okwypascal:

gee I remember u die, them early ogas. but choi guy the way u denied Nljona, that's bloody o. the guy still be confused bcus after una rolling together u jus turned out to be and imagery gal, tbh I shock too o

NLjona:
boss harddon... your boy is back ..with bigger balls.. obiomon where you dey?

Obiomon:
. Who you say you de look for

Kalatium:
If you want to be good with girls, the first thing you need to understand is that the game exists. And if you can’t see that or refuse to accept the rules, I promise you one thing: you’re going to get played. You might not like the rules but you need to respect them. You need to recognize that you either play or get played and you need to play by the rules if you want to succeed.
The game, just like nature, is amoral and unless you want to be celibate you have to play. What you’re playing for is sex and affection from women. That could be through multiple women or through a monogamous relationship but the rules are the same.
With that said, learning how to be a player doesn’t mean you should play with a girl’s emotions. You can be and you should be honest about what you want. Not just because it’s the right thing to do but it’s what men do, you set your terms and she can either accept them or leave. And don’t worry, most girls, deep down would rather have a piece of a real man than all of a weak man.
When you play by the rules you’ll get the most out of your relationships, avoid drama and not do anything to embarrass yourself that you’ll regret later. Not only that, but by playing by the rules you’ll make the women in your life happier, no girl wants to be with a guy that doesn’t get it.
Girls will come and go but your actions will stay with you forever, that’s why its important not to break your discipline and stay on top of your game.

okwypascal:

this was obiomon replying u

HARDDON:


Lol!

This is what happens when a male wears (F) on his moniker!

Wonder why they do that!


Obi is a guy Pascal

ILuvGummyBearz:
ill go where i like

okwypascal:

gee this was u thinking ur talking to ur fellow guy

Obiomon:
oya come my house make we watch telemundio then , so long you promise not to molest me and allergic to molestation if u touch me I we shat!!

Obiomon:
Lol! Some quick shiit! One babe just tell me she loves me, I don forget some of those funny I love u replies! Make some boss ballz remind me of the other ones my reply her later or better still help me navigate to the page, I no fit locate am... #no dulling Harddon oya come Hiaa!!! Biko

NLjona:


bro..for me i dont say it first ,but last.. one of my fishes recently told me she loved me, i simply told her dat i love her too (never to say it again until she says it first again).... then i still go back to my usual good bad boy attitude.. yeah i know you're not supposed to tell them you love them.. but i remember when boss harddon said "only a good bad boy can tell a girl i love you and still have control over her".

boss harddon over to you.. *passes mic*

HARDDON:



Oh brotherly,
For a start, stop chasing gurls, only C0ck on heat do that. Make them to chase u rather

Secondly, U aint successful because a gurl gave u her number.....u shld leave them with a footprint that makes them glad meeting u.

Your problem lies in d fact that u r trying too much too soon.
Its boring talking to u because all u ever ask is how r u? Have u eaten , where r u, can u come to my place , r u free, let's hang out...if she ever agrees to come out, after drinking, u want them at all cost to come to ur place so u can tangle........boring boring boring . if u were in her shoes wudnt u back out?

Here is a solution: read this thread from beginning , pay attention to this:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607


Seek to make friends instead of coming for a lil puss taste.

Learn to use humour in ur conversation : be witty(cocky) n funny. Go over the examples , u wud see how to keep a conversation going.
Above all, stop acting needy n clingy! U can't meet a gurl today n start preaching luv tomorrow cos u wano get into her pants, gone r d days that worked.

HARDDON:
If she ask you were you are from.....answer thus:

i am from a land where women pay groom prices, where women work their a33es out to feed their men, where men are house husbands, sit at home all day playing soccer, his only major work is to impregnate her


or you can say : i am an heavenly being, i came to earth because i was tired of seeing you making so many mistakes with men! so i decided to come teach you the basic robes

HARDDON:
Thatz a snipet, there ls a whole drill dedicated taking things physical.

Most impotant thing is : know that to go up, is to go down......
ie , never com straight up that u want her so badly as other guys wud, rather pretend like u r using her hand to massage urs.

N one more secret about ladies Is that once they are attracted to u, merely seeing u or hearing ur voice turn them on , every where u touch anywhere on her skin, hv same effect , so stop thinking u must squeeze d bo0bs b4 she feels u!

More on these leta.

NLjona:
but he is a guy naw.. gee u sure say u neva smoke sumtin lately??

chuksisaac:
Harddon...gbosa for u ma man.....used the drills ere to catch a dam....she fell flat..tho she was into me.... along d line I lost my balls ...from then on she started to change.....she told me she's dating a new guy...didn't tell me d reason she lost vibes for me....I wanna ask...I like d girl....is there anyway I can get her back...or if not possible...how would I gain my balls back...harddon

Kalatium:

Can u briefly tell us what you did that made you lose your balls?

HARDDON:



Reply with : ofcos we are not on same page, how can we? Im trying to bring you up. Touching you now wud tantamount to child abuse you wud agree?

DrAnie:
Hey harddon and other gurus in d house. Please, i need a quick advice. I just got out of a messed up relationship about 2 months ago. As y'all might already know, I was overly caring and proclaimed love for my girl several times due to my naivety. I also naively asked out, which she responded with " i will pray about it". Well, i ended the relationship thingy to give her time to pray well after 4months of dating. Nonsense!
Anyways, all that is past story now. I have been going out with a new girl for about 7 weeks now. I always call her my babe on IM chats, phone calls and text. She keeps on saying i haven't asked her out yet. That she would not concur she's my gf, until I ask her out. She won't even kiss me for this same reason. I really don't want to shoot myself in the leg this time. I really won't want to surrender my balls to her by asking her out. She's kinda putting me under pressure to ask her out formally. Women matter sef...
Please guys what do you advice about this issue?

It's a shit test.. She's trying to see if you are faking it.. The moment you ask her out, say bye bye to your balls and control of the relationship.

Ask yourself, are you willing to lose your balls because you want her to kiss you?

Give her some space, act indifferent around her. Dial down the affection/attention and the sweet names and see if she starts chasing you or not. Make her work for ur attention. . You are the price not d other way round. ..

Talk to other girls too.. Always have a backup ..

chuksisaac:
ok....we. Met few days b4 my long vac from school...so after nursing her tru d drills I found ere for two months...we resumed....we really planned much durin d holidays on how it was gonna be...but few days after arriving school she wasn't keepin up to her own end of the shit... .dat was wre I started to loose ma balance....I started doin all d calls...actin desperate...thence she sidelined me for like 1 week...of which she didn't pick my calls and dodged me...d next week. ..I called and she said she has been lookin for me(the vibes wre still dre then).now first and foremost....she was then runnin dis ijmb stuff tho she 3 wrote jamb.... she told be during d hols that not until she got d admission b4 she think about any relationship(I didn't ask her out)she even put me in line to ask her out back then but I did not....so offlate she gained admission into 100level....she now first started with dis am busy stuff....reasons for her new actions wre unknown so ....she stopped returning calls even my missed calls....thence I knw ma balls are gone....just on thursday or so I pressured her.....she then told me she just started dating a new guy and dat I should juss move on....buh dammit I fall in love too deep....so I wanna ask how can I get her to feel d vibes back...(Ion giv two fs about her new bf)is making her jealous d best answear?

LordZero:


It's a shit test.. She's trying to see if you are faking it.. The moment you ask her out, say bye bye to your balls and control of the relationship.

Ask yourself, are you willing to lose your balls because you want her to kiss you?

Give her some space, act indifferent around her. Dial down the affection/attention and the sweet names and see if she starts chasing you or not. Make her work for ur attention. . You are the price not d other way round. ..

Talk to other girls too.. Always have a backup ..

Kalatium:

@1st bolded, that is the beginning of ur doom you acted desperate you could have sendless.
@ 2nd bolded, you allowed her to take control by keeping you under suspense and frustrating you.
@ 3rd bolded you are acting desperate and clingy. I will advise you to listen to what she told you and move, she just not that into you, I will advise you to go meet another girl and use these Drills on her.

chuksisaac:
truth...man wat a waste of time...learnt ma lesson....thanks...can I still play d jealousy card..?I wanna get back @ her for wastin my time b4 spillin d beans

africanman85:
U are trying bro but u have to treat difficult situations too like
a) Wen u meet a girl u like in a bus and she is forming not looking at u and she is not doing anything to spark up Congo
b) Wen u meet a girl on d street and u play not interested and she too plays d same
c) U friend girlfriend came with a friend u like. I want u to drop a gud pickup lines for each of d scenario. Pls I need name of good Cologne and affordable for men and gud mouth spray thanks.