Twaci:
That's okay.

I have one for you.

Can you have sex on a first date?

Maxi112:
respect.


you did, thanks bro.

Maxi112:
As a lady If you are offered 3 million, one new Jeep and one duplex house in Victoria Ireland Lagos for you to abstain from sex for the rest of your life, will you accept?




cc Diddyydiva

mhisbliss:
what are the things you do when alone

Belthazor:
I honestly couldn't make head or tail of the premium load of bullshït you typed above. Your introduction and up until the end is a personification of rubbish and a solid reminder of what I flushed down the toilet few hours ago.

That absurd paragraph triggers an urge to vomit to those who find themselves in an unfortunate position to read your sleep-inducing ancestors insults.

You're actually tripping on your own untied shoelaces and falling headfirst into a wasteland of your recycled nonsensical insults which due to your optical illusion you misconstrue them as insults worthy of a rebuttal. And the fact that I'm retaliating could be why you are under the misconception that they beckon or nudges one to honor them with a response. And that isn't entirely the case. The sole reason why I'm here investing my time in kicking you black and blue is to drum into your hollow skull the fact that you should steer clear of the path that my boots walks upon as they've an inclination of engraving their prints across your rear end for the amusement of the audience and totally to your dismay.

The word zulu is forever burned into your brain because it perhaps translates to ' belt ' in your nigerian language which is the whipping tool that your boyfriend use when you two partake in a BDŞM fetish. That way it'd explain why the word in question constantly comes out of your mouth as much often as your boyfriend's penïs does!

The saddest part of all this is the fact that as much as you want to deny kneeling horizontally on a mat to give your boyfriend, judeefcc, who is currently rocking a pair of pink pom poms and cheering for your idiocy, a föreskin-tickling blowjöb, it will only put up as much of a fight as your mother's hymen did to prevent your conception.

Tygaah:


Lmao a Tygah is always on fours, not to apologize but to observe and attack when necessary .

We are cool Puffy, now go meet Brooklythebully , he is eager to give you some spanking and i also think he likes you too

Lol, Valerie problem is a problem... But I'm not interested in solving it

makydebbie:
I guess that would be reading, and thinking of someone.

tosyne2much:
No one else?

mhisbliss:
who could be occupying your beautiful mind

judeefcc:

I no get power for talk wen no go bring money , you were wrong , plenty story no go change am, you talk say you write article for newspaper wen u dey ss3 abeg call the name make we check , if you were a reasonable person you wont have time to be typing for hours about an issue that people are tired off
You attack sinz and all you talk about na 5k the energy and time you have wasted talking about it is worth more than the issue, its you alone thats keepin the story alive sinz has rested but you cant because talking about it gives you a purpose here, without talking about sinz you will just be an old man running around toasting girls with words that only perverts use , lez.z you are not a man of substance or value, if you had a life , you will have been doing somtin meaningful with it , you can insult me morning till night but i am very sure that in life not here i am a beta man than you
Silence is the best answer for a fool they say sinz has been giving you that for months , only u dey give that quote meaning



After plenty talk we go log out and face real life and unlike you mine is on fire

But you're the one jumping on my mentions since yesterday, nah!! I have always likened you to someone given an internet enabled phone to test your sanity level so I have never quoted you first since you debuted your madness in this section.

I must have hurt you bad. Since you're changing topic so quickly. I am honestly sorry. I don't know how sinz is related to this matter that borders on your need to critique people's write-up when your education is in a sorry state.


I never wanted to quote you until you began dancing around and quoting me since yesterday like a cash-starved prostitutê.

I don't know how you and your entire #mgna seek to orbit around my essence. Seems every time you gather, I feature top of your agenda.

Change your educational qualification and fake iPhone 7plus before attempting to change Nairaland.

Believe me, you're sitting top of the bottom of the worst in Nairaland. You need spiritual cleansing and true rebirth.

A jobless 26 year old planning for miss Nairaland 2017, 7 months away from time and you want to tell me your father's creditors didnt swap your destiny with that of a dibia's ram?

Abeg, stop changing topic. You came to criticise my English like you do so many folks here when you can't even write better than a sedated circus gorilla.

#mgna bunch of illiterate notice-me -by-fire-by-force imbeciles.

You have been quoting me since yesterday just to grab the limelight for yourself. I haven't cussed you. You're the one posting fake iPhone 7plus and rumbled notes as withdrawals just to get girls to notice you.


And you have cussed sinz far more than I have even when you have no offline dealings with him! Since your amnesia is activated anytime you log on to Nairaland.

Dude, no one takes you seriously here. The only thing that gives your life a meaning is calling your friends offline to like your wack disses.

Go prepare for Mr Nairaland, that's your life's ambition at 26.

makydebbie:
One special somebooorrri

hmmm i bet he doesn't know

Diddyydiva:





What kind of question is this?...

Offer is tempting but hell no ain't taking it

I'm young, educated, ambitious and hardworking so I can get those things myself

Who is going to satisfy my future husband's sexual urges?

Plus I haven't given birth to a child yet and I really want to.

I'm going for the sex thingy

falconey:

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makydebbie:
Horlohlah....what's that thing you can't forgive?

Maxi112:
care for more?

mhisbliss:
mzlarem Horlohlah what is the craziest thing you've ever done

Horlohlah:
Betraying my trust

Maxi112:
you are not alone in this.

Horlohlah:
I've done a lot ooo but this year...it is drinking so much till i started vomiting.

yuck wtf why is that, you didn't know when to stop? Or someone forced you to

Horlohlah:
I've done a lot ooo but this year...it is drinking so much till i started vomiting.

BrooklynTheBully:





Tosyne2much_ please can you just tell us what you think about online scamming??

I honestly couldn't make head or tail of the premium load of bullshït you typed above. Your introduction and up until the end is a personification of rubbish and a solid reminder of what I flushed down the toilet few hours ago.

Maxi112:
that's doesn't sound crazy to me, say something else

judeefcc:
chisos

Belthazor:
...your boyfriend, judeefcc, who is currently rocking a pair of pink pom poms and cheering for your idiocy...

mhisbliss:
yuck wtf why is that, you didn't know when to stop? Or someone forced you to

Tygaah:



Oya i don show.

1st Question: What's your take on giving second chance(s) to relationship(s) that ended on a sore note, a very bad one.

Your answer will lead us to the second one.

Well, I think I will answer this question based on my own nature. I have experienced bittered relationship quite a few number of times and I think I can relate to your question

According to my inbred manners, no matter how bad people hurt me, I always try to let go and act like nothing going ever happened. But then, I'm a very strict and principled person. When I say bye bye to something, even if the whole world crawls on my feet to apologize I will not compromise my decision

I have learnt from my mistakes never to reemback into a relationship that ended in agony. It's a very risky thing to do

I hope I answered your question well?

Horlohlah:
It was my birthday...And my friends bought different types of alcohol.. and kept counting 1 to 5 for me to finish a cup of everything

lol i wish i was there, btw you no try, dont do that next time o, i mean it

TheInkredible:
But you're the one jumping on my mentions since yesterday, nah!! I have always liken you to someone given an internet enabled phone to test your sanity level so I have never quoted you since you debuted your madness in this section.

I must have hurt you bad. Since you're changing topic so quickly. I am honestly sorry. I don't know how sinz is related to this matter that borders on your need to critique people's write-up when your education is in a sorry state.
I never wanted to quote you until you began dancing and quoting me since yesterday like a cash-starved prostitutê.

I don't know how you and your entire #mgna seek to orbit around my essence. Seems every time you gather, I feature top of your agenda.

Change your educational qualification and fake iPhone 7plus before attempting to change Nairaland.

Believe me, you're sitting top of the bottom of the worst in Nairaland. You need spiritual cleansing and true rebirth.

A jobless 26 year old planning for miss Nairaland 2017, 7 months away from time and you want to tell me your father's creditors didnt swap your destiny with that of a dibia's ram?

Abeg, stop changing topic. You came to criticise my English like you do so many folks here when you can't even wrire better than a sedated circus gorilla.

#mgna bunch of illiterate notice-me -by-fire-by-force imbeciles.

You have been quoting me since yesterday just to grab the limelight for yourself. I haven't cussed you. You're the one posting fake iPhone 7plus and rumbled notes as withdrawals just to get girls to notice you.


And you're have cussed sinz far more than I have even when you have no offline dealings with him! Since your amnesia is activated anytime you log on to Nairaland.

Dude, no one takes you seriously here. The only thing that gives your life a meaning is calling your friends offline to like your wack disses.

Go prepare for Mr Nairaland, that's your life's ambition at 26.

tosyne2much:
I'm always available

mhisbliss:
lol i wish i was there, btw you no try, dont do that next time o, i mean it