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Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by ndujekwu(m): 4:32pm On Dec 14, 2016
Telling her ur weakness makes u stronger

Forgerrit, u have blood in ur veins, she would understand

If she still doesn't see it as a big deal, fire on and shag when opportunity presents itself
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 4:34pm On Dec 14, 2016
dacblogger:
lolz...am running from exactly the same thing you're running from.
So, what do you say about the thread? You gonna give your advice or what?
I'd really like to know your say about this. You're up to d challenge?
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by dacblogger: 4:56pm On Dec 14, 2016
SirMichael1:


So, what do you say about the thread? You gonna give your advice or what?

I'd really like to know your say about this. You're up to d challenge?
you have to learn how to control yourself, dnt let your body control you, be in control of your body..
learn to face your fears and nt run from them...
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 5:04pm On Dec 14, 2016
why did you agree? Personal training is going to involve touching and correct positioning now if things are going to be coming to attention when you are with clients then maybe you might want to consider having a group rather than one person ...you might need witnesses.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by laurenziz6(m): 5:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
SirMichael1:


E be like say you no understand the question. I say i no wan fvck anybody jor!

Ha! you sef

How can u not want to fvck ur crush
Something is wrong somewhere angry
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 5:42pm On Dec 14, 2016
Raine80:
why did you agree? Personal training is going to involve touching and correct positioning now if things are going to be coming to attention when you are with clients then maybe you might want to consider having a group rather than one person ...you might need witnesses.


what advice is a lady giving o... shooooo... u get experienxe in regulating dicksons height?....
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 5:43pm On Dec 14, 2016
DJMCOTTY:
Show me picture of "her" before I talk anytin angry

Oya na. Corman see pishure cheesy

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Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 5:43pm On Dec 14, 2016
laurenziz6:


How can u not want to fvck ur crush
Something is wrong somewhere angry

i usually am not sesually attracted to my crushes... cox my crush isnt lust.... i could lust but not to a crush...
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 5:53pm On Dec 14, 2016
Abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym. Mostly.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 6:00pm On Dec 14, 2016
dacblogger:

you have to learn how to control yourself, dnt let your body control you, be in control of your body..
learn to face your fears and nt run from them...

Lemme pretend you just said something brilliant. cheesy [It's a honest joke o]

I'm not sure if you've seen a guy with an erect pole. You'd notice that he constantly tries to hide it but for where... the thing nor go gree, it just won't stand down.

Most time, he will just excuse himself if he's in a public place. So controlling your body is almost impossible especially when you're around that one special specie.

P.S: Some fears are just not meant to be overcome. You just need to run! cheesy Run with your heels touching your head. Bale!
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 6:14pm On Dec 14, 2016
BoboYekini:
Abs are made in the kitchen, not in the gym. Mostly.

Then every mom should have it. But that isn't the case.

Biko! Don't go about saying random stuffs that don't add up jor. How d heck is abs made in d kitchen again
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 6:16pm On Dec 14, 2016
SirMichael1:


Then every mom should have it. But that isn't the case.

Biko! Don't go about saying random stuffs that don't add up jor. How d heck is abs made in d kitchen again
I have been training for YEARS, so trust me, I never say random stuff.
I leave you now, SirMicheal.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 6:24pm On Dec 14, 2016
Raine80:
why did you agree?

Ion know... I think I said why. In haste, in happiness I obliged.

Personal training is going to involve touching and correct positioning now if things are going to be coming to attention when you are with clients then maybe you might want to consider having a group rather than one person ...you might need witnesses.

This is really where I need you. Should I tell her what she's getting herself into (Like, "hey! I don't know if you know this, but personal trainers correct wrong positions by touching their client?). Or what do you think?
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 6:31pm On Dec 14, 2016
BoboYekini:
I have been training for YEARS, so trust me, I never say random stuff.
I leave you now, SirMicheal.

Oh! its slowing coming in. I would have gotten your point only if you had explained it much better.

You mean the kind of food one eats right? I really get.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 6:37pm On Dec 14, 2016
laurenziz6:

How can u not want to fvck ur crush Something is wrong somewhere angry
Everyone isn't like you o.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Fourwinds: 6:42pm On Dec 14, 2016
tripplephi:
IF YOU WANT TO HELP HER.... GET HER A FEMALE COACH AND IF SHE GETS UPSET THEN IT MEANS SHE IS EVIL AND JUST WANTS TO LURE YOU BUT INDIRECTLY SO SHE CAN LATER SAY ITS YOUR FAULT.... NEVER EVER LET YOUR ERECTION CONTROL YOUR DIRECTION. TODAY SHE MAY LOVE YOU BUT TOMORROW SHE WILL RUIN YOU.... ITS LUST NOT LOVE BRO.... be wise

hmmmmm....I'm home with this text meeeeennnnhhhh...key words "Never let ur ATTENTION control ur DIRECTION". a message for d male folks especially our useless members of d national assembly
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by buffalowings: 6:54pm On Dec 14, 2016
see op

dull boy

na opportunity to do kpanshing be that grin
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by plenitude(m): 7:19pm On Dec 14, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin


Hahaahah...whatever kind of packs u have ..Op, u know the drill wink


PISHURE OR IDONBELIVIT
your moniker is back from kuje!!!!!
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by plenitude(m): 7:23pm On Dec 14, 2016
as someone earlier suggested, get her a female coach.....but i must say,the best advice is the one you give yourself
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 7:39pm On Dec 14, 2016
SirMichael1:


Oh! its slowing coming in. I would have gotten your point only if you had explained it much better.

You mean the kind of food one eats right? I really get.
Atta boy.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 8:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
Fourwinds:
hmmmmm....I'm home with this text meeeeennnnhhhh...key words "Never let ur ATTENTION control ur DIRECTION". a message for d male folks especially our useless members of d national assembly

LolzZ. Me thinks it should be never "let your ERECTION control your DIRECTION" ooh. But it's cool tho, considering the fact that it sent a message.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 8:46pm On Dec 14, 2016
plenitude:
as someone earlier suggested, get her a female coach.....but i must say,the best advice is the one you give yourself

Okay sir. Ayaf hia you o

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Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 8:53pm On Dec 14, 2016
joshysmartie:



what advice is a lady giving o... shooooo... u et experienxe in regulating dicksons height?....
I am sure you are trying say to something intelligent it's not coming across that why fortunately for me.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 9:45pm On Dec 14, 2016
Raine80:

I am sure you are trying say to something intelligent it's not coming across that why fortunately for me.

i wasnt being intelligent... i was being silly.... but thanks shaaa,,, grin grin
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nonsreal(m): 11:01pm On Dec 14, 2016
SirMichael1:


E be like say you no understand the question. I say i no wan fvck anybody jor!

Ha! you sef
then go and look 4 iron boxer or pant, i tink dat wil help
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 14, 2016
joshysmartie:


i wasnt being intelligent... i was being silly.... but thanks shaaa,,, grin grin
No vex
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 12:52am On Dec 15, 2016
Raine80:
No vex
*takes some cold water.. * diluting his head)
issoryte am calm.. thanks..
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 9:21am On Dec 15, 2016
SirMichael1:


Ion know... I think I said why. In haste, in happiness I obliged.



This is really where I need you. Should I tell her what she's getting herself into (Like, "hey! I don't know if you know this, but personal trainers correct wrong positions by touching their client?). Or what do you think?
Ask her what it is she wants to work on and you have to see if that's achievable or not.
If you are working in a gym then it's a case off showing her what needs to be done then observe her technique if you are that worried stick to routines that have little or no touching. Saying that some women come to the gym with alterior motives so if she starts to bend in all sorts of peculiar positions that always seem to position her ass in your directon as well as constantly saying "I can't do this help me !" Then it's safe to assume it was never about working out in the first place the girl just wanted to spend time with you...
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 10:17am On Dec 15, 2016
SirMichael1 why can't you just bleep this girl and get it over with. undecided

If a girl really wants to bleep you, its only God that can save you.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by SirMichael1: 2:31pm On Dec 15, 2016
Raine80:

Ask her what it is she wants to work on and you have to see if that's achievable or not.
If you are working in a gym then it's a case off showing her what needs to be done then observe her technique if you are that worried stick to routines that have little or no touching. Saying that some women come to the gym with alterior motives so if she starts to bend in all sorts of peculiar positions that always seem to position her ass in your directon as well as constantly saying "I can't do this help me !" Then it's safe to assume it was never about working out in the first place the girl just wanted to spend time with you...

This advice is much better. I think I'd take this.
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by oluwalewis(m): 12:13pm On Dec 17, 2016
debolly:
Lemme go and think abt iit
After a thorough thought, we came to the conclusion that .... complete it my beautiful lady
Re: She Said I Should Teach Her But I'm Scared Of Konji. Help Please!! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Dec 17, 2016
dacblogger:

you have to learn how to control yourself, dnt let your body control you, be in control of your body..
learn to face your fears and nt run from them...

Easier said than done !

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