor mind am. Him wan cast you for public.

JeffreyJamez:


You look like ayamatanga when you frown!

Lie!

See your head like groundnut

kinglekan:


Hhahaha.. Nor mind am. Him wan cast you for public.

To cry don dey hungry am

Twaci:
Lie!

See your head like groundnut

Your own like sour sop

JeffreyJamez:


No you're not, sit your ass down and compose your next epistle

You have never been on a date, so technically we both don't have any business here.

JeffreyJamez:


Your own like sour sop

Where in Lagos do you stay?

JeffreyJamez:


Your own like sour sop

Laveda come and carry this big head

kinglekan:


You have never been on a date, so technically we both don't have any business here.

Oh I'm here to take notes... At least now I know not to take 1500 on a date and I know the price of Real yogurt

JeffreyJamez:


Oh I'm here to take notes... At least now I know not to take 1500 on a date and I know the price of Real yogurt

And for that who do you show your appreciation to?

Erm, she noticed Morgan was up

Who would blame Morgan, he has a life of his own. Especially when he noticed this date was absolutely, terrifyingly sexy

Twaci:


Laveda come and carry this big head

I'm sure you can do that better.

kinglekan:


And for that who do you show your appreciation to?

ButterFrost212

JeffreyJamez:

Weird

Is it??

JeffreyJamez:


ButterFrost212

Hey...you missed my earlier inquiry? Holla me on 07067970326. This kid is coming to your town and I'll really love to meet the adult

Please get in touch.

zicoraads:

Hey...you missed my earlier inquiry? Holla me on This kid is coming to your town and I'll really love to meet the adult

Please get in touch.

Lol now you want to play with the big boys eh... Unfortunately for you, I'll be out of town, wanna meet up, get your ass to Calabar Carnival... That's where I'm headed

donnybee:


Is it??

For a girl?... Super weird.... Except you ugly and fat.. ..are you?

ButterFrost212:
Let me share.....

I went on a date with this guy to the mall, and my Longthroat won't let me be, I kept singing I wanted frozen yoghurt, then we went to the shop and we both took our yoghurt, I even had the nerves to use malteesers topping that was how we weighed the thing and it was almost 4k
That was how the guy started sweating, started stammering. He had only 1500 back and front I've never been that embarrassed in my entire life, I mean why won't this guy be able to foot the bill. since he knew he couldn't afford it why did he let us come for it, and worse of all, why didn't they have a pos? I was just confused. Everybody was just staring at us, like if you cannot pay why come and take yoghurt Needless to say I had to go out and use the ATM and balance up. In fact that day i would never forget. I think I learnt the most important lesson that day, not all that glitters is gold !

girl your story got me rolling on the floor.. so what happened after the ugly incident? did you agree to date him?